Ookla the Mok - Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror

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A lyrics video for our song Everybody's Kang the Conqueror. From the Vs. Evil CD Available here : http://amzn.to/1LwaJwN Video by @ltgtuto Nerd Responsibly -Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror- RICK JONES Who is Kang the Conqueror? Is he Nathanial Richards, a scholar born in the 40th century? UATU THE WATCHER Yes. RICK JONES Is he Pharaoh Rama-Tut, born in Egypt circa 2950 BC? UATU THE WATCHER Also yes. RICK JONES Is he Victor Timely? UATU THE WATCHER Yep. RICK JONES Victor Timely Jr.? UATU THE WATCHER Mm-hmm. RICK JONES Victor Timely the thir— UATU THE WATCHER He’s all the Victor Timelies. RICK JONES Is he someone called… let me check this… “The Whisperer”? UATU THE WATCHER According to Wikipedia, yes. RICK JONES Is he Immortus, Lord of Time? UATU THE WATCHER Inexplicably, yes. RICK JONES Isn’t he also Iron Lad? UATU THE WATCHER I’m afraid so. RICK JONES And Marcus Kang the XXIII, the Scarlet Centuri… UATU THE WATCHER YES!! CHORUS Everybody everybody everybody everybody… UATU THE WATCHER Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror Spider-Man, Iron Man, Ant Man, and Aimee Mann, too Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror That Police Man, the pizza man, your mailman, and even me and you He was your date to the prom And your best friend Tom And your penpal from Wisconsin He’s your favorite movie star RICK JONES He’s Jamie Farr? UATU THE WATCHER And your high school best friend’s Mom! RICK JONES Tom’s mom? UATU THE WATCHER Yes! Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror The Blue Man, The Blue Totem, look it up and you will find it’s true Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror RICK JONES Surely you don’t mean everybody? UATU THE WATCHER He’s the Lord of the Seven Suns! RICK JONES You’re making this up. UATU THE WATCHER Check the OHOTMU! When he was Kang Prime he went back in time He was Hitler and Ghengis Khan He hid the rockets from your Shogun Warrior And he left your headlights on ‘Cause Kang is the world’s worst supervillain He’s also the second-worst supervillain His plans include travelling back in time To compete against himself for slots three through ninety-nine Because everybody’s Kang the Conqueror Every single man, woman, boy, and girl RICK JONES Okay, I think I’ve got this. So what you’re saying is that Everybody’s Kang the Conqueror? UATU THE WATCHER Yes!! RICK JONES Every single person in the world He’s Johnny, Reed, and Sue And their friend Ben, too He’s that drunk guy on the corner UATU THE WATCHER and RICK JONES He’s Victor Von Doom And Fin Fang Foom He’s every man and woman in this room UATU THE WATCHER Let’s hang with the gang ‘Cause everybody’s Kang Kang the Conqueror!!! Who are the people in your neighborhood? They’re Kang the Conqueror!