Down alternative. Perfect for when you don't want to get down.

We all know there are times in life when getting down is the last thing you want to do. Times when, instead of getting down, you'd rather just be comfy and marathon old TV. Times when it's too warm to get down, too cold to get down, too whatever to get down. In those times, sir or madam, there is a down alternative. It's this, um, down alternative.

And the other times, well, enjoy getting down. That's none of our business. We're just selling comforters.