Richard T. Jones

Keeper of the Earth (2010)

Actors: Tim Ritter (director), Tim Ritter (writer), Tim Ritter (editor), Tim Ritter (producer), Tony Berry (actor), Pat Mitchell (composer), Stuart Alexander (actor), Stuart Colón (actor), Jon Henry (miscellaneous crew), Orenthial Brown (actor), Cristela Guerra (actress), A.J. Collins (actor), Carl Bleich (actor), Stuart Alexander (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Mourning Wood (2010)

Actors: Ryan Convery (actor), Ryan Convery (producer), Ryan Convery (writer), Ryan Convery (actor), Ryan Convery (editor), Ryan Convery (director), Erik Johnson (editor), Erik Johnson (actor), Erik Johnson (actor), Erik Johnson (writer), Ed Gutierrez (writer), Marc Guild (writer), Marc Guild (actor), Ed Gutierrez (actor), Eryk Jones (composer),

Plot: The unveiling of Dr. Jacob Pendelton's newest product, ShamPube, becomes a blistering catastrophe when it transforms the Slutton residents into "humping" zombies. Now, it's up to an infomercial king, a used car salesman, four friends, and an array of peculiar townsfolk to join forces and stop the invasion. Prepare for the rise of Mourning Wood!

Genres: Horror,
Taglines: They're not that kind of ZOMBIE!

The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans (2009)

Actors: Lance E. Nichols (actor), Chaz Smith (actor), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Val Kilmer (actor), Jay Oliver (actor), Michael Shannon (actor), Gary Grubbs (actor), Douglas M. Griffin (actor), Tom Bower (actor), J.D. Evermore (actor), Brad Dourif (actor), Nicolas Cage (actor), Vondie Curtis-Hall (actor), Marco St. John (actor), Logan Douglas Smith (actor),

Plot: After Katrina, police sergeant Terence McDonagh rescues a prisoner, hurts his back in the process and earns a promotion to lieutenant plus an addiction to cocaine and painkillers. Six months later, a family is murdered over drugs; Terence runs the investigation. His drug-using prostitute girlfriend, his alcoholic father's dog, run-ins with two old women and a well-connected john, gambling losses, a nervous young witness, and thefts of police property put Terence's job and then his life in danger. He starts seeing things. He wants a big score to get out from under mounting debts, so he joins forces with drug dealers. The murders remain unsolved. A bad lieutenant gets worse.

Keywords: abuse-of-power, alcoholic, alcoholic-father, alligator, ambulance, american-football, anti-hero, aquarium, arrest, assistant-district-attorney
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The only criminal he can't catch is himself.

Quotes:

Terence McDonagh: Shoot them again!::Deshaun 'Midget' Hackett: What for?::Terence McDonagh: Their soul's still dancing!::[laughs hysterically]

Terence McDonagh: You think fish have dreams?

Terence McDonagh: [Hallucinating] What are these fuckin' iguanas doing on my coffee table.::Stevie Pruit: There ain't no iguana.::Terence McDonagh: ...Yeah, there are.::Stevie Pruit: There ain't no iguana.::Terence McDonagh: What the fuck is that? [taps it] Fuckin' iguana.

Terence McDonagh: Is this the same police force my father was in?

Terence McDonagh: [to a man stuck in a cell as the water rises above his neck] You want me to get wet? On account of you?

Terence McDonagh: You don't have a lucky crack pipe?

Terence McDonagh: I'll kill all of you. To the break of dawn. To the break of dawn, baby.

Terence McDonagh: [a dog is barking in the distance as Terrence approaches the house] Hey! What's wrong?::Genevieve: Your father's mad at me 'cause I can't take care of his fucking dog...::Terence McDonagh: Well why does he need you to take care of it?::Genevieve: Cause! He's goin' back into AA. He says he can deal with anymore responsibilities bsides he said he's gotta stop drinking. I mean, it ain't like I don't wanna take care of it... but I leave at seven o'clock in the morning to go to work!::Terence McDonagh: Let me talk to him.::Genevieve: I try to be a good wife to him, Terrence. I really do. But I got a limit too! You know, he's got a drinking problem, he says he's got a drinking problem and he wants to do something about it and that's good. You know, he's been down this road before and it didn't take... he wants to try it again. GOOD. But I... I say to him "why don't you just stick to beer the way I do" but he says he can't do that.

Terence McDonagh: You know we got your boy, G, right?::Deshaun 'Midget' Hackett: Man, I don't know no G.::Terence McDonagh: He knows you. It's amazing how much you can get done when you've got a simple purpose guiding you through life. My purpose is to find out who shot up this apartment on Josephine. I know the guy that was living there was from Senegal. I know he was selling heroin. I know whose territory he was stepping on. And I know who went over to the apartment to straighten him out. I found out all that in the past few days. Where's Big Fate, son?::Deshaun 'Midget' Hackett: I don't know no Big Fate.::Terence McDonagh: Now, see, I know that's not true, because everybody who comes from where you come from knows who Big Fate is. The fact that you're lying to me about it tells me you're hiding something. Since you know my only reason for being here is to find out who shot up the apartment, I know that's what you're hiding. See? It all comes back to that same simple purpose.

Frankie Donnenfeld: Just get me my money.::Justin: I usually pay when I'm done.::Terence McDonagh: Done smacking her around?::Justin: It's erotic shit, man. I didn't hurt her.::Terence McDonagh: [Throws him against the wall] Just like I'm not hurting you.::Justin: Did I hurt-did I hurt you?::Frankie Donnenfeld: Terence, let's just go.::Terence McDonagh: We don't hit women down south.::Justin: You just made a big mistake, Terry. My father's Andy Winnick. You ever hear of him?::Terence McDonagh: Who?::Justin: One of the biggest developers in the Gulf Coast.::Terence McDonagh: Congratulations.::Justin: Tommy Leonardi's one of his best friends.::Terence McDonagh: Hey, listen to me, scumbag. Don't try to impress me with your father knows some guinea hood. What you've got to take away from this experience is if you ever see that girl again, you turn around and you walk in the opposite direction. You got that?::Justin: Oh, yeah, man. Yeah.::Terence McDonagh: I ever hear about you so much as looking at that girl, you're gonna wish you were born without a dick.

Busboys (2007)

Actors: Alexander Blaise (actor), Tom Murphy (actor), Jason Gallagher (producer), Jason Gallagher (editor), Tim Eberle (director), Tim Eberle (writer), Tim Eberle (producer), Luis Jimenez (actor), Subhash Patel (actor), Dean Jankelowitz (actor), Carlos Medina (actor), Astan Billings (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: The battlefield that is bussing tables

Push (2006)

Actors: Franco Trevisi (actor), Cinzia Rocco (miscellaneous crew), Michele Alhaique (actor), Massimo De Santis (actor), Giorgio Caputo (actor), Loris Lai (writer), Loris Lai (director), Beatrice Corti (editor), Rossano Baldini (composer),

Genres: Short,

Sex, Love & Z-Parts (2005)

Actors: Archie Hahn (actor), Paul Willson (actor), Teresa Berkin (actress), Scott L. Treger (actor), Robert Pergament (editor), Stanley B. Herman (actor), Teddy Lane Jr. (actor), Andy Goldberg (actor), Rhino Michaels (actor), Dylan Reynolds (miscellaneous crew), Dyan Kane (actress), Elliott Goldkind (composer), Damon White (actor), Gathering Marbet (actress), Matt Ritchey (actor),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: It hurts to say goodbye. You can fool some of the people, some of the time.

My Baby's Daddy (2004)

Actors: Amy Sedaris (actress), Eddie Griffin (producer), Tommy 'Tiny' Lister (actor), Scott Thompson (actor), John Amos (actor), Bai Ling (actress), Randy Sklar (actor), Eddie Griffin (actor), Russell Peters (actor), Method Man (actor), Anthony Anderson (actor), Michael Imperioli (actor), Jason Sklar (actor), Eddie Griffin (writer), Bob Weinstein (producer),

Plot: Lonnie, Dominic and 'G' are three bachelor buddies from the hood who, after a lifetime of hard-partying, are in for a crude awakening when their respective girlfriends all get pregnant at the same time. The fathers-to-be embark on an emotional journey while learning as much about themselves as they do about love and fatherhood.

Keywords: african-american, animal-costume, animated-sequence, asian-american, baby, baby-born, birth, boxer, boxing, break-up
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're going from players to playtime.

Quotes:

[from trailer]::[after G's baby throws up on him]::Dominic: Haha - you got the Exorcist baby.

G: Who's taking care of your kids?::Lonnie: Jesus.

G: [a Peking duck runs out of the kitchen and in front of the store counter, quacking] [Chinese boy comes after him with a butcher knife] Get him, Dang Ling! GET HIM, DANG LING!

[about the Stylz Brothas]::Dominic: Someone should tell them they're white.

1 2 3 (2003)

Actors: Michael Picarella (director), Michael Picarella (actor), Michael Picarella (writer), Jared Adams (actor), Theresa Wong (actress), Steven Napolitan (actor), Steven Napolitan (editor), Steven Napolitan (producer), Alicia Napolitan (miscellaneous crew), Alicia Napolitan (actress), Brian Napolitan (actor), Shawna Wesley (actress), Mithu J. Singh (actor), Gerardo Cabrera (actor), Tim Elder (composer),

Plot: Documentary filmmakers follow 19-year-old Jared Adams as he tries to maintain relationships with three simultaneous girlfriends. Jared doesn't want his girlfriends to find out about each other and the documentary filmmakers try to create conflict for their movie.

Keywords: number-in-title
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Who said 1 2 3 was easy?

Smoking Herb (2002)

Actors: Richard Keith (director), Richard Keith (actor), Richard Keith (writer), Robert Ray Manning Jr. (actor), Robert Ray Manning Jr. (actor), Robert Ray Manning Jr. (producer), Katheryn Winnick (actress), Rachel Boston (actress), Scott Fernstrom (producer), Scott Fernstrom (actor), Scott Fernstrom (writer), Jerry Carita (actor), Lisa Strauss (miscellaneous crew), Alyssa Black (producer), Kara Hamilton (actress),

Plot: Dex and Eric are ordinary, twenty-something guys dealing with work, relationships and friends. Their life becomes less ordinary when they encounter Herb, a mischievous and malevolent geek. What starts as an innocent game of bar trivia soon escalates into an all out war - Dex & Eric vs. Herb. Complicating matters further is the fact that commitment-shy Dex unexpectedly meets Marcia, the girl of his dreams. As Dex prepares to do battle with Herb, he must also deal with all the intricacies it takes to make a relationship work.

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: No, not weed! Jeez, what's wrong with you people?

Testament of Youth (1979)

Actors: Ian Pitch (editor), Tony Brooks (actor),

Genres: Drama, Romance, War,