Jasper (2011)

Actors: Nathan Hill (writer), Nathan Hill (actor), Nathan Hill (director), Nathan Hill (producer), Jamie Murgatroyd (composer), Harrison Murray (actor), Sandy Greenwood (actress), Candice Day (actress), Sang Thanh-Phan (actor), Michael Terner (miscellaneous crew), Steven Vandenberg (producer), Sandra Tullie (miscellaneous crew), Sage Godrei (actress), Sarah Vilsman (producer), Karen Orford (actress),

Plot: Nathan Hill is hilarious as Jasper Clay, a shady private detective who reluctantly takes on a final case before retirement. Hired by a gorgeous prostitute to find her kidnapped son, Jasper is drawn into a knock 'em dead adventure in a crooked town filled with dangerous low lives and criminals. As he's chased by a violent drug cartel, he must unravel the mystery, find the boy, and clean up the streets with his own unique brand of justice - Jasper style!

Genres: Action, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Gloves Are Off

Quotes:

Jasper Clay: I'm looking for a brunette, about 55kg and sexy.

Chainmail (2007)

Actors: Jonathan Chance (actor), Jonathan Chance (producer), Jonathan Chance (composer), Jonathan Chance (director), Jonathan Chance (editor), Richard Chance (producer), Richard Chance (actor), Richard Chance (writer), Richard Chance (director), Michael Himsworth (actor), Owain Jones (actor), Pauline Chance (actress), Stu E. Skinner (composer), Very Little Effort (composer), Darran Smith (composer),

Plot: Locked, bound and chained, a 7ft tall ominous crate arrives at the house of an unsuspecting family, mistakenly delivered to the residence. On the very same night a mysterious death occurs. They soon realize that a dark presence is held within and the family is torn apart. A young man's only option is to confront the entity before the sun sets and the evil rises to kill again.

Keywords: b-horror, the-veil
Genres: Horror, Short,
Taglines: Delivery for you.

Con Air (1997)

Actors: John Diehl (actor), Kevin Cooney (actor), John Cusack (actor), Don S. Davis (actor), Greg Collins (actor), Nick Chinlund (actor), Pete Antico (actor), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Ned Bellamy (actor), Dave Chappelle (actor), Dennis Burkley (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Powers Boothe (actor), Nicolas Cage (actor), Steve Eastin (actor),

Plot: Cameron Poe, who is a highly decorated United States Army Ranger came to his home of Alabama to his wife, Tricia. only to run into a few drunken regulars at where Tricia works. Cameron unknowingly kills one of the drunks and was sent to a federal penitentiary for involuntary manslaughter for seven years. Then, Cameron became eligible for parole and can now go home to his wife and daughter, Casey. Unfortunately, Cameron has to share a prison airplane with some of the most dangerous criminals in the country, who somehow took control of the plane and are now planning to escape the country with the plane. Cameron has to find a way to stop them while playing along. Meanwhile, United States Marshal Vincent Larkin is trying to help Cameron get free and stop the criminals including, Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom.

Keywords: 1980s, 1990s, action-hero, airplane-accident, ambush, american-indian, army-rangers, attempted-rape, automobile, aviation
Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: One wrong flight can ruin your whole day Get Ready To Fly Buckle Up! They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings. Welcome to Con Air.

Quotes:

Larkin: Nathan Jones, A.K.A. Diamond Dog. Former general of the Black Guerillas. He blew up a meeting of the National Rifle Association saying, and I quote, "They represented the basest negativity of the white race." He wrote a book in prison called, "Reflections in a Diamond Eye." New York Times called it a wakeup call for the black community. They're talking to Denzel for the movie.

Vince Larkin: [desperately trying to start a truck] Come on, you stinking piece of shit car!

[they can't reach Vince Larkin]::Duncan Malloy: Of course you're having trouble reaching him. He's off saving the rain forest, or recycling his sandals or some shit.

[Cyrus is about to burn Cindino alive]::Francisco Cindino: Cy...::Cyrus Grissom: ...onara!

[Holding a gun up to the head of a stuffed pink bunny]::Cyrus Grissom: Make a move and the bunny gets it.

Cameron Poe: Put... the bunny... back... in the box.

Cyrus Grissom: [to Johnny 23] I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.

Agent Sims: I'm DEA, d'you know what the fuck that means?::Pinball: It means you're the most crooked nigger on this plane!

Local cop: We got a problem here with a corpse.::Larkin: Uh-huh.::Local cop: Yeah, it fell outta the sky. I don't think he's an astronaut.::Larkin: What's this got to do with me?::Local cop: It's got your name written all over it.

Duncan Malloy: Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This... this is fucking spectacular!

Doorways (1993)

Actors: Michael Yama (actor), Robert Knepper (actor), Peter Werner (producer), Kurtwood Smith (actor), Peter Werner (director), David Wells (actor), Carrie-Anne Moss (actress), Phil Marshall (composer), George Newbern (actor), Patricia Belcher (actress), Hoyt Axton (actor), Rick Dean (actor), Jennifer Rhodes (actress), Joseph V. Perry (actor), Brad R. Loman (costume designer),

Plot: Cat, a fugitive from a parallel Earth ruled by aliens, lands on "our" Earth in the middle of a freeway, causing an accident. She is slightly injured, and wakes up in the emergency room of a hospital, where Thomas, a doctor, takes care of her. The following day, Thomas goes back to the hospital and finds Cat's room vacant and all records wiped out. He discovers that the FBI is investigating Cat's origin, because she has brought a couple of strange artifacts. Thomas is trying to talk to her when she decides to escape. Thomas is forced by the events to follow and help her, all the while trying to understand her motives. It turns out that Cat is fleeing a group of servants of the Dark Lord. They hitch-hike to the nearest Doorway to another parallel world, but while they're waiting for the door to open, they're caught successively by FBI agents and Dark Lord goons. They barely escape through the door to an Earth where petrol has disappeared. Their adventures continue as they are still chased by the villains. At last, they stumble through another door and land on top of Mt Rushmore. But the four faces that are sculpted on it show that Thomas is clearly not back home yet.

Keywords: chase, fbi, fbi-agent, hospital, medical-doctor, parallel-world, unsold-tv-series-pilot
Genres: Sci-Fi,

Yes Virginia, There Is a Santa Claus (1991)

Actors: Massimo Bonetti (actor), Andrew J. Fenady (writer), Garry Chalk (actor), Katharine Isabelle (actress), Frank C. Turner (actor), Andrew J. Fenady (producer), Richard Thomas (actor), Andrew J. Fenady (actor), Tom Heaton (actor), Edward Asner (actor), Charles Bronson (actor), John Novak (actor), Tom McBeath (actor), Dann Cahn (editor), Charles Bernstein (composer),

Plot: While newspaper writer Church struggles with the death of his wife, he receives a "special" assignment. He must answer a little girl's question about whether Santa Claus really exists. Based on a true story.

Keywords: 1800s, 1890s, 19th-century, baby, basket, belief-in-god, boy, brother-sister-relationship, cat, character-name-in-title
Genres: Drama,

Biohazard (1985)

Actors: Fred Olen Ray (actor), Fred Olen Ray (producer), Aldo Ray (actor), Jack Tucker (editor), Fred Olen Ray (director), Donald G. Jackson (actor), Fred Olen Ray (writer), Robert Tinnell (miscellaneous crew), T.L. Lankford (writer), T.L. Lankford (producer), Christopher Ray (actor), Angelique Pettyjohn (actress), Robert King (actor), Richard Hench (producer), Richard Hench (actor),

Genres: Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Science Gone Very, Very Bad

Killer Force (1976)

Actors: Peter Fonda (actor), Hugh O'Brian (actor), Georges Garvarentz (composer), O.J. Simpson (actor), Val Guest (writer), Val Guest (director), Ian Yule (actor), Maud Adams (actress), Christopher Lee (actor), Telly Savalas (actor), Bill Butler (editor), Anthony Fridjohn (actor), Russell Newman (actor), Victor Melleney (actor), Patrick Wachsberger (producer),

Plot: Head of company security, Harry Webb, fears that a diamond theft is about to take place at their major mining complex deep in the desert. He quickly manages to become very unpopular, particularly with Claire Chambers, a celebrated cover girl, daughter of the mine administrator. She is visiting the man she loves, Mike Bradley, who is responsible for security at the mine. Nelson, the mine administrator, gives Bradley a curious mission - to steal a diamond. He wants to implicate Bradley in order to bring him into contact with a certain Lewis who is preparing to rob the mine with the aid of a group of mercanaries and a local accessory known as Father Christmas. Webb, not being informed of the deceit, relentlessly pursues Bradley, who is contacted by Lewis. With the mercanaries in the process of penetrating the mine. Bradley reveals himself to be Father Christmas, the organiser of the entire operation. With Webb in pursuit, Bradley flees into the desert with the only other survivors - Lewis and Clair.

Keywords: desert, diamond, heist, helicopter, independent-film, jewel-heist, killing, land-rover, mercenary, security
Genres: Action, Thriller,
Taglines: They were professionals who killed for hire. But the man who hunted them killed for pleasure!

Melody (1971)

Actors: Waris Hussein (director), Roy Kinnear (actor), David Puttnam (producer), Alan Parker (writer), David Hemmings (producer), Keith Barron (actor), John Victor-Smith (editor), James Cossins (actor), Zelda Barron (miscellaneous crew), Sheila Steafel (actress), Mark Lester (actor), Neil Hallett (actor), Hilda Barry (actress), Kate Williams (actress), Ken Jones (actor),

Plot: Two youngsters declare to their parents that they want to get married. Not sometime in the future but as soon as possible. The story is told from the children's point of view.

Keywords: abusive-teacher, affection, amusement-park, apology, beach, best-friend, black-humor, boy, character-name-in-title, classmate
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: A tender love story for everyone who was ever twelve years old.

Quotes:

Melody: [reading from a tombstone] "Fifty years' happiness." How long's fifty years?::Daniel: A hundred and fifty school terms, not including holidays.::Melody: Will you love me that long?::Daniel: [nods affirmative] Mmm-hmmm.::Melody: I don't think you will.::Daniel: Of course. I've loved you a whole week already, haven't I?

[in the school office about to get "slippered"]::Mr. Dicks: Now, why are you here, Ornshaw?::Ornshaw: Because you invited me, sir.::Mr. Dicks: And why did I invite you, Ornshaw?::Ornshaw: Well, because I couldn't translate the latin, sir.::Mr. Dicks: Why, Ornsahw? WHY?::Ornshaw: Because it's a bloody silly out-of-date language do you mean, sir?::Mr. Dicks: Two was it, Ornhsaw... I think we'll make it four...::[trying to hold his temper]::Mr. Dicks: ...and why do you think it's a... silly out-of-date language, Ornshaw?::Ornshaw: Well, because I couldn't speak to a dead roman even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir!

Ornshaw: Some people are winners and some people are losers.::Daniel: Who says who's gonna be what?::Ornshaw: Don't ask me, that's all done before we get on this earth. I mean, it's him up there. He says, "You, you're gonna be red-hot at the triple jump, and you, you're gonna be bloody useless!"

Daniel: I've got to dance with her.::Ornshaw: You're mad! What do you want to do that for? She'll only say "Buzz off." She's like that. This whole girl-nonsense is rubbish. Girls are a bunch of snot-nosed little so-and-so's.

Maureen: Do you kiss boys, Muriel?::Muriel: Sometimes, if I like him enough.::Melody: Aren't you frightened?::Muriel: Oh, why should I be frightened? It's quite nice when you get used to it.

Headmaster: If you're gallivanting off somewhere you can't be at school. If you can't be at school we can't teach you. And if we can't teach you, you'll end up a bunch of raving imbeciles like the generation above you.

The Never Never Murder (1961)

Actors: John Rae (actor), Jack Greenwood (producer), John Salew (actor), Russell Napier (actor), Brian Wilde (actor), Edgar Lustgarten (actor), James Eastwood (writer), Fanny Carby (actress), Frank Sieman (actor), Peter Duffell (director), Pauline Winter (actress), Genine Graham (actress), Maurice Good (actor), Desmond Cullum-Jones (actor), Harriette Johns (actress),

Genres: Crime, Short,

The Spider's Web (1938)

Actors: Dick Curtis (actor), Kernan Cripps (actor), Sam Ash (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Edmund Cobb (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Roy Brent (actor), Ralph Brooks (actor), Harry A. Bailey (actor), Ernie Adams (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), James Carlisle (actor), Sidney D'Albrook (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,
Taglines: "Beware, Spider! I Have You Marked For Death with The Most Fiendish Weapons Ever Concieved By The Human Brain!" "I'm Closing In, Octopus! You've Spread Terror, Destruction And Death On Helpless Humanity For The Last Tim!" THE MASTER CRIMINOLOGIST OF MODERN TIMES TANGLES WITH THE ARCH FIEND OF ALL TIME...in a bullet-flaming Chapter Play...filmed right out of the thrill-brimmed pages of the famous "Spider" magazines! BASED UPON 'THE SPIDER' MAGAZINE STORIES. The fearsome figure of "The Spider" magazine loom on the screen!...Gangdom shudders! Adventure fans cheer the mightiest of all Chapter Plays! MODERN SCIENCE'S MOST DIABOLICAL WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION AND DEATH UNLEASHED ON HAPLESS HUMANITY BY AN UNKNOWN FIEND OF THE UNDERWORLD! (original herald-all caps) TANGLING WITH THE UNDERWORLD'S MOST FRIGHTFUL FIEND! (original lobby card-all caps) TANGLING WITH CRIME'S MOST FRIGHTFUL MONSTER! (original one-sheet poster-all caps) DIABOLICAL DESTRUCTION UNLEASHED BY AN UNKNOWN FIEND! (original six-sheet poster-all caps) BLOOD-CHILLING SUSPENSE! HAIR-RAISING CLIMAXES! (original three-sheet poster-all caps)