News in Brief
‘Curating’ Same As ‘Choosing’, Wankers Told
Dog Descended From Wild Animals May Die If Not Fed $80-A-Bag Food
Unclear If Star Wars Toy For 42 Year-Old Man Or 4 Year-Old Son
Fears Businesses May Pack Up And Pay No Tax Elsewhere If Laws Change
Anti-Vaccination Website Hit By Virus
House Prices To Fall From ‘Unattainable’ To ‘Out Of Reach’, Analysts Say
Experts Now Recommend Taking Photos Of 3 Meals A Day
Report Ranking Internet Speeds By Country Almost Downloaded, Turnbull Says
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The Shovel & The Chaser Combine For 100-Page Election Special
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BREAKING: Fairfax, News Corp Announce Sweeping Cuts To Jarryd Hayne Divisions
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Aussie ‘Battler’ Pays No Tax, Says Media Organisation That Also Pays No Tax
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Turnbull Launches Election Pitch: “I Was Fucking Born For This”
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Scott Morrison Tells Australians: ‘We Need To Live Within Your Means’
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Malcolm Turnbull’s 5 Tips For Owning Your Own Home
It seems like breaking into the property market is tougher than ever. But Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull believes the Australian dream of owning your own place isn’t quite over...
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Peta Credlin Has Joined Sky News. Here Is The Email She Sent To All Staff This Morning
Sky News confirmed today that Peta Credlin – former Chief of Staff to Tony Abbott – will join the network as an election commentator. Ms Credlin, who has vowed...
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‘Curating’ Same As ‘Choosing’, Wankers Told
A person who curates fashion, music, food or travel experiences is actually just choosing things, it has been confirmed.
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Science To Be Replaced By Anecdotes
Australia’s scientific research programs will be cut back and replaced by a recent experience the guy down the shops had, it was revealed today.
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Date For Mid-Term Leadership Coup Confirmed For Late 2017
Uncertainty about the exact date of the next mid-cycle Prime Ministerial knifing has been laid to rest, with the overthrow now locked in for September of next year.
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