By Hook or by Crook (2013)

Actors: Will Webb (editor), Will Webb (writer), Will Webb (actor), Will Webb (director), Aran Bruce-Caddick (actor), Aran Bruce-Caddick (producer), Aran Bruce-Caddick (writer), Julius Whiteman (actor), Philip White (actor), Carys Bruce-Caddick (actor), Patrick Craig (actor), Thom Craig (actor), Murray Maynard (actor), Alex McColl (actor), Idgie Beau (actor),

Plot: Bo Peep is ready to kill a mysterious man- but the Man Who Cried Wolf holds her back. He has his own reasons for revenge on this individual- and as the two recount their stories, it becomes clear that this criminal's identity is as shocking as his acts.

Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Happily N'Ever After 2 (2009)

Actors: Doug Erholtz (actor), Kate Higgins (actress), Doug Erholtz (actor), Kate Higgins (actress), Doug Erholtz (actor), Cindy Robinson (actress), Lex Lang (actor), Kirk Thornton (actor), Doug Stone (actor), David Lodge (actor), David Lodge (actor), Jason Netter (producer), Paul Buckley (composer), G.K. Bowes (actress), G.K. Bowes (actress),

Plot: Fairy tales collide when Mambo and Munk tip the scales of good and evil once again. This time Princess Snow White is a misguided teenager who'd rather have fun with friends Red Riding Hood, Goldilocks and Little Bo Peep than help peasants. When Snow White's father is matched up with Lady Vain - a scheming witch brewing to rule the kingdom - Snow White becomes a thorn in Lady Vain's side. now White is soon tricked by Lady Vain (with Rumpelstiltskin's help) into spreading vicious gossip about the townspeople, forcing her to flee. Through rebuilding the three little pigs' houses with the seven dwarves leading the way, Snow White learns the value of helping others. Only Snow White can foil her dad's wedding to stop Lady Vain. With Mambo and Munk in tow, Snow White proves she can rule the kingdom, while bringing balance back to the scales of good and evil.

Keywords: apostrophe-in-title, digit-in-title, number-in-title, numbered-sequel, punctuation-in-title, second-part, sequel
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: Another Bite @ the Apple.

The Masterpiece... A Toymakers Dream (1995)

Actors: Tom Newman (producer), Randy Stuehm (editor), Andrea Jobe (director), Terrance Willis (actor), Roger Nix (actor), Roger Nix (producer), Heather Michelle Goble (actress), Hope Elizabeth Harrell (actress), Hope Elizabeth Harrell (actress), Michael Demus (composer), Heather Michelle Goble (actress), Colin Harbinson (writer), Aaron Vokoun (actor), JoHanna Burton (actress), Ryan Stafford (actor),

Plot: From the opening scene's fiery rebellion to the spectacular finale, The Masterpiece... A Toymakers Dream has the makings of a contemporary classic. Impact Productions' moving allegory tells a story of love, hope and dreams as the Apprentices anxiously await the unveiling of the Masterpiece designed by the Toymaker and his son. The dream is shattered when the jealous Chief Apprentice attempts to steal the design and build the Masterpiece himself. Banished from the presence of the Toymaker, the evil Chief Apprentice plats revenge, even if it means destroying the beloved Masterpiece.

Genres: Family,

Voodoo Soup (1994)

Actors: Kim Little (actress), Greg Lewolt (writer), Greg Lewolt (editor), Greg Lewolt (actor), Greg Lewolt (director), Heidi Staley (actress), Eric Schilling (actor), Darlene Sellers (actress), Missy Browning (actress), Lucia Mortato (actress), Ernie Orosco (actor), Phebe Mansur (actress), Ronald G. Forsyth (actor), Ronald G. Forsyth (actor), Ronald G. Forsyth (actor),

Genres: Horror,

A Pinch of Snuff (1994)

Actors: Freddie Jones (actor), John Bluthal (actor), John E. Keane (composer), John Woodvine (actor), John Simm (actor), Christopher Fairbank (actor), Ralph Ineson (actor), Elizabeth Spriggs (actress), Ursula Howells (actress), Paul Copley (actor), Richard Ridings (actor), Freya Pinsent (miscellaneous crew), Norman Pace (actor), Gareth Hale (actor), Linda Marlowe (actress),

Genres: Crime, Drama,

Quotes:

Insp. Andy Dalziel: Are you a naturalised citizen?::Maurice Arany: Yes.::Insp. Andy Dalziel: I bet you'd like to go back to Hungary after all these years, eh. Take a little look.::Maurice Arany: You cannot deport me.::Insp. Andy Dalziel: [grinning] I wouldn't dream of it. Not while I can violate your human rights over here.

[Dalziel tells Pascoe how Haggard used to get the boys in his school to beat him with a cane; Pascoe looks po-faced]::Insp. Andy Dalziel: What's up, Inspector? Miscalculated a fart?

Sgt. Peter Pascoe: Which side of the house do you sleep?::Alice Andover: [looks horrified and embarrassed] Eh?::Annabelle Andover: Don't be silly, Alice. My sister's a virgin, Inspector, and nowadays it shows.

[discussing an interview with a suspect]::Insp. Andy Dalziel: So, Godfrey Blengdale's a member of the Cally Club. And him a clean-rectummed Alderman and Justice of the Peace with a class-act "county" wife. Well, well, well!::Det Sgt Edgar Wield: According to Mr Arany's statement...::Insp. Andy Dalziel: It took him long enough to deliver. You didn't bounce him off t'wall hard enough, did you?::Det Sgt Edgar Wield: [pompously] We observed the correct procedures, Sir - at all times.::Insp. Andy Dalziel: No wonder he messed you about. There's a moral there, Sergeant.::Det Sgt Edgar Wield: Anyroad, according to Arany he left Mr Blengdale with Dr Haggard at about 11:15 on the night of the murder.::Insp. Andy Dalziel: Then some stupid sod best have a word with Godfrey "Call Me God" Blengdale... hadn't he?::Det Sgt Edgar Wield: Meaning me, Sir?::Insp. Andy Dalziel: No, Sergeant, modestly I was alluding to myself.

Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme (1990)

Actors: Deborah Harry (actress), Teri Garr (actress), Ben Vereen (actor), Shelley Duvall (actress), Garry Shandling (actor), Little Richard (actor), Paul Simon (actor), Van Dyke Parks (actor), Woody Harrelson (actor), Howie Mandel (actor), Cheech Marin (actor), Harry Anderson (actor), Bobby Brown (actor), Katey Sagal (actress), Cyndi Lauper (actress),

Plot: There's a crisis in Rhymeland! All the Rhymies (the characters from Nursery Rhymes) are disappearing! Gordon Goose, son of Mother Goose, and Little Bo Peep set off across Rhymeland to find their missing friends.

Keywords: absent-mother, acceptance, banquet, bar, based-on-nursery-rhyme, blind, blind-detective, cape, carnival-barker, celebrity-guests
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy, Musical, Mystery,

Quotes:

Gordon Goose: Why is everything in black and white?::Three Blind Mice: We're colorblind.::Gordon Goose: But I'm not colorblind.::Three Blind Mice: It's not your office.

Little Bo Peep: [after numerous accidents, Gordon wants to drive] Forget it! Nobody can drive my car!::[she drives off]::Gordon Goose: Especially her! [a few seconds later, Bo Peep drives back up again]::Little Bo Peep: I got lonely. You can drive. [Gordon gets into the driver's seat]

Jack: I need to stop falling down this hill and breaking my crown. This is the thirtieth something time I've done this!::Jill: Oh yeah? Well I am constantly the one who if forced to tumble down the hill following after you! Why can't it be Jill's turn to break her crown, and you come tumbling after for a change, huh!

Little Bo Peep: Nowhere's not such a bad place, I've been there.

Little Miss Muffet: Company! How nice. Please please come on in.::Gordon Goose: Uh, I think it may be a little crowded, not to mention anatomically dangerous.::Little Miss Muffet: No problem! You just have to think to shrink. Think hard. Think to shrink!

Simple Simon: [sings] On the road again... can't remember why I'm on the road again.::Gordon Goose: Hey! I'm gonna be off the road again if you don't get the guitar out of my face, I'm driving here!

Lou the Lamb: You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.::Mary: Shut up, Lou.

Little Bo Peep: Your Majesty, we're very sorry to interrupt your merrymaking, but we have something very important to discuss with you.::Old King Cole: [shouts] Important! You insult me by requesting that I, Old King Cole, the merriest of soul, discuss something of importance? HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!::[Silence stirs as the Minister sits him down and puts on his crown, Bo Peep and Gordon bows to him, suddenly Old King Cole laughs along with everyone else]::Old King Cole: Oh, How about this! A practical joke! I just love practical jokes!

Little Bo Peep: It's time to boldly go where no cow has gone before.::Gordon Goose: Okay, hang on! Whoa!::[they speed off through space until Gordon screams seeing that they are headed into the Mother Goose book]::Little Bo Peep: Gordon, stop the cow! LOOK OUT!::[They head inside the book and find themselves in the real world]::Gordon Goose: Where the blazes are we?::Little Bo Peep: We're not in Rhymeland anymore.

Little Bo Peep: Mistress Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?::Mary Quite Contrary: Oh, it's a mess! The silver bells aren't ringing, the cockleshells are being eaten by aphids, and the pretty maids are getting uglier by the minute. Mm! Besides, the rototiller's on the blink and the gophers are the size of Buicks.

Fairy Tales (1978)

Actors: Charles Band (producer), Charles Band (writer), Linnea Quigley (actress), Bennah Burton-Burtt (miscellaneous crew), Sy Richardson (actor), Angelo Rossitto (actor), Jeff Doucette (actor), Andrew Belling (composer), Harry Hurwitz (director), Irwin Corey (actor), Simmy Bow (actor), Martha Reeves (actress), Robert Harris (actor), Anne Gaybis (actress), Frank Ray Perilli (writer),

Plot: On his twenty-first birthday, the Prince goes on a quest that takes him across the land searching for the one woman that gets him sexually excited, Princess Sleeping Beauty.

Keywords: barker, bdsm, bordello, coming-of-age, dominatrix, elevator-operator, erotica, fairy-tale-parody, female-frontal-nudity, female-full-frontal-nudity
Genres: Comedy, Musical,
Taglines: A lusty, rowdy spoof of all your favorite fairy tales! Some Day Your Prince Will Come.

Quotes:

Jack: What is your name, boy?::Sirus: [agitated] Boy? 'Boy' live in jungle with Tarzan, man!

Halloween with the New Addams Family (1977)

Actors: John Astin (actor), Vito Scotti (actor), David Wader (miscellaneous crew), Henry Darrow (actor), Carolyn Jones (actress), Jackie Coogan (actor), Carolyn Jones (actress), Charles W. Fries (producer), Parley Baer (actor), Elvia Allman (actress), Felix Silla (actor), Ted Cassidy (actor), Vic Mizzy (composer), Charles M. Fries (producer), Patrick Campbell (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

Quotes:

Gomez Addams: To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!

Morticia Addams: [an explosion is heard from the kitchen] Did you leave a cake in the oven, Mama?::Grandmama Addams: It's that woman again! That's my kitchen, not an airport!

Morticia Addams: [singing] Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures/spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.

Uncle Fester: We get the strangest people in here.

First Cop: Sorry folks, but the neighbors complained about the noise.::Morticia Addams: But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family, everyone here is a relative.::Uncle Fester: [brings in the crooks] I'm sorry you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.::First Cop: Well... Bones Lafferty, and Louie the Lard?::Gomez Addams: You must be mistaken officer, these people are family. [Fester shakes his head]::Boss Crook: No, we - we just said that... we're not members of this family. They've got a lion, a lion! In the basement, and a lady flew out the window!::Little Bo Peep: That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.

Fake Gomez: [Fester has him on the rack, mistaking him for Gomez] I'm just a guest here, take off my mask and you'll see.::Uncle Fester: An imposter! That's the first mistake I ever made on the rack, if I stretched you out, I could see about having you shortened. And if your socks are stretched, I'll be very happy to knit you a new pair.

[repeated line]::Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail!

Uncle Fester: Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail.::Mikey: Do I look like the kind of guy who'd step on Kitty Kat's tail? [leaves, Kitty Kat roars and Mikey returns terrified and his clothes torn]::Uncle Fester: You stepped on Kitty Kat's tail.

Mother Frump: [to the relatives in the graveyard] I want to apologize to you all, I almost gave up the old broom and fly recipe. I was wrong, I forgot the old family motto, "Never say die!" [buried relatives applaud] Thank you, well, back to the drawing board.

Morticia Addams: This is Mr. Grim, show him the house.::Grandmama Addams: He's in it.

Dante's Inferno (1935)

Actors: Scotty Beckett (actor), Don Ameche (actor), John George (actor), Bud Geary (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Frank Austin (actor), Oscar Apfel (actor), Yakima Canutt (actor), Johnny Carpenter (actor), Hank Bell (actor), Frank Conroy (actor), Ray Corrigan (actor), Alan Dinehart (actor), Jay Eaton (actor), Robert Gleckler (actor),

Plot: Jim Carter moves in on the McWade's carnival concession which shows scenes from Dante's "Inferno". He makes it a going concern, marrying Betty along the way. An inspector calls the amusement pier unsafe but Carter bribes him. The pier collapses, leading to the inspector's suicide, injury to Pop McWade, trial for Carter, and Betty's leaving him. Carter starts over with an unsafe floating casino.

Keywords: 1930s, accident, amusement-park, arcade, auction, author-name-in-title, baby, baseball, blackface, bribery
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Dean: There's nothing left for me now, but Hell. I thought you might like to watch me go there.

Madam Satan (1930)

Actors: Louis Natheaux (actor), Wilfred Lucas (actor), Tyler Brooke (actor), Wallace MacDonald (actor), Albert Conti (actor), Allan Lane (actor), Cecil B. DeMille (actor), Reginald Denny (actor), Bud Geary (actor), Jack Byron (actor), Boyd Irwin (actor), Lorimer Johnston (actor), Edwards Davis (actor), Wilson Benge (actor), Philip Sleeman (actor),

Plot: Angela and Bob Brooks are an upper class couple. Unfortunately, Bob is an unfaithful husband. But Angela has a plan to win back her husband's affections. An elaborate masquerade ball is to be held aboard a magnificent dirigible. Angela will attend and disguise herself as a mysterious devil woman. Hidden behind her mask, and wrapped in an alluring gown, Angela as the devil woman will to try to seduce her unknowing husband and teach him a lesson.

Keywords: airplane-crash, auction, blindfold, butler, cook, dancing, deception, devil, disaster, dysfunctional-marriage
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,

Quotes:

Angela Brooks: Who wants to go to hell with Madam Satan?

Angela Brooks: [French accent] You are een love weez love!

Jimmy Wade: It's a waste of time to take a married man to Hell.