- published: 08 Dec 2005
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Kelly Michelle Lee Osbourne (born 27 October 1984) is an English media personality, television personality, host, fashion designer, singer and actress, best known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. She was thrust into the limelight after appearing on the reality series The Osbournes with her family, for which they won a 2002 Emmy Award for Outstanding Reality Programme. She has also appeared on Dancing with the Stars, in which she and professional dance partner Louis van Amstel took third place, and has made forays into music, acting, theatre, writing, columnist and broadcast presenting.
Osbourne was born in Westminster, London. She has an elder sister, Aimee, and a younger brother, Jack. She has two half-siblings: Jessica Hobbs and Louis John Osbourne from Ozzy's first marriage. She had an unofficially "adopted" brother, Robert Marcato, whom Sharon and Ozzy took in after Marcato's mother died. Kelly grew up travelling with her father as he went on tour, and lived in more than 20 homes between the UK and the US.
He picked me up around a quarter to nine,
I was a little shocked that he was right on time.
He was really well mannered as he opened my door,
He seemed like the man I've been looking for.
He took me to a fancy restaurant,
And told me to order anything I want.
I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends,
And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman"
You wanna have a good time,
As he slipped me some wine.
And then I started to feel really sleepy,
And he had this creepy look in his eyes.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
It won't be worth the costs you made,
This will be a date you'll never forget.
I woke in the morning at half past eight,
I couldn't remember what happened to my date.
My stomach was woozy and it didn't feel right,
I couldn't recall a single thing last night.
My best friend Suzie called me on the phone,
And said: "Girl you really had it going on".
If you could imagine the fucking look on my face,
When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape.
I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall,
"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls".
The moral of the story, to make myself clear,
Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear.
I would think twice before your next date,
Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,
I just wake up and break your neck.
So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe,