Rap Battles of the Fictional Universe #1: Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter

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• published: 06 Jul 2014
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Beat made by: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnTPW1MTZ4 Lyrics done by: YoshinoVA Harry Potter and Percy Jackson performed by: YoshinoVA Lyrics: Percy Jackson: Let's share a story, I'll tell you my dad is a blue fish But he can't die saving me, unlike your parents I can't see your school like you can't enter my camp It's quite a shame that all your teachers are completely bad Guess what, Potter? My foes don't have the chance to slytherin They can't change the rules on me unlike Dolores Umbridge Traveled across the country trying to find the dam snack bar Fought your battles at school because you couldn't go far You say you're a half-blood, but you tarnished the name Couldn't break a horcrux, Busy with a chess game You should feel ashamed for not killing nagini Now Neville has bragging rights for killing your biggest enemy Harry Potter: Now stop, I shall hear no more of this nonsense I stopped he-who-must-not-be-named and you just have a pond scent Someone said you're god sent, but you just make no sense You could kill a Minotaur, but couldn't stop Rodriguez? My parents may be dead, but at least they tried to visit me As I recall, when you were born your dad had gone out to sea Making magic I can mend, you can't tell a sword from a pen Don't blame it on dyslexia that kronos tried to rise again You can tell that satyr man that I'm the only loyal friend I'll defeat you with these rhymes before you save Olympians Once you get back to camp, training will begin soon But you should know it's not healthy to only eat blue food Percy Jackson: Beyond a shadow of a doubt, you still have a titan-sized curse The only thing you could save is getting back Hermione's purse I will have saved the world twice, you can't stop the real deal For seven books, all you happened to be was the third wheel! Don't call out my friends unless you have facts to back it up Never watch your films again, you always seem to mess up "Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, just shut up I've had enough" That's all you do when the rest of your team has given up Harry Potter: With all that crazy talk, you sound just like Luna You had to look the other way when killing Medusa You didn't get creative when trapping Polyphemous The hydra was like a parrot, thinking "Gods, Poly feed us!" You would give up your own life, just to save a few others You wouldn't look back to save your sisters and your brothers I'll lay down this last line, so please, go tell Grover this Once you lose this battle, I can assure him you will be missed