Saving Santa (2013)

Actors: Joan Collins (actress), Newell Alexander (actor), Newell Alexander (actor), Richard Steven Horvitz (actor), Tim Conway (actor), David Cowgill (actor), Tim Curry (actor), Tom Baker (actor), Noel Clarke (actor), Craig Fairbrass (actor), Martin Freeman (actor), Nicholas Guest (actor), Nicholas Guest (actor), Richard Steven Horvitz (actor), Jackie Gonneau (actress),

Plot: With dreams of being an inventor, opportunist and eccentric elf Bernard D. Elf is made to feel a fool yet again when his innovative creation to bring back people's favourite Christmas memories back to life fails miserably. However he is then presented with the perfect opportunity to prove his worth, when Santa is kidnapped by the evil Neville Baddington, and his demanding mother Vera, who have their heart set on discovering Santa's big secret: how he delivers presents across the world in just one night. However Bernard knows how he does it, using a time travelling device to ensure all children wake up on Christmas morning with their presents under the tree. The elf decides to use this to his advantage, as he plans on going back in time and preventing the abduction from ever happening, and save Santa - and Christmas - for the entire world.

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Musical,
Taglines: Adventures of a time-traveling elf

Writer's Block (2010)

Actors: Daisy Gili (producer), Nick Nevern (actor), Anna MacDonald (producer), Patrick Shirley (producer), Steve Keen (producer), Beau Baptist (actor), Jamie Anderson (actor), David Bonnick Jr. (actor), Emily Scaife (editor), Rachael Steele (director), Rachael Steele (editor), Janice Li (producer), Josh Kit Thomas (writer), Josh Kit Thomas (composer), Kenichi Morishita (editor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Short,

Neds (2010)

Actors: Gary Lewis (actor), Peter Mullan (producer), Olivier Delbosc (producer), Marc Missonnier (producer), Peter Mullan (director), Peter Mullan (writer), Peter Mullan (actor), Steve Joberns (miscellaneous crew), Peter Carlton (producer), Lee Fanning (actor), Pierre Selinger (miscellaneous crew), Vince Holden (miscellaneous crew), Leonard Crooks (miscellaneous crew), Colin Monie (editor), Conchita Airoldi (producer),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Some people need to be taught a lesson.

Quotes:

Aunt Beth: They love us 'cause we tell it like it is, and we don't bow down to anybody.

Mr. McLeod: You can copy what you're missed off one of your classmates - that is, if they're not intimidated by your superior intellect.

Mr. McLeod: Take your seats. And stop your crying. Why is it that whenever a boy is sent to this class he seems to think he's in the beginning of a never-ending downward spiral to failure? Now, I'm starting to take this personally! I am just as bloody good as any other teacher in this or any other bloody school!

Mr. Holmes: Well, you two better keep eating your porridge, 'cause it looks as if the future of the human race is gonna depend on you.

Canta: I'm Canta fae Hardridge and I fucking like battering wee swotty cunts like you, ya prick. See, when you're in my school, you gonna get your cunt kicked in every single day. First day, I'm gonna break your legs, fucking demolish you, rip your heid off. I swear to God, you're dead, wee man. First day, you're fucking dead.

Fergie: Benny McGill's wee brother's a smart wee cunt. How do you no' know I'm no' on my way to go stab fuck out of him right now? And how do you know I wouldnae take it out on you? See that there? That's a fucking blade. Know what that's used for? For gutting daft wee fucking boys like you, you wee cunt. Luckily for you, however, I'm a fuckin' good guy, and me and Benny are good pals.

John McGill: You want a ned? I'll give you a fucking ned.

Minty: The Assassin (2009)

Actors: Elina Madison (actress), McKay Stewart (actor), Hawk Younkins (actor), Anthony Ray Parker (actor), David A. Lockhart (producer), David A. Lockhart (actor), Chip Joslin (actor), Tabitha Taylor (actress), Ricardo Mamood-Vega (actor), Nora J. Novak (actress), Eugene Baldovino (editor), Eugene Baldovino (producer), Eugene Baldovino (director), Eugene Baldovino (writer), Jason Griffin (costume designer),

Plot: MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest.

Keywords: black-panties, character-name-in-title, comic-book, fanboy, female-full-frontal-nudity, female-martial-artist, girl-in-panties, lesbian-sex, lesbian-vampire, mint-chocolate
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

My Little Pony Live! The World's Biggest Tea Party (2008)

Actors: David Stern (director), David Stern (producer), Cathy Weseluck (actress), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Annette Jolles (producer), Venus Terzo (actress), Janyse Jaud (actress), Andrea Libman (actress), Kathleen Barr (actress), Kathleen Barr (actress), Brian Drummond (actor), Tabitha St. Germain (actress), Chantal Strand (actress), Leonard Laxer (producer),

Genres: Musical,

Restive Planet (2004)

Actors: John Cregan (writer), Oto Brezina (actor), John Cregan (editor), Alex Rocco (actor), David Schroeder (actor), John Cregan (director), F. William Parker (actor), Elwood Carlisle (actor), Shannon Wilcox (actress), Challen Cates (actress), Amanda Riley (costume designer), Andre Fabrizio (producer), Gabe Montero (miscellaneous crew), Frank Mele (producer), Ted Pitsis (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: The film the A.A.R.P. doesn't want you to see.

The Wraith (1986)

Actors: Charlie Sheen (actor), Jack N. Young (miscellaneous crew), Randy Quaid (actor), Nick Cassavetes (actor), Scott Conrad (editor), Rob Harris (miscellaneous crew), J. Peter Robinson (composer), Clint Howard (actor), Sherilyn Fenn (actress), Charlie Sheen (actor), John Kemeny (producer), Mike Marvin (writer), Mike Marvin (director), Steven Eckholdt (actor), Christopher Bradley (actor),

Plot: Packard Walsh and his motorized gang control and terrorize an Arizona desert town where they force drivers to drag-race so they can 'win' their vehicles. After Walsh stabs the decent teenager Jamie Hankins to death for being intimate with a girl whom Walsh wants for himself, the mysterious Jake Kesey arrives, an extremely cool motor-biker with an invincible car. Jake befriends Jamie's girlfriend Keri Johnson, takes Jamie's sweet brother Billy under his wing and manages what Sheriff Loomis can not - the methodical and otherworldly elimination of Packard's criminal gang.

Keywords: abuse, arizona, automobile, back-from-the-dead, bare-breasts, bare-butt, beating, bikini, bully, bully-comeuppance
Genres: Action, Horror, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: He's not from around here. An evil force took his life... Now an unearthly power has brought him back. He's heaven-sent and hell on wheels! ...his spirit returns for revenge. If you've done nothing wrong, you've got nothing to fear. He is a phantom - a wraith.

Quotes:

Billy Hankins: Look, Pack, you don't get my car. And if you're not nice you're not gonna get your burgers with the mayo and thousand island the way you love 'em.

Sheriff Loomis: Forget it, Murphy. Roadblocks won't stop somethin' that can't be stopped.::Murphy: Loomis, what're you sayin'?::Sheriff Loomis: I'm sayin' it's over. There's nobody left in Packard's gang to kill.

[after drinking a bottle of brake fluid]::Skank: Aaagh! I'm tweakin', dude!

Packard Walsh: And, uh, Skank, do me a favor, will ya? Get rid of that zombie-piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom!

[Sheriff Loomis approaches]::Skank: Man, I smell a cop! Do you smell a cop?::Gutterboy: Uh, I smell french fries, Skank, but that don't make no sense, huh?

Murphy: [Looking down at an intensely flaming car wreck] You think he made it?::Stokes: You gotta be kiddin' me. Local kid?::Murphy: Used to be.

Keri Johnson: You think I'd go to California with you? I'd rather go to Nogales, have the Gutterboy's cretin children and die than to be with you.::Packard Walsh: You better shut up now, Keri, or I'm gonna have to...::Keri Johnson: Yeah, you can kill me, too, Packard, but you can never make me love you.

Sheriff Loomis: You listen to me, you son-of-a-bitch! There's a kid out there usin' his car to kill people, not that it's such a big deal since it seems to be your gang he's got it in for... so, if you guys try to take the law into your own hands, and that killer turns up dead, I'm gonna see you all sniffin' cyanide in the Arizona gas chamber.

Keri Johnson: [after kissing Jake] Nice.::Jake: I thought so, too.::Keri Johnson: Look, Jake, if Packard knew I was here with you... I mean, people are afriad of him for a reason.::Jake: People are afraid because guys like Packard prey on fear and weakness.::Keri Johnson: Well, I just think he's crazy. Try and be brave against Packard and he might kill you.::Jake: Or he might let you go. Courage isn't easy to come by. That's how he keeps those goons with him all the time. They're just scared.::Keri Johnson: So am I.::Jake: Keri, listen. There's gonna come a time when you'll have to take a stand. When you do that, that's when you'll free yourself of him. No sooner.

Rughead: Okay! The first one to Dragonfire Crossing wins! You lose the race, you lose your car! Ready! Set! GO!

Terrible Joe Moran (1984)

Actors: James Cagney (actor), Art Carney (actor), Peter Gallagher (actor), Joe Gray (actor), Ed Koch (actor), Mike Starr (actor), Lawrence Tierney (actor), Ellen Barkin (actress), Robert Halmi Jr. (producer), Charles Gross (composer), Joseph Sargent (director), Eric Albertson (editor), David Wohl (actor), Anna Berger (actress), Joe Seneca (actor),

Plot: James Cagney (in his final role) plays a wheelchair-bound former boxing champion whose long estraged granddaughter, an aspiring writer, pops back in his life first searching for money to help her ne'er-do-well boyfriend get off the hook with mafia types for various loans, and later she redevelops a familial bond with the old man.

Keywords: boxer, character-name-in-title, grandfather-granddaughter-relationship, irish-american, new-york, new-york-city, writer
Genres: Drama,

South Pacific 1942 (1981)

Actors: Dug Rotstein (actor), Paul Donovan (writer), Paul Donovan (director), Michael Donovan (producer), Jeff Pustil (actor), Peter Jermyn (composer), Hussein Youniss (editor), Gary Vermeir (actor), Alan MacGillivray (actor), Richard Rebiere (actor), Maher Boutros (actor), Lynette Louise (actress), Terry-David Després (actor), Bill Papps (actor), Marcel Doucet (composer),

Genres: ,

Riding High (1981)

Actors: Ralph Morse (actor), Irene Handl (actress), Louise Frogley (costume designer), Daniel Peacock (actor), Derek Ford (producer), Derek Ford (writer), John Jympson (editor), Patricia Hodge (actress), Lynda Bellingham (actress), Alex Matcham (miscellaneous crew), Michael Klinger (producer), Tony Klinger (producer), Peter Whitman (actor), Paul Humpoletz (actor), Ken Kitson (actor),

Genres: Drama,