Doxey

Hipsters in The City

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• published: 19 Jul 2014
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filmed this video a month-ish ago with Helena and Char-lot (Thank you babes for being babe-licious babes). This is another video for the 'Hipsters Exploring Melbourne' Collection. thanks for watching and being overly-fabulous, sorry I've been away for so long. I've been an introverted little sad hermit for over the past month. iMovie takes forever to upload videos and everything I edit continues to take ages to produce and export. Music in this video: 'Birds Don't Sing' by TV Girl Songs we awkwardly danced to in JB-HI-FI and Myer: 'Genesis' by Grimes (10/154 monkeys, I recommend you check out the music video for Genesis and Oblivion and just her music in general if you like experimental electronic music. She is a goddess of all things awesome) 'Where Is The Love?' by The Black Eyed Peas. Dude, cmon'. Everyone knows, and loves this swaggy anthem so there shall be no explanation for its swag levels. Meeeh, its 11:47pm and memememeeeeeh. YAAAAAAY. OH YUS. the busker dude who wears the dress and has the magical piano playing dog, he is my favourite and quite frankly the best busker in Melbourne. I sometimes just sit and watch him for 40 minutes and that makes my day. this guy is the best. Then its the dude who plays electric guitar in a white rabbit suit. Then its the random guy who sometimes sits on the corner of Flinders and Elizabeth with a microphone and just starts making weird cat noises/messiah jesus-y religious ramblings. Melbourne is just... pfffffffft so special in SOOOOOO many ways. I also want to credit the creepy illiterate middle-aged man who tried to inform my friends and I of how the U.S. Government is controlling the world and how they are so fantastic. Give all your millions to them! Then he gave us this little sheet of paper that had weird swirls drawn all over it and apparently told my mate Brayden to check out his blog. There were just these weird swirls all over the page. No Link or anything. We all tried not to shit ourselves as he waddled away really slowly, but I couldn't help from laughing all over the place. Then the guy turned around and was like "DON'T YOU LAUGH ABOUT THIS, DON't YOU EVER TALK TO STRANGERS AGAIN MATE. GIVE ALL YOUR MILLIONS TO THE U.S GOVERNMENT. STRANGERs aRE DAngerOUS MATe!" Go to Flinders Street and you'll find some interesting people, oh yes you will. Its now 12:02 amamamam AM in the morn. 12 AM Interpretation of Romeo and Juliet: "It is the lark fair juliet and not the nightingale!" "But oh fair Romeo, we just had sex. I know its like 1543 or something, but cmon' dude. Just some cuddlin." "juliet, you know... I was kind of exiled for killing your cousin and everything sooooooooo.... I think I have a pretty legit reason to leave" "DON'T LEAVE MEEH its still night-time! I swear motherfucker, I ain't no wifey!" "Bitch, we we're married so you are my wifey fo' lyf. Even though we die in like two days, you still my wifey byotch!" "Meeh, you're right Ro-MAYO. I don't want you dead, I'm going to have to deal with the fact thats its now morning and you're leaving me stranded here in Verona with my rachet ass, crazy hoe parents." "Goddayum gurl, you're too cute. Let me lick your face some more before I leave you to only see you next on your death bed. Holla!" This is my mind right now. If you actually read all that, I am seriously concerned for your safety as a human being. But if you read that, please comment: "Cheesy Crumpets"