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Donald John Trump, Sr. (born June 14, 1946) is an American business magnate, television personality and author. He is the chairman and president of The Trump Organization and the founder of Trump Entertainment Resorts. Trump's extravagant lifestyle, outspoken manner and role on the NBC reality show The Apprentice have made him a well-known celebrity who was No. 17 on the 2011 Forbes Celebrity 100 list. He is well-known as a real-estate developer who amassed vast hotel, casino, and other real-estate properties, in the New York City area and around the world.
Trump is the son of Fred Trump, a wealthy New York City real-estate developer. He worked for his father's firm, Elizabeth Trump & Son, while attending the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, and in 1968 officially joined the company. He was given control of the company in 1971 and renamed it The Trump Organization.
In 2010, Trump expressed an interest in becoming a candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election. In May 2011, he announced he would not be a candidate, but a few weeks later he said he had not completely ruled out the possibility. In December 2011, Trump was suggested as a possible Vice Presidential selection by Michele Bachmann. Bachmann has since suspended her presidential campaign.
Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger ( /ˈʃwɔrtsənɛɡər/; German: [ˈaɐnɔlt ˈalɔʏs ˈʃvaɐtsənˌʔɛɡɐ]; born July 30, 1947) is an Austrian and American former professional bodybuilder, actor, businessman, investor, and politician. Schwarzenegger served as the 38th Governor of California from 2003 until 2011.
Schwarzenegger began to weight train at the age of 15 years old. He was awarded the title of Mr. Universe at age 20 and went on to win the Mr. Olympia contest seven times. Schwarzenegger has remained a prominent presence in the sport of bodybuilding and he has written several books and numerous articles on the sport. Schwarzenegger gained worldwide fame as a Hollywood action film icon. He was nicknamed the "Austrian Oak" and the "Styrian Oak" in his bodybuilding days, "Arnie" during his acting career and more recently the "Governator" (from "Governor" and "Terminator").
As a Republican, he was first elected on October 7, 2003, in a special recall election to replace then-Governor Gray Davis. Schwarzenegger was sworn in on November 17, 2003, to serve the remainder of Davis's term. Schwarzenegger was then re-elected on November 7, 2006, in California's 2006 gubernatorial election, to serve a full term as governor, defeating Democrat Phil Angelides, who was California State Treasurer at the time. Schwarzenegger was sworn in for his second term on January 5, 2007.
Joan Alexandra Molinsky (born June 8, 1933), better known by her stage name Joan Rivers, is an American television personality, comedian, and actress. She is known for her brash manner; her loud, raspy voice with a heavy New York accent; and her numerous cosmetic surgeries. Rivers' comic style relies heavily on her ability to poke fun at herself and other Hollywood celebrities.
Joan Rivers was born Joan Alexandra Molinsky in Brooklyn, a borough of New York City, the daughter of Russian Jewish immigrants Beatrice (née Grushman; January 6, 1906 – October 1975) and Meyer C. Molinsky (December 7, 1900 – January 1985). She was raised in Brooklyn, New York, and her family later moved to Larchmont, in Westchester County, New York. She attended Connecticut College between 1950 and 1952 and graduated from Barnard College in 1954 with a bachelor-of-arts degree in English literature and anthropology. Before entering show business, Rivers worked at various jobs such as a tour guide at Rockefeller Center, a writer/proofreader at an advertising agency and as a fashion consultant at Bond Clothing Stores. During this period, the agent Tony Rivers advised her to change her name, so she chose Joan Rivers as her stage name.
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Gotta getta job get a real good job gotta get an
apprenticeship son,
That's what me old man told me he said you'll thank me
when ya done,
The lyin' lazy old dole bludger he's never had a job in
his life,
And he's never been a fuckin' apprentice and he dunno
what it's like...
When they pull me pants down 'round me ankles shave me
pubic hair,
Grease me balls with old sump oil and chain me to a
chair,
Hoist me up on the workshop roof and turn the fire hose
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
What is he? He's only the apprentice and we're only
havin' fun.
Yeah then it's off to the store with an order form for
a bucket of weldin' sparks,
And a left handed hammer and a cork screw spanner and a
sheet of broken glass,
And a can of striped paint to paint the sky hook ta
hang me push bike on,
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
Yeah then it's off to the office in me underpants for a
dip in the typin' pool,
And see if they've got some plastic wrap for a female
fattenin' tool,
Or a cheesy muff burger with heaps of sauce and a randy
tart for lunch,
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
That's why they pull me pants down 'round me ankles
shave me pubic hair,
Grease me balls with old sump oil and chain me to a
chair,
Hoist me up on the workshop roof then turn the fire
hose on,
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
Some one shit in me sandwich box pissed in me thermos
flask,
Singed me eyebrows off with an oxy torch stuck an air
hose up me arse,
Pinched the wheels off me fuckin' push bike peirced me
ear with a rivet gun,
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
Yeah I'm only the apprentice and I've put up with all
this shit,
And I'll get through this apprenticeship if these
arse'oles let me live,
And I can hardly wait for the day 'till I'm a tradesman
too,
And I'll get me a fuckin' apprentice... he he... ya
know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna pull his pants down 'round his ankles shave
his pubic hair,
Grease his balls with old sump oil and chain him to a
chair,
Hoist 'im up on the workshop roof and turn the fire
hose on,
He's only the apprentice and we're only havin' fun.
What is he? He's only the apprentice and we're only
havin' fun.
Big finish, He's only the apprentice and we're only