Nowhere (1997)

Actors: Debi Mazar (actress), Chiara Mastroianni (actress), Shannen Doherty (actress), Christina Applegate (actress), Jordan Ladd (actress), Traci Lords (actress), Beverly D'Angelo (actress), James Duval (actor), Guillermo Díaz (actor), Ryan Phillippe (actor), John Ritter (actor), Heather Graham (actress), Scott Caan (actor), Charlotte Rae (actress), Rose McGowan (actress),

Plot: A group of teenagers try to sort out their lives and emotions while bizarre experiences happen to each one, including alien abductions, bad acid trips, bisexual experiences, suicides, bizarre deaths, and a rape by a TV star. All of this happens before "the greatest party of the year".

Keywords: adolescence, aerobics-class, aids, alien, alien-abduction, alienation, american-flag, anorexia, apocalypse, armageddon
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: "sexy, psychedelic, dementedly funny, with a sensational soundtrack... it's like clueless with nipple rings." Let the love feast begin

Quotes:

Mel: Isn't sex the best tension release there is? It's like a really good sweaty game of racquetball. Except you get to come at the end.

Mel: Who ever said you care about me, anyways?::Dark: Didn't I give you my Cap'n Crunch decoder ring back in the 6th grade?

[first lines]::Dark: [voice-over] L.A. is like... nowhere. Everybody who lives here is lost.

Lucifer: I gotta burn off these calories fast, before I blow up. Let's go rollerblading or something. You wanna come along, Dark?::Dark: I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off with an acetylene torch!::Lucifer: Well, that can be arranged.

Lilith: Blood is cool.

Shad: I heard a story that last week down in Brentwood, a guy croaked and nobody knew he had died alone in his house. By the time they found him, his pet dog had eaten his dead face off.::Lilith: Dogs eating people is cool.

Dark's Mom: Uh! It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off!::Dark Smith: Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up!

Alyssa: [after stuffing their faces with cake] Uh, I am so stuffed. Are you gonna... you know... upchuck?::Dingbat: I promised my mom that I wouldn't do that anymore. You?::Alyssa: I'm just gonna do a bunch of speed later and not eat for, like... three days. What about you, Egg?::Egg: I'm gonna be sick...

Handjob: How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?

Shad: [giggling] I... wanna... die. LET'S ALL DIE.

An Innocent Man (1989)

Actors: Peter Yates (director), Philip Baker Hall (actor), Ted Field (producer), David Rasche (actor), Robert W. Cort (producer), Howard Shore (composer), Ernie Lively (actor), Tobin Bell (actor), Dennis Burkley (actor), F. Murray Abraham (actor), Tom Selleck (actor), M.C. Gainey (actor), Ken Lavet (miscellaneous crew), Bruce A. Young (actor), J.J. Johnston (actor),

Plot: Jimmie Rainwood was minding his own business when two corrupt police officers (getting an address wrong) burst into his house, expecting to find a major drug dealer. Rainwood is shot, and the officers frame him as a drug dealer. Rainwood is convicted of drug dealing, based on the perjured evidence of a police informant. Thrown into a seedy jail, fighting to prove his innocence is diffucult when he has to deal with the realities of prison life, where everyone claims they were framed.

Keywords: abuse-of-power, african-american, anal-rape, aryan, aryan-brotherhood, aryan-nation, bare-chested-male, black-cop, black-detective, black-militant
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Two cops on the take just made the biggest mistake of their lives. They framed An Innocent Man

Quotes:

Jimmie Rainwood: All right, you talked and I listened.::Virgil Cane: Hey! HEY! Don't be talkin' out the side of your neck while I'm trying to do you a solid.

Virgil Cane: Ain't life a motherfucker.

Robby: So, what are you in for?::Jimmy Rainwood: You don't understand, I don't belong here.::Robby: Yeah, you're right! Nobody belongs in this shithole! Tough being a victim, huh?

Jingles, Con: Don't you ever touch me, you White Mother Fucker! *Ever*!

Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: [at infirmary after Jimmie is beaten by Jingles and his thugs... upon seeing Rainwood in bed] Oh, man. Rainwood, why don't you do yourself and everyone else some good here. Give me their names. I'll make sure they don't bother you anymore.::Jimmie Rainwood: [weakly] I fell.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: You need some help in here. It's pretty obvious.::Jimmie Rainwood: I might be new, but I know how some things work around here.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: [sighs] Fine. You want to be known as a stand-up guy? Fine.::Jimmie Rainwood: I fell.::Lt. Freebery, Head Guard at Prison: When you get out of here, you're going to segregation for 15 days. Maybe that'll jog your memory. [leaves]

Butcher, Con: [Jimmie is walking with Virgil in exercise yard after pickup basketball game ends... they pass Butcher and his gang] That's your fuckin' shot, Rainwood.::Jimmie Rainwood: Hey Butcher-man, you still listen to those weight loss tapes?::Butcher, Con: [shakes head] Asshole.::Jimmie Rainwood: [to Virgil] They oughta wire the man's jaw shut. [Virgil laughs]

Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [Parnell and Scalise crash into Rainwood's home... he comes out of shower in a bathrobe and holding a hair dryer] He's armed, Danny! [fires gun, Rainwood goes down wounded] He's down! He's down, Danny! I got him covered! [Scalise approaches] All right, go ahead. Oh, god... whoa. Ohhh... this motherfucker scared the shit outta me!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: [frisking Rainwood] It's a hair dryer.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: What? What'd you say?::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: This guy's armed with a hair dryer.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [chuckles nervously] Why would a guy take a shower during a dope deal? [they search his home and find nothing]::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [agitated] Hey this is 420, right? Huh? So where's the stuff? Stevie told me 420 Oak Way! It's gotta be here somewhere, man!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: Mike, you told me 420 Oak Lane, not 'Way'! You said 'Lane'!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: No, no, no, Danny! No, no! I told... I said 'Oak Way'! Tell me, what did I say!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: You told me '420 Oak Lane'. Not 'Way'. It's right here. [produces bill with address] 420 Oak Lane. [slams bill down] Holy shit, Mike. We got the wrong house. This guy is a civilian. Shit.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: No... just a second now. [pulls out memo pad with different address] Oh no. FUCK ME! GODDAMNIT! JESUS!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: Now take it easy! Just take it easy. Take it easy. We're gonna think this through.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: There's nothing to think about, Danny. There's just too many people who want to see us step on our dicks.::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: We did step on our dicks.

Jingles, Con: [upon seeing Rainwood armed with the shank] I'm gonna take that piece and fuck you with it!

Kate Rainwood: They admitted to me that they framed Jimmie! What more do you want?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Secondhand conversations, Mrs. Rainwood, mean nothing. I told you that.::Kate Rainwood: All right... they threatened me. Parnell said that your department was shit, and that you're a... [pauses]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: A what?::Kate Rainwood: A punk nigger with his nose up the brass's ass.

Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [Parnell and Scalise are walking back to their car on a side street after dinner, not knowing Fitzgerald is waiting for them] I gotta stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides... ow!::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: You're gonna have to learn to start expressing your feelings, Mike. You're just a ball of repression. [Parnell laughs]::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: I'll give you repression. Right here's your repression... [feigns punch] BOOM! [Scalise laughs]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Hey boys! We need to talk!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [to Scalise] Well, look who's here.::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: Off the record. Kate Rainwood came to see me.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [feigning ignorance] Kate who-wood?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: You remember. You put her husband away.::Detective Danny Scalise LBPD: So why don't you make your point?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: She says you two guys threatened her.::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [feigning disbelief] Did she... did she say that?::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: [interrupting] Listen! The two of you, you stay away from her. Period!::Detective Mike Parnell LBPD: [contemptuously] Oh, fuck her! And fuck you! FUCK YOU! I think this internal affairs horseshit is going to your head. [turns away]::Detective John Fitzgerald, Internal Affairs LBPD: [Fitzgerald grabs Parnell and slams him against a garage door, kneeing him in the groin while doing so... Scalise draws his gun and aims it at Fitzgerald] Do it, Scalise! Do it! I'll break his fuckin' neck! You stay away from Kate Rainwood! [to Parnell] And I don't like being called a punk nigger... BOY! [Scalise lowers weapon]

Amberella: 'Agent of L.U.S.T.' (1986)

Actors: Amber Lynn (actress), Jerry Butler (actor), Buck Adams (actor), Elle Rio (actress), Jay Serling (actor), Jeanna Fine (actress), John Shubert (director), John Shubert (writer), Breezy Lane (actress), Mike De Marco (actor), Jim Rush (editor), John Johnson (actor), Joe Spicolli (writer),

Genres: Adult,
Taglines: The Women from L.U.S.T. Versus the Rogues of S.M.U.T.