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Father's Day is a celebration honoring fathers and celebrating fatherhood, paternal bonds, and the influence of fathers in society. Many countries celebrate it on the third Sunday of June, though it is also celebrated widely on other days by many other countries.
Father's Day was inaugurated in the United States in the early 20th century to complement Mother's Day in celebrating fathers and male parenting.
Grace Golden Clayton may have been inspired by Anna Jarvis' work to establish Mother's Day; two months prior, Jarvis had held a celebration for her dead mother in Grafton, West Virginia, a town about 15 miles (24 km) away from Fairmont.
After the success obtained by Anna Jarvis with the promotion of Mother's Day in Grafton, West Virginia, the first observance of a "Father's Day" was held on July 5, 1908, in Fairmont, West Virginia, in the Williams Memorial Methodist Episcopal Church South, now known as Central United Methodist Church. Grace Golden Clayton was mourning the loss of her father when, on December 1907, the Monongah Mining Disaster in nearby Monongah killed 361 men, 250 of them fathers, leaving around a thousand fatherless children. Clayton suggested her pastor Robert Thomas Webb to honor all those fathers.
A father is the male parent of a child. Besides the paternal bonds of a father to his children, the father has a parental social and legal relationship with the child that carries with it certain rights and obligations, although this varies between jurisdictions. An adoptive father is a male who has become the child's parent through the legal process of adoption. A biological father is the male genetic contributor to the creation of the baby, through sexual intercourse or sperm donation. A biological father may have legal obligations to a child not raised by him, such as an obligation of monetary support. A putative father is a man whose biological relationship to a child is alleged but has not been established. A stepfather is a male who is the husband of a child's mother and they may form a family unit, but who generally does not have the legal rights and responsibilities of a parent in relation to the child.
The adjective "paternal" refers to a father and comparatively to "maternal" for a mother. The verb "to father" means to procreate or to sire a child from which also derives the noun "fathering". Biological fathers determine the sex of their child through a sperm cell which either contains an X chromosome (female), or Y chromosome (male). Related terms of endearment are dad (dada, daddy), papa/pappa, papasita, (pa, pap) and pop. A male role-model that children can look up to is sometimes referred to as a father-figure.
"I Love" is a song written and recorded by American country music artist Tom T. Hall. It was released in October 1973 as the only single from the album, For the People in the Last Hard Town. The song would be Hall's most successful single and was his fourth number one on the U.S. country singles chart. The single spent two weeks at the top and a total of 15 weeks on the chart. "I Love" was Hall's only entry on the Top 40 peaking at number 12.
"I Love" was used, with altered lyrics, in a popular 2003 TV commercial for Coors Light.
The song was used in the film For No Good Reason.
"I Like", a parody version by Heathen Dan, was released on the 1983 compilation album The Rhino Brothers Present the World's Worst Records.
Bryan Guy Adams, OC OBC (born 5 November 1959) is a Canadian singer songwriter and photographer.
Adams rose to fame in North America with his album Cuts Like a Knife and turned into a global star with his 1984 album Reckless.
For his contributions to music, Adams has garnered many awards and nominations, including 20 Juno Awards among 56 nominations, 15 Grammy Award nominations including a win for Best Song Written Specifically for a Motion Picture or Television in 1992. He has also won MTV, ASCAP, American Music awards, two Ivor Novello Awards for song composition and has been nominated five times for Golden Globe Awards and three times for Academy Awards for his songwriting for films.
Adams was awarded the Order of Canada and the Order of British Columbia for contributions to popular music and philanthropic work via his own foundation, which helps improve education for people around the world.
Adams was inducted into the Hollywood Walk of Fame in March 2011 and Canada's Walk of Fame, Canadian Broadcast Hall of Fame in 1998., and in April 2006 he was inducted into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at Canada's Juno Awards. In 2008, Bryan was ranked 38th on the list of All-Time top artists in the Billboard Hot 100 50th Anniversary Charts. On 13 January 2010, he received the Allan Waters Humanitarian Award for his part in numerous charitable concerts and campaigns during his career, and on 1 May 2010 was given the Governor General's Performing Arts Award for his 30 years of contributions to the arts.
Lukas Graham is a Danish soul pop band consisting of Lukas Graham Forchhammer (vocals), Mark "Lovestick" Falgren (drums), Magnus “Magnúm” Larsson (bass) and Kasper Daugaard (keyboard). Launching their debut album in 2012 on Copenhagen Records, Lukas Graham quickly became the most popular live act in Denmark. That success translated to the rest of Europe and caught the attention of Warner Bros. Records who co-signed them in 2013. The band’s music was first introduced worldwide with the release of their two singles "7 Years" and "Mama Said" in October 2015. "7 Years" resonated with many listeners and quickly made its way up numerous Spotify Top 50 Viral and Country charts. Their second album is expected to be released in 2016.
The band started its career in Denmark in late 2011 when it released two homemade YouTube videos of the band performing Criminal Mind and Drunk in the Morning, recorded in Lukas' home. The videos were shared on Facebook among friends, and soon they had several hundred thousand views. The band's soulful and funky sound quickly spread in the Copenhagen underground and through online postings, which led Copenhagen Records to sign them. Lukas Graham achieved commercial success in October 2011 with the release of its debut single. Its first Danish tour sold over 30,000 concert tickets, even though its album had not been released yet.
To find a Fathers Eve event near you visit: http://fatherseve.com/ About Fathers Eve ® Fathers Eve® is all about Celebrating Dads ™ EVERYWHERE. Fathers Eve is always held the night before Father’s Day. It’s an opportunity for fathers, step-fathers, fathers-to-be, and any father figures out there to get together and celebrate the Brotherhood of Fatherhood. This night allows men from all walks of life to join together for a common cause – being a dad. The Fathers Eve Mission This night is an opportunity to raise awareness of the importance of fatherhood and raise funds for non-profit agencies that support dads. In the last three years, Fathers Eve raised over $27,000! The money goes to a GREAT cause, helping at-home dads, single dads, and other dads needing support and advocacy. The...
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Paul performs his favorite trick shot flawlessly while in the presence of a great guy. Peep rest of description. Subscribe on the dot. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ur_james_have_been_bonded/?hl=en Snapchat: @class-president I didn't use an original source for the song, but it matches closely with Norkkom's version which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbezM3torDKz2lBB76bNinQ If anyone can identify the origin of this song let me know in the comments.
Happy Father's Day! Here's to all the incredible dads out there who have taught their sons and daughters everything they know. We appreciate you more than you know! This one's for you! Watch Next: Outdoor Adventure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Whc1LA3vm7M&t;=11s&index;=1&list;=PLz9JxPpKRG-RMcih7fFaQDzoqZIXR0c2x Hero Parents: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa0hRo1xnJM&list;=PLC9EEBDE84F2D9D94&index;=2&t;=10s SUBSCRIBE for awesome videos every day!: http://bit.ly/JukinVideo Submit your video here: http://bit.ly/3-submit-here LIKE us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoFB FOLLOW us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoTwitter Short vids on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoInstagram Shorter vids on VINE: http://bit.ly/JukinVideoVine JukinVideo is the leading viral video community cha...
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My Dad, Lance, has prostate cancer. My family wanted to give him a memorable Father’s Day surprise, so we re-wrote the lyrics to "Seven Years" by Lukas Graham. He thought we just happened upon a performance by St.Frantic in downtown Baton Rouge. He was surprised when I got on the mic to sing. Thanks to St. Frantic for letting me sit in, Dr. Subudhi and M.D. Anderson for treating my Dad’s cancer, my mom and brother for helping out, tommysTV for capturing it all and, most importantly, my Dad for teaching me to never give up, no matter what. Happy Father’s Day. --- Credit: "7 Years" (Cover) Lukas Graham (C) 2015 Copenhagen Records / Warner Music Group / Then We Take The World
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The Kiboomers! I Love My Daddy! Happy Fathers Day song. ★Get this song on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fathers-day-songs-for-preschool/id1039604909 Kid Song Lyrics, Music & Video. 3,000+ Children Songs to Discover on http://bussongs.com/ Watch our ‘I Love My Daddy Yes I Do’ video and sing along with the kids! "I Love My Daddy Yes I Do" song is made fun-to-learn and fun-to-teach. It uses simple words and is sung to the well-known nursery rhyme melody "Shortnin' Bread." It's also done at a pace young children can follow and sing along too! ******* If you enjoy this video, please subscribe to the Kiboomu channel for favourite classic kids songs (ABC Song,Ten In The Bed, Old MacDonald, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Wheels on the Bus etc.) and original kids songs (I'm a Little Sn...
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My dad has always wanted a Corvette. This Father's Day, with his 80th birthday just 8 months away, I decided not to wait! Tomorrow is never promised, so I decided to make my dream come true and surprise my dad with a 1966 Corvette (the year I was born, for added significance). The day was magical, and I am blessed to have been able to do this for such a great man!
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My dad was given an iPhone for Father's Day. The first thing he did was record this video. Enjoy. 😂😂😭😭🎤🎶
The Father's Day Song (My Heart was in the Right Place Even Though I Did it Wrong). When I posted the Mother's Day version of this song, some of you asked if I would do it for Father's Day too. So here's the same song, but for Father's Day :) Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops.com) Free song download link: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=2899018 Free karaoke instrumental version link: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/freeproducts.asp?id=2122184 Lyrics: Verse 1 Every day you keep me safe and warm and loved and fed But today's your special day, It was my turn instead So I got up at 5 a.m. I've-been working hard since then Some things I didn't get quite right, next year I'll try again V2 Just for you I did my best to cut my o...
Everleigh and I worked hard on this one! Hope you guys enjoy it and share with your friends! IG: @EVERLEIGHROSE @THESUPERCOLE
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A Song For Dad: A Father's Day Song by Bryant Oden (Songdrops). (Father's Day is June 18th in the U.S. and most countries). This is the new version of A Song For Dad, a Father's Day and birthday song for dads that I put on YouTube last year. Free instrumental karaoke track link below. This one isn't as slow, and has a little orchestration. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Free Insrtumental Karaoke mp3 Download: http://www.payloadz.com/d1/?id=3184824 (Thanks as usual to Scott Martin, for converting my guitar playing into really beautiful piano work). Lyrics to A Song For Dad: You've always been here for me From the very start You've held me in your strong arms You've held me in your heart And I love you Dad A Dad's life isn't easy and it's not always fun But I'd be lost without you I'm so grat...
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Funfetti cake with rainbow chip frosting and cotton candy ice cream with rainbow sprinkles. Sounds like the menu at a 5-year-old's birthday party. Nope, that's what's on tap for FATHERS DAY!!! Happy Fathers Day to all you Fathers out there!! Hope you had an epic day! #ThisIsHowWeBingham Yesterday's VLOG: https://youtu.be/R1LhU4AJMuE SUBSCRIBE and tell your friends ;) LET'S BE FAMILY EVERYWHERE! Facebook: http://facebook.com/ThisIsHowWeBingham Instagram: http://instagram.com/ThisIsHowWeBingham @ThisIsHowWeBingham Twitter: http://twitter.com/HowWeBingham @HowWeBingham Snapchat: @HowWeBingham Blog: http://thisishowwebingham.com BEST OF BINGHAM: https://youtu.be/CubRlE0wAaQ Shot 100% on GoPro cameras... #GoPro #GoProFamily Mailing Address: P.O. Box 1276 Pleasant Grove, UT 84062 Mus...
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It's Sunday Funday, so let's have some fun. A second episode for the price of one! Don't miss Lenny's advice to a Muslim who has to fast for Ramadan. We'll be going on a 2-3 week summer hiatus after this episode since I'm heading out of town next week. But we'll be back in early July as we creep closer & closer to the contest date. Til then!
The wardrobe won't close to, its full of paternity suits,
Eight kids to a room, some more have gone to school
He's running out of names, the wife's pregnant again
They've tried diaphragms, the snip, and johnny bags
They even use spermicide, the wife's been sterilised
But those sperms of his just won't lay down and die
He's got children by the score, from Kidsgrove to
Mablethorpe
Morecombe to Maidenhead, his fertile seed is spread
From here to Ilfracombe he'll fertilise your womb
He'll sweat on you, coz he's got pregnant pores.
Even when he has a wank, he never ever fires a blank,
The most fertile man this side of Wythenshawe
The rising population's due to one man's copulations,
When he fornicates, or when he masturbates,
Each ejaculation tends to stop a menstruation.
Straight away, there's a pregnant pause.
Another one on the way, more cards on Father's Day
The most fertile man this side of Wythenshawe
He was telling the midwife that he'd been castrated twice
But snips and IUDs can't control his rampant seed
She liked a boy with spunk, took him home and got him
drunk
She held his hand, now she's got pregnant paws.
Now at least they'll both be happy,
Down Mothercare buying nappies