'Joan Rivers' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Rivers, Joan Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Scatter My Ashes at Bergdorf's

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 2013 Do Something Awards

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Why We Laugh: Funny Women

  2013, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Romancing the Joan

  2013, role: actress , character name: Joan Rivers
• Play in Full Screen Moms Mabley: I Got Somethin' to Tell You

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen In Bed with Joan

  2013, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Iron Man Three

  2013, role: actress , character name: Joan Rivers
• Play in Full Screen Why We Laugh: Funny Women

  2013, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen In Bed with Joan

  2013, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Super Bowl's Greatest Commercials 2012

  2012, role: actress , character name: Go Daddy Girl
• Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me

  2012, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Vanilla Ice Archive

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Growing Up Barnard

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Tower Heist

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 16th Annual Critics' Choice Movie Awards

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Miss Representation

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Smurfs

  2011, role: actress , character name: Party Guest
• Play in Full Screen Bob Ross: The Happy Painter

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen TMI with Joan Rivers

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Undefeated

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Working with Lucy: A Conversation with James E. Brodhead

  2010, role: actress , character name: Clips from 'Here's Lucy'
• Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen VH1 News Presents: Plastic Surgery Obsession

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Battle for Late Night

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Drop Dead Diva

  2009, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen What's the Name of the Dame?

  2009, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers

  2009, role: actress , character name: Herself - Roastee
• Play in Full Screen Every Little Step

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 11th Annual the Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor: George Carlin

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The 6th Annual TV Land Awards

  2008, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Last Guy on Earth

  2008, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Making Trouble

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Academy Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Golden Globe Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Queens of Disco

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joan & Melissa: Live at the Grammy Awards

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Play in Full Screen The 100 Greatest Sex Symbols

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Royal Variety Performance 2007

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Golden Globes Fashion Wrap with Joan and Melissa

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Joan Rivers

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Straight Talk

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Play in Full Screen Emmy Awards Fashion Wrap with Joan and Melissa

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Electric Company's Greatest Hits & Bits

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Joan Rivers: Before Melissa Pulls the Plug

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Joan Rivers:

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

"It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom."

"You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again"

"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

"Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear"

"Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."

"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."

"I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

"I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool."

"I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her."

"Yeah, I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history, too."

"Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life."

"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who."

"My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day."

Joan Rivers

Born: 1933-06-08

Died: 2014-09-04