Manhandlers (2012)

Actors: Ron Ford (actor), Zac Hanson (actor), Brad Picard (actor), Jhon Goodwin (actor), Ryan Shaffer (actor), James Pendleton (actor), Jerry Sciarrio (actor), Jerry Sciarrio (actor), Anne Selcoe (actress), Richard Erhardt (actor), Jonah Vigil (actor), Travis Picard (actor), Adam Pitzler (actor), Adam Pitzler (writer), Adam Pitzler (producer),

Plot: Two guys desperate for cash open their own muscle-for-hire business. This inadvertently opens a gateway into the heart of the city's seedy underworld. Under constant attack from hitmen, zombies, religious extremists, and serial killers - can they rescue their baby and pay the rent on time?

The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human (1999)

Actors: Jack Kehler (actor), Leo Rossi (actor), Edwin Avedissian (miscellaneous crew), Carmen Electra (actress), Lucy Liu (actress), Jan McWilliams (miscellaneous crew), Sam Irvin (producer), Kristin M. Burke (costume designer), David Hyde Pierce (actor), Bill Greenfield (miscellaneous crew), Mackenzie Astin (actor), Marc Blucas (actor), Stephen R. Myers (editor), Lisa Anderson (miscellaneous crew), Larry Estes (actor),

Plot: An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels.

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Io e mia sorella (1987)

Actors: Tomas Arana (actor), Galeazzo Benti (actor), Leonardo Benvenuti (writer), Piero De Bernardi (writer), Carlo Verdone (writer), Luca Sabatelli (costume designer), Carlo Verdone (director), Antonio Siciliano (editor), Tom Felleghy (actor), Massimo Vanni (actor), Carlo Verdone (actor), Mariangela Giordano (actress), Ornella Muti (actress), Elena Sofia Ricci (actress), Mario Cecchi Gori (producer),

Butch Minds the Baby (1942)

Actors: Fuzzy Knight (actor), Wade Boteler (actor), Cliff Clark (actor), Broderick Crawford (actor), Dick Foran (actor), Eddie Foster (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Henry Hall (actor), Porter Hall (actor), Russell Hicks (actor), Shemp Howard (actor), Eddie Kane (actor), Tom Kennedy (actor), Joe King (actor), Richard Lane (actor),

Plot: The Broadway citizen Aloysius 'Butch' Grogan is known far and wide to be involved with criminal activities. Butch is motivated to pursue a life of crime in order to provide the lovely widow Susie O'Neill with the funds to support herself and her little son. Butch is the lookout for a gang of safe crackers. One of them is forced to bring his squalling baby son along with him on the job. Butch is obliged to mind the baby while the safe is being knocked over.

Alice in Wonderland (1933)

Actors: Cary Grant (actor), William Austin (actor), Colin Campbell (actor), Richard Arlen (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Billy Bevan (actor), Roscoe Ates (actor), Gary Cooper (actor), Jack Duffy (actor), Billy Barty (actor), Leon Errol (actor), W.C. Fields (actor), Alec B. Francis (actor), Richard 'Skeets' Gallagher (actor), Raymond Hatton (actor),

Plot: On a boring winter afternoon, Alice dreams, that she's visiting the land behind the mirror. This turns out to be a surrealistic nightmare, with all sorts of strange things happening to her, like changing her size or playing croquet with flamingos.

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Circus Time (1929)

Actors: Billy Barty (actor), Billy Bevan (actor), Donald Haines (actor), Amadee J. Van Beuren (producer), George Marshall (director), Betty Jane Graham (actress), Jackie Combs (actor), Walter Berndt (writer),

Follow Teacher (1928)

Actors: Charles Lamont (director), Al Thompson (actor), Bert Young (actor), Jack White (producer), Billy Barty (actor), Georgia O'Dell (actress), Malcolm Sebastian (actor), Evelyn Mills (actress), Ginger Connelly (actor),

Mickey's Pals (1927)

Actors: Billy Barty (actor), Larry Darmour (producer), Fontaine Fox (writer), Albert Herman (director), Mickey Rooney (actor), Delia Bogard (actress), Jimmy Robinson (actor), Kendall McComas (actor),

No Babies Wanted (1926)

Actors: Jack Harvey (director), William V. Mong (actor), Dorothy Devore (actress), Cissy Fitzgerald (actress), Emily Fitzroy (actress), Harry Chandlee (editor), Harry Chandlee (writer), Priscilla Moran (actress), Harriet Hinsdale (writer), H.T. Crist (writer), John Richard Becker (actor),

Friend Husband (1918)

Actors: Mary Thurman (actress), Mack Sennett (producer), James Donnelly (actor), Harry Gribbon (actor), Erle C. Kenton (actor), Charles Murray (actor), Gene Rogers (actor), Teddy the Dog (actor), Marie Prevost (actress), Eva Thatcher (actress), Laura La Varnie (actress), Wayland Trask (actor), Walter Wright (director), Marvel Rea (actress), Pepper the Cat (actress),