Superhero Movie (2008)

Actors

• Leslie Nielsen (actor)
• Michael Papajohn (actor)
• Christopher McDonald (actor)
• Dan Castellaneta (actor)
• Kevin Hart (actor)
• Tracy Morgan (actor)
• John Getz (actor)
• Robert Hays (actor)
• Aki Aleong (actor)
• Keith David (actor)
• Drake Bell (actor)
• Robert Joy (actor)
• Kurt Fuller (actor)
• Brent Spiner (actor)
• Thomas Rosales Jr. (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Thriller

Taglines:

The greatest Superhero movie of all time! (not counting all the others)

Quotes:

[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]::Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.::Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!::Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!::Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Uncle Albert: [to Rick about a book on puberty] There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.::[awkward pause]::Uncle Albert: This may be the wrong book.

Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.

Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.

Lou Landers: [before death] Oh fuck.

Uncle Albert: God, Lucille! How could you take her away from me! I can't live without her! Lucille! Snookie lumps!::Undertaker: I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. This is your wife.::Uncle Albert: [sees Lucille in other casket] Ah!::Undertaker: She is this man's wife.::Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.

Tom Cruise: [clapping with each syllable to emphasize his point] Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name - o.

Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.::Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.::Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?

Priest: We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.::Mourners: Goodbye!

When a Stranger Calls (2006)

Actors

• C. Ransom Walrod (miscellaneous crew)
• Brian McMillan (miscellaneous crew)
• Jim Dooley (composer)
• Flax Glor (miscellaneous crew)
• Claire Doré (miscellaneous crew)
• Elizabeth Himelstein (miscellaneous crew)
• John Davis (producer)
• Steve Eastin (actor)
• Derek de Lint (actor)
• Curtis Collins (miscellaneous crew)
• John Arbuckle (miscellaneous crew)
• Lance Henriksen (actor)
• Clark Gregg (actor)
• H. Leah Amir (miscellaneous crew)
• Brooke Brooks (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

Evil Hits Home
Whatever You Do, Don't Answer The Phone.

Quotes:

Jill Johnson: [On phone] You really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?::Voice of the Stranger: No.::Jill Johnson: What do you want?::Voice of the Stranger: Your blood all over me.

Jill Johnson: [phone rings] Hello?::[no answer]::Jill Johnson: [sighs] Mandrakis Residence.::Voice of the Stranger: Have you checked the children?::Jill Johnson: What::[stranger hangs up. Jill runs and checks on the children. Comes Back downstairs]::Jill Johnson: [phone rings] Hello?::Voice of the Stranger: [pauses] How were the children?

Officer Burroughs: Jill, we've just traced the call... its coming from inside the house!

Jill Johnson: [phone rings] [answers] Stop calling me you sick...::Officer Burroughs: Jill, Jill. We traced the call! It's coming from inside the house! Do you hear me? It's coming from inside the house! You need to get out! Jill? [power goes out]

Jill Johnson: Where is he?::Officer Burroughs: We got him. He's in that police car right over there. In ankle cuffs, handcuffs. Enought sedatives to kill a horse. We're gonna take him to the hospital. We'll have four cops guarding him around the clock.::Jill Johnson: That's not enough.

Guy: Hi... What are you wearing?::Jill Johnson: Combat boots and a parka, you jerk. Who is this? This isn't funny!::Guy: Yes it is!

Officer Burroughs: Do you have any friends that can come stay with you?::Jill Johnson: They're all at the bonfire.

Tiffany Madison: I bet they have a killer bar!

Jill Johnson: Tiffany, I know it's you. I can see your name on Caller ID, genius.::Voice of the Stranger: This isn't Tiffany.::Jill Johnson: Who is this?::Voice of the Stranger: [pause] Who is this?::Jill Johnson: Cody?::Voice of the Stranger: Who's Cody?::Jill Johnson: You better cut this out! [stranger hangs up]

Officer Burroughs: Has he been using threatening language?::Jill Johnson: No, sometimes he doesn't even say anything, he just keeps on calling.

When a Stranger Calls Back (1993)

Actors

• Jerry Wasserman (actor)
• Babs Chula (actress)
• Carol Kane (actress)
• Duncan Fraser (actor)
• Gary Jones (actor)
• Kevin McNulty (actor)
• Dana Kaproff (composer)
• Charles Durning (actor)
• Terence Kelly (actor)
• Jarrod Thalheimer (actor)
• Mary E. McLeod (costume designer)
• Pattie Robertson (miscellaneous crew)
• Tom Rowe (producer)
• John B. Destry (actor)
• Catherine Howard (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

Before there was "Scream," there was... the stranger.

Quotes:

Jill: I'd be willing to bet that her apartment is pretty bare, not cluttered. You would know if a book had been moved.

Julia: Someone has been in my apartment and they've done things, little things, to let me know that he's there.

Mrs. Schifrin: How do I look?::Dr. Schifrin: You look late. Beautiful, but late

William Landis: And maybe for the college boys, the truest mirror is the toilet bowl staring back at them the morning after a toga party.

William Landis: I am not the reflection of anything. I am not an illusion. I am the truth. I'm invisible. Unknowable. You people are the real illusionists. You people are the real illusionists!

Jill: [while teaching a self-defense class] Situations do arise where there is no-one around to help you and you have to defend yourself by whatever means necessary. You cannot say that you'd don't believe in violence unless you also say you don't believe in living.

When a Stranger Calls (1979)

Actors

• Colleen Dewhurst (actress)
• Carol Kane (actress)
• Carmen Argenziano (actor)
• Dana Kaproff (composer)
• Charles Durning (actor)
• William Boyett (actor)
• Rutanya Alda (actress)
• Ron O'Neal (actor)
• DeForest Covan (actor)
• Rachel Roberts (actress)
• Steven Anderson (actor)
• Dick Warlock (actor)
• Barry Krost (producer)
• Trent Dolan (actor)
• Arell Blanton (actor)

Genres

• Horror
• Thriller

Taglines:

...Fear is the Message!
Every babysitter's nightmare becomes real...
A Terrifying Classic!

Quotes:

Jill Johnson: [after Curt calls her at the restaurant] Curt Duncan! He's back! He has my BABIES!

[repeated line]::Curt Duncan: Have you checked the children?

Jill Johnson: [on the phone, after Curt calls her at the restaurant] Sharon? Please, do me a favor. Just tell me truthfully, when was the last time you CHECKED MY CHILDREN?

Stevie Lockart: Hi Mom!::Bianca Lockart: Hi Mommy!::Jill Johnson: Hi guys, look what the wind blew in. Play hard?::Stevie Lockart: Yeah.::Jill Johnson: Yeah? You hungry?::Stevie Lockart: Yeah.::Jill Johnson: What do you want for dinner?::Stevie Lockart: Hamburgers.::Jill Johnson: Hamburgers? [to Bianca] I never knew we liked hamburgers, did you?

Jill Johnson: [thinking it's Curt again] Leave me alone!::Sgt. Sacker: Jill, this is sergeant Sacker. Listen to me. We've traced the call... it's coming from inside the house. Now a squad car's coming over there right now, just get out of that house!

[Curt calls Jill on the phone]::Jill Johnson: You really scared me, if that's what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?::Curt Duncan: No.::Jill Johnson: What do you want?::Curt Duncan: Your blood all over me.

John Clifford: Lets get something straight here, Doctor. I've been 33 years in the business of tracking people down and putting them away... spent almost a year alone on the case of Curt Duncan with the trial and the testimonies and the background investigations. Now, I didn't come here today to look in your God damn folders, in fact I probably wouldn't be here at all if you had done your job right.::Dr. Monk: This is a hospital, Mr. Clifford, not a penitentiary. Everything appertaining to one of our patients is meticulously recorded in that patient's folder, whether you can make sense of it or not.

Curt Duncan: [whispering, to Jill] You can't see me, but I had to come back. Don't you know why?

Curt Duncan: [to Tracey, at the bar] My mind. Your mind. Where do they fit in? Do you see what i mean? [Tracey glares, turns her head and moves a stool away from him]

Sgt. Sacker: [On the phone] Is the house locked up?::Jill Johnson: [Panicking] Yes!::Sgt. Sacker: Well, then you're safe. [Referring to Duncan] If he wanted to break in, he wouldn't keep calling you.::Jill Johnson: [Extreme distress] Please, can't you help me? I'm all alone here!

Johnson, Jill Filmography

• Party Time
  1992, role: actress , character name: Pamela
• For the Greater Good
  1991, role: actress , character name: Truman's Secretary
• The Zero Option
  1988, role: actress , character name: Angela
• Life Story
  1987, role: actress , character name: Freda Ticehurst
• A Perfect Spy
  1987, role: actress , character name: Hannah Membury
• Moonlighting
  1982, role: actress , character name: Haughty Supermarket Customer
• Accident
  1967, role: actress , character name: Secretary

Johnson, Jill Filmography

• The Next Big Thing
  2001, role: actress , character name: Gallery Girl
• Party Plane
  1991, role: actress , character name: Laurie
• Taking Care of Business
  1990, role: actress , character name: Tennis Court Girl
• Wildest Dreams
  1990, role: actress , character name: Rachel Richards
• Working Tra$h
  1990, role: actress , character name: Bystander #2
• Party Favors
  1987, role: actress , character name: Trixie

Johnson, Jill Filmography

• Heartbreak Hotel
  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Melodifestivalen 2005
  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself - Host
• Grattis Victoria
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Nordisk julkonsert 2003
  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself - Singer
• Melodifestivalen 1998
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Eurovision Song Contest
  1998, role: actress , character name: Herself - Swedish Entry: 10th Place

Famous quotes by Jill Johnson:

"It was a heartbreaking thing to have to notify students. We also talked to the art students in the hopes that maybe someone heard something or knows something."

"Identity theft has become so common now that it's a dinner table topic. Your information is only as safe as the security of the companies who hold it, and 2005 has shown us that those companies are not doing a good job."

"Without the kindness of strangers, where would we be?"

"I am healthy and things are going well, but I'm just really concerned that he get some skills, that he gets some treatment of some kind."

"He didn't have anything to gain from that except doing the right thing."

"I think he is truly a hero."

"We're appalled,"

"Were appalled. This city is built on tourism, and were their last priority."

"We’re appalled, ... This city is built on tourism, and we’re their last priority."

"It typically takes about three months to reach a moderate fitness level, and then you just want to maintain that."