Hercules Returns (1993)
Actors:
Bruce Spence (actor),
Michael Carman (actor),
Peter Carrodus (editor),
David Argue (actor),
Richard Moss (actor),
Frank Thring (actor),
Aphrodite Kondos (costume designer),
Tom Coltraine (actor),
David Parker (director),
Lance Anderson (actor),
Matthew King (actor),
Burt Cooper (actor),
Margaret Pomeranz (actress),
Margaret Pomeranz (actress),
Brian Hannan (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Quotes:
Charlie: When your God tells you to beat the shit out of somebody, you do it. That's what religion is all about!
Labia: Get real, mum, I'm not marrying someone with bigger its than me. He looks like a condom full of walnuts.
Samson: What would I want with a beautiful young thing when I've got you, eh?
Delilah: You promised me you wouldn't fight anymore after that man was killed.
The chickens: "Cluck, cluck, cluck; Ah, *uck this for a joke".
Machismo: [to Ursys] I'll fight you on one condition... that you lower your nipples.
Hercules: [bursts into song] Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree...
Murial: [Shocked] What is that man doing with his hand on my Labia!
Stretch: [as Zeus] Your actual purpose is not as you believe to marry Labia, but to reveal your true homosexuality.::Hercules: [confused] Homosexual?
Barmaid: [strokes her husbands hair] Ooh, your dandruffs getting worse, innit?::Barman: Fuck off!::Barmaid: [walks away] Fair enough.