Craving Ryan's Privates (2011)

Actors: D.J. Nicke (miscellaneous crew), D.J. Nicke (producer), D.J. Nicke (producer), D.J. Nicke (writer), D.J. Nicke (director), D.J. Nicke (editor), Bert Nicke II (miscellaneous crew), Bert Nicke II (writer), Bert Nicke II (director), Bert Nicke II (actor), Jon Nicke (actor), Steve Nicke (actor), Paige Nicke (actor), Jeff Kodet (actor), Bert Nicke Sr. (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Horror, Short,

Futurama: Bender's Game (2008)

Actors: David Herman (actor), David Herman (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), John DiMaggio (actor), David Herman (actor), David Herman (actor), David Herman (actor),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

[from trailer]::[the Planet Express crew ends up in a fantasy planet and Leela has transformed into a centaur]::Turanga Leela: Oh, Lord, I'm half horse and half naked!

Frydo: Why aren't you killing it, Leela? You love killing!::Leegola: [Looking at her reflection in her sword covered with Zoiberg's blood] No! No more killing!::Monster Zoidberg: Ohhhhhh! So suddenly Miss Goody Four Shoes over here doesn't kill anymore. She killed me not five minutes ago! What am I, chopped liver?::Leegola: Shut up!::[She starts slashing at him again with her sword]::Monster Zoidberg: Ow! Stop chopping my liver!

Leegola: What else can we slay? Is that a hobbit over there?::Titanius Anglesmith: No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

Titanius Anglesmith: Prepare for a surprise attack.

Bender: Am I the only one sittin' here seein' peanut butter on his face?

[a troll whacks the King of Wipe Castle on the head with a big stick]::King of Wipe Castle: My sanity. It's back! At last, I can live the life I've always...::[the troll whacks him on the head again and makes him fall to the ground]::King of Wipe Castle: Aaaah! BOOKALOOKAMOOKALEE!

King of Wipe Castle: What the? You're not made of Tuesday!

King of Wipe Castle: [played by Roberto] You callin' me crazy? Just coz I gotta hotel in my foot don't make me a BOOGALEE-MOOGALEE-MOOGALEE!

[Momon has transformed into a dragon and with the Die of Power, Frydo transforms into a dragon as well]::Frydo: So it's all come down to this... a dungeon... and dragons!::Monster Zoidberg: I didn't see it coming.

Terror Firmer (1999)

Actors: Matt Stone (actor), Eli Roth (actor), Lemmy (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Nick Zedd (actor), Trent Haaga (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), John Bacchus (actor), Joseph Malerba (actor), Edouard Baer (actor), Gabriel Friedman (actor), Will Keenan (actor), Debbie Rochon (actress), Rachael Robbins (actress),

Plot: This is the story of a low budget film crew, led by their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Lloyd Kaufman/co-founder of Troma Inc.), trying to make some art. In addition to the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. Production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce LaTourelle) struggles to succeed on set and to decide between the two men in her life - straitlaced Casey (Will Keenan) and over the edge Jerry (Trent Haaga). This threesome heats up as the killer draws even nearer. As the insanity increases and the bodies amass, the crew bands together (both physically and sexually) against the threat in their midst.

Keywords: abortion, absurd-humor, adolescent-humor, amazing-grace-hymn, axe-murder, bad-taste-humour, bare-breasts, blind-person, blindness, blood
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Let's Make Some Art!

Quotes:

Larry Benjamin: Christine, that was great! Now all we have to do is a couple of pickups and we can go home.::Christine: Larry, my contract with you says 15 hours and I've been here for 22 hours now! I'm tired and I want to go home!::Larry Benjamin: Of course you want to go home. While you were in that last scene, I could have sworn you were Marilyn Monroe in River of No Return. You were so beautiful in that!::Christine: Really, Larry? Marilyn Monroe?::Larry Benjamin: Yeah.::Christine: Well... I guess I could do a couple of more times. How do I look?::[Christine moves Larry's hand over one of her breasts]::Larry Benjamin: You look great, Marilyn... I mean, Christine.

Ward: Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff.::Jerry: Aw, come on Ward. Don't tell me this little nosebleed is bothering you a little.::Ward: Not at much as your ugly face. Why do you get into this stuff anyway?::Jerry: Why do you always look at the crack of a man's ass and think "lunch time"?::Ward: No wonder I loose my appetite when I look at you... sicko. Look at these people. They're miserable.::Jerry: Hey, hey, listen tushy pusher, I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.

Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!::Christine: No! This is a Troma movie!

Audrey Benjamin: [speaking for the first time] You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!

Toddster: Who is *that*?::Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

Asshole P.A.: [dying words] Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!

Jacob Gelman: Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.

[approaching a woman on the dance floor]::Toddster: Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?

Casey: I was thinking about going home and putting a Spielberg movie in - 'Always' or '1941,' something really great like that.

Casey: Sam Fuller, the American no-talent embraced by those French derelicts.

Terror Firmer (1999)

Actors: Matt Stone (actor), Eli Roth (actor), Lemmy (actor), Trey Parker (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Nick Zedd (actor), Trent Haaga (actor), Lloyd Kaufman (actor), John Bacchus (actor), Joseph Malerba (actor), Edouard Baer (actor), Gabriel Friedman (actor), Will Keenan (actor), Debbie Rochon (actress), Rachael Robbins (actress),

Plot: This is the story of a low budget film crew, led by their blind film director, Larry Benjamin (Lloyd Kaufman/co-founder of Troma Inc.), trying to make some art. In addition to the typical trials and travails of a Troma set, the crew finds themselves set upon by a sexually conflicted, bomb bearing serial killer. Production assistant Jennifer (enchanting Alyce LaTourelle) struggles to succeed on set and to decide between the two men in her life - straitlaced Casey (Will Keenan) and over the edge Jerry (Trent Haaga). This threesome heats up as the killer draws even nearer. As the insanity increases and the bodies amass, the crew bands together (both physically and sexually) against the threat in their midst.

Keywords: abortion, absurd-humor, adolescent-humor, amazing-grace-hymn, axe-murder, bad-taste-humour, bare-breasts, blind-person, blindness, blood
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Thriller,
Taglines: Let's Make Some Art!

Quotes:

Larry Benjamin: Christine, that was great! Now all we have to do is a couple of pickups and we can go home.::Christine: Larry, my contract with you says 15 hours and I've been here for 22 hours now! I'm tired and I want to go home!::Larry Benjamin: Of course you want to go home. While you were in that last scene, I could have sworn you were Marilyn Monroe in River of No Return. You were so beautiful in that!::Christine: Really, Larry? Marilyn Monroe?::Larry Benjamin: Yeah.::Christine: Well... I guess I could do a couple of more times. How do I look?::[Christine moves Larry's hand over one of her breasts]::Larry Benjamin: You look great, Marilyn... I mean, Christine.

Ward: Ew, Jerry you distgusting freak, get away from me with all that stuff.::Jerry: Aw, come on Ward. Don't tell me this little nosebleed is bothering you a little.::Ward: Not at much as your ugly face. Why do you get into this stuff anyway?::Jerry: Why do you always look at the crack of a man's ass and think "lunch time"?::Ward: No wonder I loose my appetite when I look at you... sicko. Look at these people. They're miserable.::Jerry: Hey, hey, listen tushy pusher, I love my job. I don't even get paid to be here. In fact, I would pay to be here. So if these people don't like it here, they can just get the fuck out.

Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!::Christine: No! This is a Troma movie!

Audrey Benjamin: [speaking for the first time] You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!

Toddster: Who is *that*?::Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

Asshole P.A.: [dying words] Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!

Jacob Gelman: Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.

[approaching a woman on the dance floor]::Toddster: Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?

Casey: I was thinking about going home and putting a Spielberg movie in - 'Always' or '1941,' something really great like that.

Casey: Sam Fuller, the American no-talent embraced by those French derelicts.

Night Train (1999)

Actors: Brandon Pender (producer), Dan Shor (actor), Donna Pieroni (actress), John Voldstad (actor), John Voldstad (actor), Onalee Ames (actress), Gary Walkow (writer), Omar Veytia (producer), Barry Cutler (actor), Lucía Lapiedra (actress), Chuck Skull (actor), George Lockwood (editor), Les Bernstien (producer), Nikoletta Skarlatos (actress), Les Bernstien (writer),

Genres: Drama,

Curacha ang babaeng walang pahinga (1998)

Actors: Vangie Labalan (actress), Naty Mallares (actress), Eva Darren (actress), Ronnie Lazaro (actor), Tito Arevalo (actor), Jaclyn Jose (actress), Richard Quan (actor), Tony Mabesa (actor), Dick Israel (actor), Allen Dizon (actor), Roy Alvarez (actor), Tom Olivar (actor), Lito Legaspi (actor), Ama Quiambao (actress), Ara Mina (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Un chien andalou (1929)

Actors: Luis Buñuel (editor), Luis Buñuel (actor), Luis Buñuel (director), Luis Buñuel (writer), Luis Buñuel (producer), Salvador Dalí (actor), Salvador Dalí (writer), Pierre Batcheff (actor), Simone Mareuil (actress), Robert Hommet (actor), Jaume Miravitlles (actor), Marval (actor), Fano Messan (actor),

Plot: In a dream-like sequence, a woman's eye is slit open--juxtaposed with a similarly shaped cloud obsucuring the moon moving in the same direction as the knife through the eye--to grab the audience's attention. The French phrase "ants in the palms," (which means that someone is "itching" to kill) is shown literally. A man pulls a piano along with the tablets of the Ten Commandments and a dead donkey towards the woman he's itching to kill. A shot of differently striped objects is repeatedly used to connect scenes.

Keywords: 1920s, absurdism, animal-in-title, ant, anti-clericalism, armpit, armpit-hair, avant-garde, bicycle, bicycle-accident
Genres: Fantasy, Short,