Jiminy Glick in Lalawood (2004)
Actors:
Larry Joe Campbell (actor),
Willem Dafoe (actor),
DeRay Davis (actor),
Alex Diakun (actor),
Alex Diakun (actor),
Roger Ebert (actor),
Jano Frandsen (actor),
Jake Gyllenhaal (actor),
Landon Hansen (actor),
John Michael Higgins (actor),
Jake Hoffman (actor),
Carlos Jacott (actor),
Peter Kelamis (actor),
Kevin Kline (actor),
Peter Breck (actor),
Plot: "La La Wood" follows the legacy of Jiminy Glick, first introduced on "The Martin Short Show," who went on to get (non)-critical acclaim for his talk show "Primetime Glick," where Mr. Glick interviewed countless celebrities (which usually ended in verbally--sometimes physically--insulting/assaulting them). Now comes "La La Wood"--Jiminy Glick's home. This is his story (sort of).
Keywords: alcohol, blood, celebrity, cell-phone, character-name-in-title, film-festival, film-industry, handkerchief, hollywood-california, hotel
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: How a legend was born. Brace yourself for the next big thing! It takes a big man to cover this town.
Quotes:
Andre Devine: I'm on my knees like a German teenager.
Jiminy Glick: If it's human waste, save some for me.
Andre Devine: I have give two blowjobs to English Insurance people, I am not homo-ist, I am man! I am on my knees like German teenager to English people with wrotten teeth in their mouths!
Andre Devine: You are a proud man, you're great black-ist, you're one of the great, you have beautiful gold things, a crown made from pants, you should be king! Are you king of the negros?
Andre Devine: No one is looking at your great performance, Why? Because you are in corner sucking on a ice statue of Ving Rhames. You are like a terrifying asian woman who is covered with piss!
Andre Devine: You are like a terrible mexican woman with a radio in her pussy!
Andre Devine: Natalie, Baby, you're a beautiful women, why do you speak? You look great. People in the room say 'look at the girl - she has wonderful tits, I go upstairs alone and I rub against things.'
Andre Devine: Quick - we have to make a tea from her own clothing.
Jiminy Glick: [voiceover while interviewing Rob Lowe] Isn't it amazing, just 6 months ago, when I was talking to Arlene Shayhee, I was so bored. Here I am talking to Brat-packer Rob Lowe...::Rob Lowe: I... me... me... I... I... me... I...::Jiminy Glick: [voiceover]... and I'm equally bored. What have I learned, I wonder. Ah yes, celebrities can be dull.
Andre Devine: Andre has new hole, on his front!