Belief in Chuck Norris ( New Religion) How Religions Start
Hello all my theorist and welcome back to another What IF Theories. This episode we discuss the man the myth the legend the embodiment of all power
... Chuck Norris. We do know that Chuck Norris once through a
Grenade at 50 people killing them all and then it exploded so with tales of his feats of strength and many abilities that Mr Norris has.
Does this mean in the
Future he can become a Deity. A God if you will and it's own religion to support the ways of
Chuck. Embracing his philosophies and well the tales of his tears curing cancer yet he does not cry.
Let's explore how this could happen or any belief or religion happens. With
Stories.
We are not going to get into a religious discussion just looking back at all the famous prophets 1,
000's of years ago and stories of their miracles that they have performed have been passed through time in stories. Stories written in most cases
100's of years after these legendary prophets have died. We all love a great story and when we retell it well we add and put our own take twist and embellish on them just a bit. Heck it's human nature.
Grandpa sitting on the porch telling us how he walked 12 miles to school uphill both ways in the snow when he was younger.
It's what we do.
Humans love a great story and tales of how amazing something was.
So what tales will be told of Chuck Norris a 100 years after he dies? Well it has been said the Chuck Norris died 15 years ago but
Death was to scared to tell him. Now if Death does get over this fear and the
Legend himself Chuck decides to die.
Notice i said decides. What will be written about him in the
History books 100 or even
200 years in the future? Will we be watching some of his
Epic movies or talking about how when Chuck Norris did push ups he is not lifting himself up but pushing the
Earth down.
Well this depends on the future we have.
Right now we have endless amounts of video and digital data streaming over the internet. If we need a fact
Google is there to set the records straight. But what if it isn't. I mean just hypothetically speaking what if in a future where there is no Google or fact check there is some form of massive extinction and reborn through the rubble 100's of years latter and new civilization is formed. We lost all this technical data but in archaeological studies looking into history we find journals and tales told of how Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together. How there is no theory of evolution just what animals Chuck Norris allows to let live. Well now this new civilization has something to hold onto. These
Amazing Stories!
Something to tell the world the amazing miracles that Chuck Norris performed and his unlimited power. If you are scared crops won't grow pray to Chuck or better not misbehave because even Death himself almost died once and had a near Chuck experience.
The fact is when you can't fact check
History it starts to become whatever we write it to be. The tales of Grandpa are fabulous stories told to grand kids on a porch and
2000 years ago the prophets that performed these feats and miracles that make for great stories to keep a civilization going in hard times. It's
Human Nature we need something to keep us going and well keep us in check. So in the future that could be anyone depending on the future we have. The stories that we tell and what is written and well dug up and found. Then if enough people embrace these stories
and tell them by the fire and at dinner tables around the world we now have a new
Religion. The way any
belief system has been created through the history of time. However before
Time there was only Chuck Norris.
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Markiplier, Pewdiepie and Vsauce.
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