A Fighting Man (2014)

Actors: Damian Lee (director), Damian Lee (writer), Gary Howsam (producer), James Caan (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Jeff Sackman (producer), Famke Janssen (actress), Sheila McCarthy (actress), Adam Beach (actor), Louis Gossett Jr. (actor), Michael Ironside (actor), Dominic Purcell (actor), Bill Marks (producer), Nadia Guglieri (miscellaneous crew), Arlene Duncan (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Do Unto Others (2013)

Actors: Jake Ryan (editor), Jake Ryan (producer), Jake Ryan (writer), Jake Ryan (director), Christian Flashman (actor), Glen Gellatly (actor), Shirley Gellatly (actor), Kerry Ryan (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,

Trannysnatchers! (2012)

Actors: Caedmonster (actor), Caedmonster (producer), Caedmonster (miscellaneous crew), Caedmonster (director), Caedmonster (miscellaneous crew), Caedmonster (miscellaneous crew), Caedmonster (writer), Caedmonster (editor), Benjamin Porter (actor), Benjamin Porter (producer), Benjamin Porter (writer), Benjamin Porter (director), Benjamin Porter (miscellaneous crew), Benjamin Porter (miscellaneous crew), Jeremy Benjamin (actor),

Plot: Outside a small, typical American town, an elusive cult of demon worshiping gender queer assassins live in infamy, awaiting the day their savior will return to Earth & end the Gender Binary. Within the context of an avant-garde horror film, we examine cinematic stereotypes and exploit them to our darkest advantage. This film was made over two summers in Portland, Oregon by a group of young artists as an exercise in trust & complete collaboration. Trannysnatchers! is a document of a life-changing work for all involved.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Horror,

M.A.S.H. (2012)

Actors: Ashley Watkins (actress), John Tabler (actor), Ed Zajac (actor), Mark Jacobson (actor), Justin Mortelliti (actor), Mike Kersey (actor), Nikea Gamby-Turner (actress), Matthew Harris (actor), Marvin Gay (actor), Tish Graves (actor), Doreene L. Hamilton (actor), Dave Edwards (actor), Nathan Mussell (actor), Masha Mendieta (actress), Joshua Kwak (actor),

Genres: Drama,
Taglines: It's not a game.

The One Ronnie (2010)

Actors: Miranda Hart (actress), Miranda Hart (actress), Rob Brydon (actor), James Corden (actor), James Corden (actor), Rob Brydon (actor), Ronnie Corbett (actor), Harry Enfield (actor), Harry Enfield (actor), Robert Lindsay (actor), Matt Lucas (actor), David Walliams (actor), Richard Wilson (actor), Jon Culshaw (actor), Catherine Tate (actress),

Plot: Sketches include an unhappy customer in a greengrocer's shop, a bar where the customer has trouble finishing his sentences, Sir Michael Parkinson interviews Sir Hilary Bray, an old rock band is possibly getting back together, Dr Frankenstein is unhappy with the monster he has created, there is a very particular customer in a cake shop, we see an edition of the game show 'What?', a party where we meet the third Attenborough brother, Ronnie tells us about his 80th birthday party, a dog goes to see his animal talent agent asking for work, we go to a restaurant with an optical flavour, we listen in to a church committee meeting, we see a meeting between Wonderman and Palboy, we go to a party where one of the guests misunderstands the conversation, and we conclude with Ali Jones presenting 'Songs of Praise'. The musical performer is Charlotte Church.

Keywords: sketch, sketches
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's goodnight from me.

The One Ronnie (2010)

Actors: Miranda Hart (actress), Miranda Hart (actress), Rob Brydon (actor), James Corden (actor), James Corden (actor), Rob Brydon (actor), Ronnie Corbett (actor), Harry Enfield (actor), Harry Enfield (actor), Robert Lindsay (actor), Matt Lucas (actor), David Walliams (actor), Richard Wilson (actor), Jon Culshaw (actor), Catherine Tate (actress),

Plot: Sketches include an unhappy customer in a greengrocer's shop, a bar where the customer has trouble finishing his sentences, Sir Michael Parkinson interviews Sir Hilary Bray, an old rock band is possibly getting back together, Dr Frankenstein is unhappy with the monster he has created, there is a very particular customer in a cake shop, we see an edition of the game show 'What?', a party where we meet the third Attenborough brother, Ronnie tells us about his 80th birthday party, a dog goes to see his animal talent agent asking for work, we go to a restaurant with an optical flavour, we listen in to a church committee meeting, we see a meeting between Wonderman and Palboy, we go to a party where one of the guests misunderstands the conversation, and we conclude with Ali Jones presenting 'Songs of Praise'. The musical performer is Charlotte Church.

Keywords: sketch, sketches
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's goodnight from me.

Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09 (2009)

Actors: Bill Hader (actor), Wayne Gretzky (actor), Will Forte (actor), Will Forte (actor), John Belushi (actor), Al Franken (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Charles Barkley (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), Fred Armisen (actor), Jimmy Fallon (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Will Ferrell (actor), Darrell Hammond (actor),

Plot: Saturday Night Life special that features previously air sketches on sports included a woman singing a mangled version of the National Anthem, Derek Jeter hitting baseballs into the audience, Peyton Manning for the United Way, LeBron James for Read to Achieve, Derek Jeter and the Yankee wives, Weekend Update talking about Michael Vick drug issues, Derek Jeter's Taco Hole, a Make-a-Wish Foundation fan calls an NFL football game, Shaq comes back home late to his waiting dad, Tom Brady playing a carnival game, Charles Barkley hosts a talk show on the Olympics with guest Michael Phelps, a learning video on Sexual Harassment featuring Tom Brady, and Derek Jeter debating on Weekend Update. Sketches from the past include Donkey Basketball with Charles Barkley, Michael Jordan with Stuart Smalley, Billy Crystal talks to Mr. T and Hulk Hogan, Harry Caray on Weekend Update, Billy Murray interviews Chico Escuela, the All-Drug Olympics, Super Bowl gambling memories, Joe Montana on the Church Lady, John Rocker insulting New York, and John Belushi endorsing Little Chocolate Donuts. A montage features appearances by the Rock, Kerri Strug, Donovan McNabb, and Dennis Rodman.

Keywords: sketch-comedy
Genres: Comedy,

Rainbow's End (2004)

Actors: Jeni Decker-Lopez (editor), Jeni Decker-Lopez (director), Jeni Decker-Lopez (writer), Susan Geyman (producer), T. Austin Reed (actor), Resi Decker (actress), Mariah Phillips (actor), Regina Mancino (actress), Judy Eaton (actor), Janet Craig (actor), Eric Craig (actor), Michael Neil (actor), John Bull (actor), Gary Allan (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: Getting old is hell...

Saturday Night Live Christmas (1999)

Actors: Dan Aykroyd (actor), Alec Baldwin (actor), John Belushi (actor), John Belushi (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Gumby: I am Gumby, dammit!

Gumby: What's Christmas without the kids, huh? Kids, wanna hear Gumby tell you a Christmas story?::Kids: Yeah!::Gumby: Then gather around and keep your damn mouths shut. Here's a little story, it's called, "The Night After Christmas". "It was the day after Christmas, the world was peaceful and calm. Santa Claus had been delivering toys all night and his back hurt him so. He was very tired so he went to his kitchen and fixed himself a cup of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate. Just then an elf named Fred came up and said, 'Excuse me, St. Nick, can I have a sip of your hot chocolate?' Santa went crazy. He grabbed the elf and tore his lungs out. The end." Merry Christmas, boys and girls. You like that?::Little Girl: You're mean, Mr. Gumby. I was on the Andy Williams Christmas show and he was nice.::Gumby: Oh, you want Andy Williams? Come on. Let's go. You wanna be on the Andy Williams Christmas Special? Andy Williams is a nice man? Well listen to me, Kid, Andy is in Los Angeles. That's about 800 miles. Start walking! [Slams the door] About 20 minutes in the freezing cold, she'll be begging to be on the Gumby special.

Frank Sinatra: I know your many wonderful, marvelous friends in the world of animation. Now they could not be here tonight, but I bring you the greetings in song. [Singing] Flintstones, meet the Flinstones/You're a hip, stone-age family. Hey, Barney, I'm talking Bedrock/When who knew from a Christmas tree/We'll have a good time/A Yabba Dooby-Doo time/We'll have a gay, it's a groovy time! Wilma!

Frank Sinatra: [Singing] Ha ha ha ha ha/Ha ha ha ha ha, it's the Woody Woodpecker song. I'm laughing/Ha ha ha ha ha/Pecker song. Alright, alright, cut the cartoon crap. It's Christmas.

Gumby: Merry Christmas everybody. And to my producer, my director, my manager and my lawyer, Happy Hanukkah, boys!

Santa: What's up with me? What's down with you and what's under with him? He wants a bike, she wants a dolly and I want you to get out of my face before I smack you with a stocking full of D-cell batteries.

Dad: You guys should have a better screening process for hiring Santas. You can start with the urine tests.::Santa: Sir, where am I supposed to get work? You gonna hire a man looking for work who just did 12 years for home invasion and murder?

Boy: Daddy, is Santa going to jail?::Dad: No, Son, he's not really Santa.::Boy: Is there no Santa?::Santa: See that, Sir? Now you got a kid who thinks there's no Santa. You happy?::Dad: I'd rather have him believe in no Santa, than in a Santa who does 12 years for home invasion and murder.::Santa: Sir, yes it's true, I've done time. But when you think about it, what does Santa do every year than committ a form of home invasion? A very loving and generous form of home invasion, yes, but still home invasion. And as for murder, well I can't think of any good reason to justify that.

Dad: My kid used to love Santa. He saw that Tim Allen movie 10 times.::Santa: Kid, I did time with Tim Allen. He's always been real people, bro, but he ain't no Santa Claus.

Saturday Night Live: The Best of Dana Carvey (1999)

Actors: Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Michael McKean (actor), Tim Meadows (actor), Tim Meadows (actor), Corbin Bernsen (actor),

Plot: This edition of Saturday Night Live represents the most versatile actor and stand-up comedian ever! Dana always played crazy characters from Church Lady, Ross Perot, George Bush, Garth Algar, Grumpy Old Man, the gross Massive Head-Wound Harry, John McLaughlin, to Johnny Carson and Charles Grodin.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, tv-special
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Massive Head-Wound Harry: He must smell my dog.

Ross Perot: Now is this the way we're gonna play the game here? Are you guys gonna keep asking these assinine questions until you see some dirty pictures is that what you want? Is that what you require? Now imagine if you will, that you were a father, now imagine the nausea you'd feel seeing a picture of your daughter on the eve of her wedding, your own flesh and blood altered in this sick fashion. Take a look. [Holds up photo of his daughter and Madonna kissing] Are you happy? This is a picture generated by the Republican's dirty tricks team. Using a computer paid for by Pac money, now this is a perfectly lovely picture of my daughter and they've cut her fiancee out and put Madonna in there to make her look like a lesbian. Are you happy now? Any more questions? Yes.::Reporter: How do we know this picture came from a Republican dirty tricks team and not from your own organization?::Ross Perot: Now didn't I just tell you where the picture came from? Have you seen the picture? Did I just start speaking Portuguese up here and not know it?

Ross Perot: Two years ago, and I have not revealed this until now for reasons I will not go into, two years ago in the middle of the night at my house in Dallas, I was awaken by a disturbance outside on my lawn so I went outside and engaged in hand to hand combat with four men and a small dog. I took the four men out and was about to tie up the dog when it looked up at me and said, "aren't you Ross Perot?" Now I nearly dropped a load, that dog spoke perfect English now listen carefully, now who is the world leader in talking dogs? It's the Republican party. I rest my case.

Reporter: Aren't you going to say: Live form New York, it's Saturday Night?::Ross Perot: I don't wanna discuss what I may or may not say, you are not listening!::Reporter: But how are we going to start the show if you don't say it?::Ross Perot: Is that the way the game is played? You can't start the show without saying that? You can't just say: "Here's the funny show, enjoy!" You can't do that? Okay, fine, fine. Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

John McLaughlin: There is intelligent life in the eleventh galaxy on the planet Neptor which will conquor earth in the year 5482, utilizing us for slave labor in the Seronian salt mines.

George Michael: And I ask you, where was my butt? One full minute and not one shot of my butt! You saw it, I bloody wanted to kill the editor. It was shot of boot, then shot belt, bull fighter, hair, crowd, face, hat, bull, boot, hair. And I told them specifically that it was supposed to be butt shot, shot of the hair, back to the butt, hand, butt, hand, butt, hand, butt, belt, butt, beard, butt, belt, butt, earring, face, butt, butt, earring, hold on the butt, hold on the butt, it's a formula but it bloody works!

Tom Brokal: Gerald Ford dead today at the age of 83.::Producer: Good, now one for next year.::Tom Brokal: Gerald Ford dead today at age 84.::Producer: Now one for if he's shot.::Tom Brokal: Gerald Ford shot dead today at age 83.::Producer: Add the word senseless.::Tom Brokal: Okay, Gerald Ford shot dead at the senseless age of 83.

Former President George Bush: Hi. I was your president from 1989 to 1993, and during that time, Saturday Night Live made fun of me on a fairly regular basis. Do I have any hard feelings about this? Yes I do. I'll have my revenge when the time is right. Not now. Wouldn't be prudent at this junction.

Tom Brokal: Stunning news from Yorbalinda today as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death.

Dennis Miller: Here with a commentary is a grumpy old man. Welcome Grumpy Old Man.::Grumpy Old Man: I'm old and I'm not happy. Everything today is improved and I don't like it. I hate it! In my day we didn't have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that's the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I'm a human head-kabob. We didn't have Manoxidol and Hair Wings, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a crome dome by age 20 and that's the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujiah look at me, I'm a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn't have these thin laytex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!