• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Ben Weasel - Queers
• Like a Parasite - Queers
• I Think She's Starting To Like Me - Queers
• Overdue - Queers
• Teenage Bonehead - Queers
• My Cunt's a Cunt - Queers
• Mirage - Queers
• I Won't Be - Queers
• I Can't Get Over You - Queers
• BooBarella - Queers
• Psycho Over You - Queers
• Strangle the Girl - Queers
• Monster Zero - Queers
• Night of the Livid Queers - Queers
• Punk Rock Confidential - Queers
• Nothing To Do - Queers
• Don't Mess It Up - Queers
• Didn't want None - Queers
• I Spent The Rent - Queers
• I Enjoy Being A Boy - Queers
• Peppermint Girl - Queers
• Nuni In New York - Queers
• Number One - Queers
• Yeah, Well, Whatever - Queers
• Pretty Flamingo - Queers
• Stupid Fucking Vegan - Queers
• Noodle Brain - Queers
• Next Stop Rehab - Queers
• Girl About Town - Queers
• Motherfucker - Queers
• Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil? - Queers
• Trash This Place - Queers
• I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom - Queers
• Homo - Queers
• This Place Sucks - Queers
• Meatwagon - Queers
• Voodoo Doll - Queers
• Debra Jean - Queers
• Teenage Gluesniffer - Queers
• Punk Rock Girls - Queers
• Rancid Motherfucker - Queers
• Sidewalk Surfer Girl - Queers
• Tamara Is A Punk - Queers
• I Didn't Puke - Queers
• See You Later Fuckface - Queers
• That Girl - Queers
• Love Me - Queers
• I Always Knew - Queers
• Just Say Cunt - Queers
• Kicked Out Of The Webelos - Queers

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips my lid
But deepd own inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel -- You just hate him 'cause he don't have to work
Ben Weasel -- "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel -- "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel... He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool
He's Ben Weasel what can you do
Ben Weasel he's co cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He's glued to his TV
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his libing room and festers every night
But we know his barks worse than his bite
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong

Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna be your Tiny Tim
Like a parasite burrow inside underneath your skin
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
I can tell by the way you're looking at me
We'll be together tonight
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite, I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna make you shake and twitch
Like a parasite I think that's really fucking rich
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do

I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me
I just love her witty repartee it's so nice
If she invites me out for burgers I won't think twice
What can I do to be with you
You make me blush
my crush
You're just so cute and neat and sweet and
I think she's starting to like me
All my friends are telling me she's out of my league
My Mom suggests I give it up the girl's just a tease
But I'm in love with her
For sure
I think she's starting to like me
want me maybe someday love me
Well I think she's starting to like me

Hello, I missed you, have you missed me too
Remember crazy days that we went through
It's been so long since you were mine
I left you hanging on the line
But you know I'm not fooling
so let's get up and moving
what do you think now, wouldn't it be nice?
Are you ready to go
well then here comes the show
I'm really gonna make it up to you
I'm really gonna make it up to you
I'm really gonna make it up to you
'cause things are overdue
I learned my lesson, paid the price
count me in, I won't think twice

My folks had me commited just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-ooh-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care
My girl sent me a post card saying "Glad that you're not here"
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering
Where she is and what she's eating...
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first

Before we went out
I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her
And I see that shes' not
With the mouth of a pirhana -
that's always full
And the face of a rabit pit bull
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
My friends all say she's funny
Well hardy har har
I think she needs a head massage
With a steel bar
I used to fantasize of her
The little jiz jar
But now I dream of seeing her
Getting hit by a car
I guess by now you know
I really hate that bitch
I'd love to see her full of holes in a ditch
They'd do the world a favor
By shuttin' her up

I see you standing in the alleys and the hallway's
Corner
I'd love to get you but you vanish through the doorway
And oh wow
All it is to think about you
I love everything about you
Now I know you're real enough
But my imagination is so stunned
That I see you coming into view
And your face is telling me that you
Oh yeah oh, wanna be by my side
Oh yeah oh, now it's finally time
Mirage, that's all you are to me
Mirage, something that I hardly see
So I keep walking through the alleys and the hallways
Where are you
I keep remembering the kisses in the doorway
And car too
How it all comes back to me
The movies ever Saturday
And the places that we use to be
I wish somehow to have that life
Well it use to be
[Chorus]

I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me
I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke

Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the same
Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
Sometimes I think I lost my mind wishing myself back to yesterday
You said you'd wished that I was dead, I know I'd be better off that way
But nothing's lasts forever, yeah I know it's true
Still I can't believe that we are really through
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone

BooBarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say
Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo-wontcha' be my girl
BooBarella you turned my head around
You know you got my heart all upside down
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day

When I lie awake, and I dream all night,
Then I see a girl like you.
And you're always there, and you're my best friend.
And you're into what I do.
You're the girl that the boys want,
That'll make their dreams come true.
When I need a friend, you always
Come through for me.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
Well, I'm never down when you hang around,
And you always cheer me up.
It's a stupid song, and it's kinda long,

She said I'm not good enough
to walk her home
She said I'm not worth enough
to call her on the phone
She won't even say hello unless she's alone
I don't like it at all
When there's nobody else around
she'll think of me
Call me and act as if we're so friendly
With the gang she looks away
and she don't speak
I don't like it at all
How come she's a bitch all the time
all the time
I gotta strangle the girl
I gotta strangle the girl tonight
I gotta gotta strangle the girl
I gotta strangle the girl
I'm a joke, a loser and a waste of time
I've tried so hard to be her friend
but she ain't mine
Don't she understand how much it really hurts
In public she don't know me

I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet
We started necking in the back seat
She says she's crazy, well I'm crazy too
I think that bonehead should stop sniffing glue
I think she's nuts, I think she's really gone
I think she's on pot
She's crazy, I'm lazy, who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah...
Monster Zero
I think she's whacked out, she thinks I'm cheap
I tried to kiss her but she fell asleep
Thought I impressed her with my dad's car
She's looking at me like I'm a retard
I think she's nuts, I think she's really gone
I think that she's on pot
She's crazy, I'm lazy, who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah...

Am I going crazy or is it my empty head
B-Face is so lazy all day he stays in bed
Going out with Nikki made Hugh's brain go dim
But Johhny Ramone knows I can play faster than him
Flippin' out I'm trippin' out
I'm really shittin' now
Night of the Livid Queers
A.J. hangs around with total acne on his face
Me and Lash are slingin' hash over at Joe's Place
The Queers threw all the knuckle-heads out the fuckin' door

Girls like you make me feel it's o.k.
To write a silly song
I can't wait till I see you again
'Cause it's been way too long
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy
Punk Rock Confidential -
Oh yeah
There's just one thing I wanna share
I got a crush on you
When I see a smile on your face
I know that I'll be true
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you

Said you called me, but you fucking lied.
You little bitch you deserve to die.
I'm just sitting here pulling my pud
With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
You said we'd go see a flick,
And you said that you'd suck my prick.
Then I saw you with that jock,
And all I can say is, "What the fuck?"
Nothing to do, nothing to do

I really don't know what I'm doing
Hanging out with you
Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not
It's funny but It's true
I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be kissing those lips
I'm tired of dreaming of getting my kicks
Don't mess it up now -
I always wanted to be with a girl
Who loved me all day long
I can't explain what's in my brain
But something's going on
I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be kissing those lips
I'm tired of dreaming of getting my kicks

I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.

I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.

I live in a cucumber castle
On the banks of a cranberry sea
And starfish dance under my drawbridge
And blackbirds make nests in my tree
I enjoy being a boy, in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
In love with you girl, oh yeah
I live in a purple plum mansion
In the mist of a strawberry stream
And mellifluous bells ring out softly
From a hill of vanilla fudge cream
I enjoy being a boy, in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you

She's shooting arrows through my heart
Builds me up then tears me apart
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
It's really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know
So cool, so neat and so sweet, she's
My peppermint girl
She put my heart into a spin
She wants out but I want it
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
It's really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know

Nuni in New York - getting out of his car.
Nuni in New York - hanging at a bar.
Nuni in New York - he's acting punk.
Nuni in New York - he's getting drunk.
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - and he's getting smashed.
Let's go!
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
That's what I said.
Nuni in New York.

I've been told many times before
To think of number one
When I do, I guess it's true
I think I'm having fun
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know it's true
No matter what you do, you're my number one
You're my number one
Every time I see your face
I'm all choked up inside
When I'm far away from you
I almost wanna hide
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know it's true
No matter what you do, you're my number one
You're my number one
No more will you be hurt
So stick with me and I'll stick with you
When it's time for a kiss
Now I know just what to do

I don't wanna be stupid,
Acting like a jerk.
Girls all drive me crazy
And make my ass berserk.
Things ain't going my way.
I swear it's such a shame.
I don't wanna belabor
The point, but she's a pain.
I don't need a girlfriend
To bitch and moan all day.
I swear she's so retarded.
I know she's retarded.
I know she's retarded.
Okay.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.
Yeah, well, whatever,
I'm glad to see you go.

On our block all of the guys call her Flamingo
'Cause her hair blows like the sun
And her eyes can light the sky
When she walks she moves so fine
Like a Flamingo
Crimson dress the clings so tight
She's out of reach and out of sight
When she walks by she brightens up the neighborhood
Oh every guy would make her his he just could
If she just would
Some sweet day I'll make her mine
Pretty Flamingo
And every guy will envy me

Acting like you care about
some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan
You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You like the Grateful Dead
and think they're fucking hot
You fucking vegan
Your girlfriend doesn't shave her legs or armpits anymore
You fucking vegan
I really hate your guts
'cause you're just a fucking bore

Sittin' drinkin' a brew. trying not to think of you
I think you suck - you acted like a slut
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Well listen up - this stupid song's for you
You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain you're ugly
You're a noodle brain you're so stupid
You're a noodle brain just like me
Sittin' drinkin' a brew and I'm feeling like a stooge
You're the reason why I drank all that beer last night
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you

I started out by sniffing glue
Killing brain cells one by one's so cool
Pissing off my mom, acting really dumb
When you get down to it, having lots of fun
What the hell is wrong with getting high
Won't you tell me why, oh why, oh why
I'm really in the soup, they want me in group
And when they do I'll throw them for a loop
Next stop: Rehab - Next stop: Rehab
Next stop: Rehabilitation - can't wait
Next stop: Rehab - Next stop: Rehab
Next stop: Rehabilitation - can't wait

See the girl running around
She used to play in a band in town
Had an electric guitar covered in stars
The Be-Back Queen of the music scene
She got signed to a record label
Spent the advance on a pinball table
Sold a hundred records to all her friends
Now she's back again
She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
goes out with a boy through the MC5s
Wears a different t-shirt every night
With Access-All Areas pinned on tight
See her running around she's the girl about town that you heard of [4x]
See the girl lying under the bar?
She used to be a rock and roll star
Smoked cigarettes with Joan Jett in America
She got her picture in Rolling Stone
She was third from the left behind Joey Ramone
You couldn't see her face but I'm sure she looked great anyway
She lives in a flat halfway up in the sky
Goes out with a boy through the MC5s
He'd be ok if he didn't hit her
Or go to bed with the babysitter
See her running around she's the girl about town that you've heard of [4x]

I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math-
Motherfucker
She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt-
Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town-
Motherfucker
She said that guy's not even your real dad-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-
Motherfucker

Things went black and you're outta your skull
Ed Wood film come to life
Rent's not paid and you're hating your life
some dude just fucked your wife
No one cares if you live or die or if you even exist
you got the brains of a rat and the manners too
and you're really fucking pissed
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you
No one cares if you live or die or if you even exist
you got the brains of a rat and the manners too
and you're really fucking pissed
Whatever happened to Philthy Phil
Is gonna happen to you

We trash this place; I don't know why.
Got to clean it up; I want to cry.
You're just a bunch of useless friends
Who partied to the very end.
We trash this place; I don't why.
You'll clean it up; I'll fuckin' lie.
I'll never get my money back.
Thank you, suck the landlord's prick.

I never get to do what I want to do
My brain is fried and my heart it's screwed
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
Let me tell ya
Nothing's not right, not anymore
My heart us barely ticking, my complexion's poor
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
And oh I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Oh, I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Now couldn't ya, couldn't ya, couldn't ya give me a chance?
She's hurting me so, awoah awoah oh oh
It was all that I wanted too
It was everything, it was me and you
It was everything that I wanted to do
I didn't get invited to the prom
She's hurting me so, awoah awoah oh oh
I was so excited, and she was undecided

The girl's always giving him shit
'Cause he like da banana split.
She's always calling him names, and
He'd like to be doing the same.
Life's not fair; are you aware?
I can't spell it out like Dr. Frank - who cares?
He's wearing lavender pants.
The boy's just dying to dance.
The girl's always making him cry,
And we're all wondering why.
Life's not fair; are you aware?

This place sucks!
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
I don't know just where to go.
There's things I don't wanna know.
I don't know what we can do,
But this place sucks.
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
This place sucks!
There's only so much I can give.
My brain is getting ?
There's really nowhere else to live,
But this place sucks
This place sucks!
This place sucks!

I don't know if you're aware.
Everybody stands and stares.
Politics are everywhere.
We all know that you don't care.
Calling the meatwagon.
Calling the meatwagon.
Calling the meatwagon.

I know girls, and I know you
And the the stupid games you play
I'm not good enough for you
Well this is what I say
You may not know it but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure do
Don't you know
I love you so
All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Walking down the street, staring at my feet
And I'm all alone
Everybody laughs at me
I'm in the twilight zone
You may not know it but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure do
Don't you know
I love you so
All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll

Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now I ain't since I got you
Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
And now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
I used to think some girls were so cruel
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don't say maybe 'cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I'm daydreaming my lfe away 'cause of you
Yeah, I love the funny clothes that you wear
And the little things that you do to your hair
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all thorugh
But now it ain't since I got you
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
I used to think that some girls were really the most
But I know better now
I always wished and I always hoped
And they always let me down
So don't say maybe 'cause I need you baby now
Is this infatuation or just my imagination
I'm daydreaming my lfe away 'cause of you

John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well he's only twenty two
His diet is quite rude
Eat's Denny's and pukes
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
He's an asshole
He's a bonehead
He's a jerkoff
He's a real waste case
He's a real waste case
He's a teenage gluesniffer

Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends,
poor report cards, life is just a ball
Hi- top Chucks and bubblegum and oh my gosh I'd
love to love them all
They're so cool their style is never cramped
Too much of everything and everyone is amped
Well, do't get hot and bothered
listen, I know I got problems
I also know just what this goofy world needs
Yummy yummy punk rock girls
I wish they all were punk rock girls
The smartest of the smartest and the sweetest of
the sweetest, they're the most
Me and Dr. Frank have both decided that we love
them more than toast
I wish they'd let me share their bubblegum
And let me hang with them and life would be so fun
I should be sedated cuz my heart is all inflated
I guess I gotta get me one or two
I don't know where I'm going, but I know just
where I'd like to be
With my punk rock girlfriend kissing me

Stupid little fucker from outer space
I don't wanna see your ugly face
Lame ass shit go to the show
Shut your mouth what do you know
Oi!!(yeah whatever)
Follow every fucking trend
Timmy Armstrong's your best friend
I don't wanna see you puke
I'm sick of your friends and you
You're a rancid motherfucker and I don't

Little sidewalk surfer girl
Show me how to shoot the curls
I've been watching you
And all the things you do
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin' girl
Little sidewalk surfer girl
Now you're going 'round the world
Girl, you sure look sweet
Surfin' down the street
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin' girl
So grab your little board
And take it for a ride
No matter if you fall

Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs
And I've jammed with G.G. too
Even opened up for the Ramones
But it just ain't any use
She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
It's all suck frightful tripe to her
Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her
Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rocker
Tamara is a punk and I wish she was my girl
I've been in Rolling Stone
Not to bitch and moan
But she's simple not impressed
I'm not as punk as fuck to her
But I'm friends with MTX
She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
It's all suck frightful trip, to her
She's the coolest of the cool
She's the toughest of the tough
She's the grooviest punk rock girl
She's the queen of the scene in the neighborhood
And she's got my heart in a whirl
And we'll never kiss in the Elvis Room
'Cause she doesn't like me like that

You've been spreading lies around
You've been trying to put me down
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do
I didn't puke -
You think I'm a little winp
Shut your mouth you fat old blimp
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do
I didn't puke -

I wasn't looking for trouble,
But it came looking for me.
I may not have any muscles,
But I can move like Bruce Lee.
So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends,
I left the stage, intending to land on them.
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you!
See ya later, fuckface.
We hate you.
My dive was graceful and swanlike.
It was a sight to behold.
I fell on top of a table,
And broke a couple of bones.
One of the mongoloid's girlfriends kicked me
Right in the fucking jewels.
I socked her one in the eye, and said,

All the boys are talking about her
they say I'm gonna have to live without her
but that's not the way that things are gonna work out
They say that she's been running around
that she's getting ready to put me down
but there's a few things that they'll never know about her
Cause she's got her own way of doing things
and she don't care what anybody thinks
she goes where she wants to go
and sees who she wants to see
and tonight she wants to see me
No I'm not saying that she's my girl
she's her own woman that's one thing sure
but when we're together I'm the luckiest guy in town
she wont make promises that she can't keep
but when we're together we're not counting sheep
and I'm sure that she would never let me down.
[Chorus]
Causes she's got her own way of living her life
and she's not looking to be anybody's wife
she goes where she wants to go
and sees who she wants to see
and tonight she wants to see me
Now some guys say a girl like her is nothing but bad news
but if I had to do it all again I would still chose
a look like hers is unlike any other look than i have ever seen
cause we can see each other when we wanna be together but we both can still feel free
[Chorus]

Hi, this is station AWOL,
Coming to you from from over the hill at Bob Bar city.
I'm gonna sing if I come back tonight,
Can I still keep my stripes or have I stayed away too long?
Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
Then get the fuck out.
Hey, keep it going boys.
We're coming right on back, but we're gonna go the other way though.
Fuck me, whip me, bite me, beat me, like the dirty dog that I am.
And leave me, and then get the fuck out.
(Beat me) like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
(Bite me) then get the fuck out.
Beat me, bite me, and whip me.
Now look out, boys, the big dog's gonna move on in
Here's what they call a wildfire.
Yeah, coming on.
Come on back, boy.
Hey, big boy, if you can't run with the big dog,
You better stay on the porch.
Hey, get it.
Beat me, bite me, whip me, like the dirty dog that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
Then get the fuck out.
Hit that, drummerboy.
Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me
Then get the fuck out.
C'mon.
Get going.
Then get out.

Don't you know that it's going okay
I want everyone to see that
Everything's coming up roses
Whenever you're hanging with me
When we're goofing off, laughing at nothing at all
And hoping the day lasts a week
Nothing else matters, no nothing else matters to me
My hearts pounding so fast but what can I do
These days it's got a reason to beat
I'm not walking down life's lonely highways no more
I've finally got something that's sweet
When we're goofing off, laughing at nothing at all
And hoping the day lasts a week
Nothing else matters, no nothing else matters to me
Always looking for someone to kiss me goodnight
Always hoping for someone like you
That would always shine bright like the stars up above
As we fell in love
And I always knew you were the one for me
I don't need a princess with you in my life
I don't need a million bucks
I'm something to someone, I'm into life now

I think it's so stupid
Girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt
I think "gash" is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it
When I'm eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
I hope you're not offended
By this little tune of mine
So girls please don't start to flip out
To say cunt is no crime
The littlest piglet in the litter

This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Well, I guess that's the way it goes.
Kicked out of the Webelos, go!
This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Well, I guess that's the way it goes.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Kicked out of the Webelos.