Tromeo and Juliet

Tromeo and Juliet (1996)

A modern, punk adaptation of Shakespeare's classic. Told irreverently, this film attempts to impact the viewer in the same way theatre-goers were effected in Shakespeare's time. Bawdy, Violent, Humorous, and Romantic.

Keywords: absurd-humor, absurd-violence, absurdism, b-movie, bad-taste-humour, based-on-play, birth-defect, body-piercing, brother-sister-incest, camp-humour

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Father: No, your grace, I did not know they were topless dancers. Well, they certainly helped raise a lot of money for the church.

Benny Que: We're supposed to be normal people living normal lives. Working nine to five, going to church on Sundays: normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals: abnormal.

Cappy Capulet: You puny crap! You fucks! How'd you like it I use your guts to Jackson Pollack the street?

Detective Ernie Scalus: Now you fucks have gone too far! Goddamn heads landing on cars while Long Island families are singing 'Found a Peanut'! They found a peanut, all right, honey. They found a peanut of death!

Lemmy: Two households, different as dried plums and pears In fair Manhattan, where we lay our scene.

[Tyrone wants a word with Murray]::Murray Martini: A word with me? How about a word for me? Or better yet, how about a word for you? Let's see, a word for Tyrone Capulet. Boofball. Dickbag. Peon. Freak. Cocksucker. Shithead, ratcatcher, geek. Loser, anus, fruitcake, lunk, fiddlefucker, dweeb, feeb. Cunt. Assfuck; ah, that one's close to the mark. How 'bout guinea, schmuck, or pussyfart?

Tromeo Que: What light from yonder Plexiglas breaks?

Tyrone Capulet: Get your goddamn tongue out of my goddamn cousin's mouth!

Juliet Capulet: Parting is such sweet sorrow.::Tromeo Que: Yeah, it totally sucks.

[while faking an orgasm]::1-900-HOT-HUNK: Yippie-yahoo! Sing it to the world! Tromeo is cumming!

Juliet

Juliet

Juliet