T2 3-D: Battle Across Time (1996)

Actors: Nan Garcia-Wood (miscellaneous crew), James Cameron (director), Stan Winston (director), James Cameron (writer), Linda Hamilton (actress), Brad Fiedel (composer), David de Vos (editor), Edward Furlong (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Michael Biehn (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Jim Cummings (actor), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Stan Winston (miscellaneous crew), Joseph Neibich (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In the year 2029, a computer called Skynet is fighting against a human resistance, after having nearly destroyed the rest of humanity in 1997. Skynet has found a way to send some of it's warriors, called Terminators, back in time. This is the story of the Terminator sent to kill the resistance leader in 1996. The resistance sends a reprogrammed Terminator back to 1996 to protect the young man, and the two end up traveling to the year 2029. The question is, can the future resistance leader and the Terminator defeat another new Terminator while destroying Skynet in the future?

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-sequel-to-2d-film, 70mm-film, amusement-park, apocalypse, character-name-in-title, computer, cyborg, gun, lasersight
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Quotes:

[the Terminator destroys an endoskeleton]::John Connor: Friend of yours?::The Terminator: He was my college roommate.

The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby!

The Terminator: I said I'd be back.

John: That's Skynet?::The Terminator: Yep.::John: Can I ask why we're heading toward it?::The Terminator: You don't want to know.

The Terminator: Let's bust a move.

The Terminator: John, please stop helping.

The Terminator: [to endoskeleton] Hey, buckethead!

John Connor: WOH, Where are we?::The Terminator: The Future.[Terminator cocks shotgun] The final battle between humans and machines.::John Connor: Great I'd rate this rescue about a two.[John looks over at where they just came from] Maybe a one.

The Terminator: Your ready to go John now.::John Connor: NO!::The Terminator: 20 seconds, GO!::The Terminator: I'll be back.::The Terminator: now go, RUN!

Last Action Hero (1993)

Actors: Michael Chieffo (actor), M.C. Hammer (actor), Little Richard (actor), F. Murray Abraham (actor), Henry Kingi (actor), James Belushi (actor), Peter Kent (actor), Chris Connelly (actor), Charles Dance (actor), Danny DeVito (actor), Nick Dimitri (actor), Art Carney (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Frank McRae (actor), Ian McKellen (actor),

Plot: Young Danny Madigan is a big fan of Jack Slater, a larger-than-life action hero played by Arnold Schwarzenegger. When his best friend, Nick the projectionist, gives him a magic ticket to the new Jack Slater film, Danny is transported into Slater's world, where the good guys always win. One of Slater's enemies, Benedict the hitman, gets hold of the ticket and ends up in Danny's world, where he realises that if he can kill Schwarzenegger, Slater will be no more. Slater and Danny must travel back and stop him.

Keywords: 1990s, 555-phone-number, action-hero, actor-meets-character, actor-playing-himself, actor-talks-to-audience, actress-playing-herself, airbag, axe, axe-murderer
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: He's mean . . . And he'll blast through your screen! [DVD cover] Did Someone Say Action? [Theatrical] The big ticket of '93. A great classic comes to the screen. This isn't the movies anymore.

Quotes:

[first lines]::Dekker: This is one hell of a way to spend Christmas...

[Jack Slater is Hamlet]::Hamlet: Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!::Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash.::Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince.::Hamlet: [shooting him] Who said I'm fair?::Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince good night.::Hamlet: To be or not to be? Not to be.

Jack Slater: Big mistake!

[Dead assassin tumbles out of closet after Slater has fired into it without warning]::Danny Madigan: How'd you know there was a guy in there?::Jack Slater: There's always a guy in there. It costs me a fortune in closet doors.

Vivaldi: What I'm saying is; Mr. Benedict can take you out as easy as cake.

[Danny Madigan is watching the bad guys on the screen]::Danny Madigan: You are gonna pay... Oooh, you gonna pay!

[Frank's last words]::Frank: I'm out of here...

[ When danny comes home with Jack at 4 a.m]::Danny's mom: Where have you been? The police called. You're not here. You're not there.::Danny Madigan: Mom, I'm sorry, okay. Shh.::Danny's mom: " Okay, shh?" There are 9 million kids out there with guns and that's all you have to say to me? "Okay, shh?" Will you get in here?::Danny Madigan: Mom? You know how you always say you wish I had more friends? Well.::Jack Slater: Hello Mrs. Madigan. Arnold Braunshweiger.

Jack Slater: Who the hell are you?::Danny Madigan: Don't shoot me. I'm Danny Madigan. I'm a kid.

Danny Madigan: OK, I got one. What about this girl right here. She is way too attractive to be working in a video store.::Jack Slater: I agree with you. I think she should be working with us... under cover of course...

Wayne's World (1992)

Actors: Colleen Camp (actress), Lara Flynn Boyle (actress), Robert Patrick (actor), Meat Loaf (actor), Alice Cooper (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Ed O'Neill (actor), Kurt Fuller (actor), Robert Patrick (actor), Rob Lowe (actor), Brian Doyle-Murray (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Dana Carvey (actor), Ione Skye (actress), Tia Carrere (actress),

Plot: Wayne is still living at home. He has a world class collection of name tags from jobs he's tried, but he does have his own public access TV show. A local station decides to hire him and his sidekick, Garth, to do their show professionally and Wayne & Garth find that it is no longer the same. Wayne falls for a bass guitarist and uses his and Garth's Video contacts to help her career along, knowing that Ben Oliver, the sleazy advertising guy who is ruining their show will probably take her away from him if they fail.

Keywords: 1990s, airplane, airport, aurora-illinois, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, basement, bike, blockbuster, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres: Comedy, Music,
Taglines: You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. One world. One party.

Quotes:

Garth Algar: Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

Garth Algar: Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill ya? I don't know but they better not!

Wayne Campbell: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat".::Noah Vanderhoff: What?::Wayne Campbell: Exactly.

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?::Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed to say, "It's OK, I don't mind, I don't mind"? Well, I mind! I mind big time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.::Cassandra: Is that true?::Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.

Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?::Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?::Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.::Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?::Tiny: They suck.::Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

Garth Algar: Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.::Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.::Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?::Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?::Wayne Campbell: If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.::Stacy: Open it.::Wayne Campbell: What is it?::Stacy: It's a gun rack.::Wayne Campbell: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?::Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.::Wayne Campbell: I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

Actors: Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), James Cameron (producer), Robert Patrick (actor), Charles A. Tamburro (actor), Scott Shaw (actor), Linda Hamilton (actress), Joe Morton (actor), Edward Furlong (actor), Xander Berkeley (actor), Dean Norris (actor), Castulo Guerra (actor), Don Lake (actor), Earl Boen (actor), Mario Kassar (producer), Gale Anne Hurd (producer),

Plot: Almost 10 years have passed since the first cyborg called The Terminator tried to kill Sarah Connor and her unborn son, John Connor. John Connor, the future leader of the human resistance, is now a healthy young boy. However another Terminator is sent back through time called the T-1000, which is more advanced and more powerful than its predecessor. The Mission: to kill John Connor when he's still a child. However, Sarah and John do not have to face this threat of a Terminator alone. Another Terminator is also sent back through time. The mission: to protect John and Sarah Connor at all costs. The battle for tomorrow has begun...

Keywords: 13-year-old, 1990s, 2020s, action-hero, altering-history, alternate-history, alternative-history, alternative-reality, alternative-timeline, ambush
Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: It's nothing personal This time he's back...for good! The battle for tomorrow has begun... Get terminated July 3rd Remember the action. Remember the danger. Remember the emotion. Remember the mission. But if you think you've seen it all...look again! (Terminator 2 Special Edition Trailer) If you thought you had seen it all...look again! (Terminator 2 Theatrical Trailer) This time there are two

Quotes:

John Connor: Did you call *moi* a dipshit?

[first lines]::Sarah Connor: [narrating] Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, John Connor, my son. The first Terminator was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before John was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at John himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for John. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

[the Terminator hoists a huge gun and lopsidedly smiles]::John Connor: It's definitely you.

The Terminator: The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.::Sarah Connor: Skynet fights back.::The Terminator: Yes. It launches its missiles against the targets in Russia.::John Connor: Why attack Russia? Aren't they our friends now?::The Terminator: Because Skynet knows the Russian counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.

Sarah Connor: [narrating] Dyson listened while the Terminator laid it all down: Skynet, Judgment Day, the history of things to come. It's not everyday you find out that you're responsible for 3 billion deaths. He took it pretty well.::Miles Dyson: I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

Sarah Connor: How are you supposed to know? Fucking men like you built the hydrogen bomb. Men like you thought it up. You think you're so creative. You don't know what it's like to really create something; to create a life; to feel it growing inside you. All you know how to create is death...::John Connor: Mom.::Sarah Connor: ...and destruction...::John Connor: Mom! We need to be a little more constructive here, okay?

John Connor: No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say "affirmative," or some shit like that. You say "no problemo." And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say "eat me." And if you want to shine them on it's "hasta la vista, baby."::The Terminator: Hasta la vista, baby.::John Connor: Yeah but later, dickwad. And if someone gets upset you say, "chill out"! Or you can do combinations.::The Terminator: Chill out, dickwad.::John Connor: Great! See, you're getting it!::The Terminator: No problemo.

John Connor: We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.::The Terminator: It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.::John Connor: Yeah. Major drag, huh?

John Connor: [the Terminator rips open the steering column of a car to hotwire it, John interrupts, jingling a set of keys before him] Are we learning yet?

[One-armed and battered after confronting the T-1000]::The Terminator: I need a vacation.