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How Do The Germans View Americans? | Berlin

How Do The Germans View Americans? | Berlin

How Do The Germans View Americans? | Berlin
C'mon Americans, all the Germans want is to just see the real you. READ MORE: Subscribe here for more interesting questions: http://bit.ly/149LvLB Follow me on Instagram for my travel adventures: www.instagram.com/yafafly Follow Me on Twitter to stay updated: http://bit.ly/139ailr Like The Yafa Show on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/17D0TlP Get more Relationship Advice: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrqd92cJelkmi2lpzi1RpkH4 Debates between Men and Women: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrCKkzy925Ii5GHJKkpOzH_ Get some more Flirting Tips: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrZvrtX25z6gVyNbVydUHLs Need some Advice on Sex? https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrpHnUzj5PdBtL-xW1zuAkds See more Stereotypes from Around The World: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrLu_BSM8CaFSDKRIzmW8zY Past College Tour videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrXaYb3LC8sCQ9AttRjonLL
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CUTE Things Those Germans Say

CUTE Things Those Germans Say

CUTE Things Those Germans Say
Looking at some of the common "Germanisms" used in the English language. Subscribe for more videos. I put out a new video every Sunday and sometimes other days too :D False Friends video: https://youtu.be/rogkJR2TkUg More fun stuff here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/WantedAdventure Twitter: https://twitter.com/WantedAdventure Google+: https://plus.google.com/+WantedAdventure
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German Documentary | What makes Germans so successful english subtitles

German Documentary | What makes Germans so successful english subtitles

German Documentary | What makes Germans so successful english subtitles
German Documentary | What makes Germans so successful english subtitles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Subscribe my channel NOW ► https://www.youtube.com/docuhdengsubtk4 Like us on Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/Documentaryenglishsubtitles Follow us on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/DocuHDengsub Visit my blog ► http://docuhdengsub.tumblr.com/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Investigating the German work ethic and economy. Just what makes Germans so successful? They work fewer hours, yet they are more productive and their economy is the most successful in Europe. Even David Cameron says we should strive to be more like them. In a bid to discover their secret, Justin and Bee Rowlatt head to the manufacturing city of Nuremberg with two of their children. Under the tuition of advertising expert PJ, whose company has done detailed research into the typical German, they set out to live, work and socialise the German way. Justin starts work in a pencil factory, Bee learns how the German housewife organises the home and they set about saving a portion of their income. Trying to make themselves German involves hard work, fun and some entertaining surprises.
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BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!] | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo

BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!] | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo

BE DEUTSCH! [Achtung! Germans on the rise!] | NEO MAGAZIN ROYALE mit Jan Böhmermann - ZDFneo
English description below Die Welt dreht durch! Europa fühlt sich so schwach, dass es sich von 0,3% Flüchtlingen bedroht sieht, Amerika ist drauf und dran einen Mann zu wählen, bei dem niemand so genau weiß, wer unter dem Toupet die Fäden zieht und als wäre das alles noch nicht schlimm genug, muss man sich nun auch noch ausgerechnet von Deutschland darüber belehren lassen, wie man sich moralisch richtig verhält. Ausgerechnet Deutschland! Die haben noch nicht mal einen Weltkrieg gewonnen! The world is going completely nuts! Europe feels threatened by 0.3% refugees, the USA are about to elect a man, of who no one really knows who is pulling the strings under the toupee and just as if that was not bad enough, Germany of all nations has to disabuse the world of how to behave morally right. I mean GERMANY! They did not even win one single world war in history!
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Easy German 104 - What do Germans think about the USA?

Easy German 104 - What do Germans think about the USA?

Easy German 104 - What do Germans think about the USA?
Learn German with Easy German - Amir from San Diego wants to find out what people in Berlin like about the USA. The answers might come as a surprise! --- Corrections: 1:57: Was ist die (*der) größte Unterschied zwischen Deutschen What is the biggest difference between Germans und Amerikanern? - Schwer zu beantworten. and Americans? - Hard to answer. --- ► BECOME A PATRON OF EASY GERMAN: https://www.patreon.com/easygerman ► SUBSCRIBE TO EASY GERMAN: https://goo.gl/sdP9nz ► THIS EPISODE ON READLANG: http://readlang.com/library/561aafdbedb7bb4453a34be4/scroll/0 ► FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/easygermanvideos ► CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE: http://www.easygerman.org/ ► EASY GERMAN SHOP: http://www.shop.spreadshirt.com/easygerman ► PRODUCED IN COOPERATION WITH: http://www.theglobalexperience.org Easy German/ Easy Languages is an international video project aiming at supporting people worldwide to learn languages through authentic street interviews and expose the street culture of participating partner countries abroad. Episodes are produced in local languages and contain subtitles in both the original language as well as in English. --- Host of this episode: Amir Kauveh Panah Camera: Janusz Hamerski Edit: Janusz Hamerski / Carina Schmid
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‪How Germans View Themselves? (Germans vs. Germans) | Berlin‬

‪How Germans View Themselves? (Germans vs. Germans) | Berlin‬

‪How Germans View Themselves? (Germans vs. Germans) | Berlin‬
When the most brutally honest nation describes the most brutally honest nation. Not one grain of sugar was coated in the making of this video. READ MORE: Beat used in the beginning during voiceover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_Qq1VB6H3g Subscribe here for more interesting questions: http://bit.ly/149LvLB Follow me on Instagram for my travel adventures: www.instagram.com/yafafly Follow Me on Twitter to stay updated: http://bit.ly/139ailr Like The Yafa Show on Facebook: http://on.fb.me/17D0TlP Get more Relationship Advice: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrqd92cJelkmi2lpzi1RpkH4 Debates between Men and Women: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrCKkzy925Ii5GHJKkpOzH_ Get some more Flirting Tips: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrZvrtX25z6gVyNbVydUHLs Need some Advice on Sex? https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrpHnUzj5PdBtL-xW1zuAkds See more Stereotypes from Around The World: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrLu_BSM8CaFSDKRIzmW8zY Past College Tour videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLbyLS1oPNgrrXaYb3LC8sCQ9AttRjonLL
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Things even GERMANS do WRONG in GERMAN

Things even GERMANS do WRONG in GERMAN

Things even GERMANS do WRONG in GERMAN
Hey rabbits! German is a difficult language... so difficult that even GERMANS struggle speaking it correctly. Here is a list of 10 things that even Germans do wrong in German. Have fun and take it easy! :) ***** SUBSCRIBE? http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1-MpIG20o6kzsu1I5SLXpQ FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/donttrusttherabbit TWITTER https://twitter.com/trixirabbit @trixirabbit INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/donttrusttherabbit/ INTRO "Monkey Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/wordpress/2014/02/monkeys-spinning-monkeys/ http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/faq.html MUSIC & SOUNDS „Slow Motion Warp" by CouchMango (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/2036-Slow-Motion-Warp.html http://soundbible.com/about.php VIDEO CUTTING SOFTWARE Adobe Premiere Elements 12
4:12

Things Americans Say... to Germans in the U.S.

Things Americans Say... to Germans in the U.S.

Things Americans Say... to Germans in the U.S.
In case you wondered what it it like to be a German (international student) in the United States. Writer: Jenny Schlueter travelorette@gmail.com http://www.travelorette.wordpress.com Director | Cinematorapher | Editor Major W. Latimer (Major Progress Studios) http://www.majorprogress.net Featuring: Allison Amoré Nathan Messina KiNG O$iRi$ Lenny Lenox Cosmo Sher www.travelorette.wordpress.com http://www.majorprogress.net/
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10 Things Germans Do Better Than Americans

10 Things Germans Do Better Than Americans

10 Things Germans Do Better Than Americans
Here are 10 things Germans do better than Americans. Germany and the US are both pretty cool countries, but that doesn’t mean they’re the same across the board. Here are 10 things Germans do better than Americans. Number 10. Engineering. Much of it comes down to training. Germany’s vocational system continues to thrive and offers learning opportunities that combine practical application and theory. Among the most sought after programs is a 3-year apprenticeship with the multi-industry innovator Siemens. Number 9. Beer Gardens. Makeshift sidewalk cafes are plentiful in the US, but actual expansive, dedicated areas where people can sit in large groups and in some cases even bring their own food are quite rare. In Germany, on the other hand, they’re a regular thing. Number 8. Soccer. As you may know, the 2014 World Cup title went to the German team. It’s expected that their winning streak will continue as the current team has been playing together at various levels for about 10 years, and is now well prepared for world domination. Number 7. College Fees. The typical college graduate in Germany leaves school with no educational debt. As of October 2014, every public higher learning institution in the country is tuition-free, even for students from abroad. Number 6. Trains. Sure, Amtrack will get you from one US locale to another, but it’s going to take a while. Thanks to high-speed rail, Germans can travel from city to city in a fraction of the time. The typical train moves at around 180 miles per hour, but express services with fewer stops are available should the regular pace not be quite quick enough. Number 5. Sundays. It’s a serious day of rest for just about everybody, including people who work in retail. By law, stores in most areas remain closed all day long. There are a few exceptions, but those shopping places are primarily in airports and train stations. Number 4. Paid Vacation. Employers in Germany are required to not only give workers a minimum of 24 days off a year, they have to pay them for the time away. There are no such mandates in the US, and 25% of the American workforce doesn’t even get one. Number 3. Healthcare. In addition to healthcare coverage in Europe being generally more comprehensive, the prices of procedures are often significantly lower. For example, in 2007 numbers, a hip replacement performed in Germany cost roughly half of what it did in the US. Number 2. Castles. One of the greatest things about countries that were architecturally active during medieval times are the amazing castles we see today. Often perched high on mountaintops, their presence lends a fairy-tale feel to the countryside. Number 1. Driving. Considering many stretches of the Autobahn have no speed limit and analysis shows that fast driving results in more accidents, one would expect Germans to be involved way more fatal crashes than Americans. Yet, they’re not. In 2012 Germany had less than half the number the US did. What’s your favorite thing about Germany?
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Muslim Migrants Call Germans Disgusting

Muslim Migrants Call Germans Disgusting

Muslim Migrants Call Germans Disgusting
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Germany vs Austria: Christop Waltz on the difference between Austrians and Germans

Germany vs Austria: Christop Waltz on the difference between Austrians and Germans

Germany vs Austria: Christop Waltz on the difference between Austrians and Germans
Hollywood actor Christop Waltz, star of Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds and Django Unchained, explains the difference between Austrians and Germans. Although the interview is slightly tongue-in-cheek, Waltz is well qualified to make the comparison. He was born in Vienna, the product of a German-born father, Johannes Waltz, and Austrian-born mother, Elisabeth Urbancic, who were set and costume designers. As for St Martin Chalets, we love both Austrians AND Germans. We have many visitors from both countries every year, and we would find it very difficult to make a comparison. Honest! :) You can read about St Martin Chalets Austrian holiday resort here: http://holidaystoaustria.com/ oder, in Deutsch, hier: http://stmartinchalets.at Subscribe to the St Martin Chalets blog: http://www.holidaystoaustria.com/blog/ Like us on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/stmartinchalets.at Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/stmartinchalets Follow us on Google+ https://plus.google.com/b/118060411641472001586/118060411641472001586/posts St Martin Chalets aim to offer the best self catering holidays in Austria by doing something a little bit different. As well as providing all kinds of free services for guests - from mountain guiding to pre-holiday shopping - the managers live on site, making sure everyone has everything they need from morning to night. [Video source: http://teamcoco.com]
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Why Do GERMANS speak AMERICAN ENGLISH?

Why Do GERMANS speak AMERICAN ENGLISH?

Why Do GERMANS speak AMERICAN ENGLISH?
Hey rabbits! Since I started with English YouTube videos I received a lot of comments about my English accent being American. Which made me think, because I learned British English at school and mostly worked with people from Great Britain - so how did I end up speaking like that? Here are my 3 theories! Have fun! :) ***** SUBSCRIBE? http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1-MpIG20o6kzsu1I5SLXpQ FACEBOOK https://www.facebook.com/donttrusttherabbit TWITTER https://twitter.com/trixirabbit @trixirabbit INSTAGRAM https://instagram.com/donttrusttherabbit/ INTRO "Monkey Spinning Monkeys" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/wordpress/2014/02/monkeys-spinning-monkeys/ http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/faq.html MUSIC & SOUNDS „Slow Motion Warp" by CouchMango (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/2036-Slow-Motion-Warp.html http://soundbible.com/about.php „Strong Punch" by Mike Koenig (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/1773-Strong-Punch.html http://soundbible.com/about.php „Magic Wand Noise" by Mike Koenig (soundbible.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://soundbible.com/474-Magic-Wand-Noise.html http://soundbible.com/about.php VIDEO CUTTING SOFTWARE Adobe Premiere Elements 12
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What Countries Germans Hate, How I Learned English And More | Q&A; #1 | Get Germanized

What Countries Germans Hate, How I Learned English And More | Q&A; #1 | Get Germanized

What Countries Germans Hate, How I Learned English And More | Q&A; #1 | Get Germanized
What countries do we Germans hate? How did I learn English? You'll get answers to these and more questions in the first episode of the Get Germanized Q&A;! Kick back, soak up the information and Get Germanized! :) ----------------------------------------- Register with italki and learn languages fast: http://promos.italki.com/get-germanized ----------------------------------------- Subscribe here: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=MeisterLehnsherr Take a look at the main channel here: https://www.youtube.com/user/MeisterLehnsherr And also check out my gaming channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/GetGermanizedGaming ----------------------------------------- Support Get Germanized ----------------------------------------- Become a patron: http://www.patreon.com/GetGermanized Donate on Paypal: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted;_button_id=TBDVYFDHDTKS6 Check out a great collection of German (e)books, audio books, music and movies at my Amazon store: http://astore.amazon.de/httpwwwyou037-21 or shop with my support link on Amazon: http://www.amazon.de/?tag=httpwwwyou037-21 Grab some merch! It'll make you look geil! http://www.cafepress.com/meisterlehnsherr http://meisterlehnsherr.spreadshirt.de/ ----------------------------------------- Channel description ----------------------------------------- Learn German, get to know Germany and German culture and have fun doing so! My videos are directed at native English speakers that want to learn about my country, its language and culture online for free! Put your dictionary and grammar books away and start studying with me instead! My channel covers everything from beginners to expert lessons and even though I'm not a professional teacher you'll find that Get Germanized takes on a fresh approach and that looking at things from a different perspective can be key to making progress fast! I'm a native speaker and started this channel to improve my English language skills but by now our community has grown into something that will help you reach your goals in no time and entertain you while doing so! New videos every Wednesday, Friday and Sunday! Get ready and let's learn Deutsch together! Viel Erfolg and don't forget to Get Germanized! ----------------------------------------- For a more interactive approach check out my lessons on curious.com: https://curious.com/learngerman ----------------------------------------- If you want to send me something (pretty much anything) you can do so at: Dominik Hannekum 48827313 Packstation 109 Weher Straße 38-42 32369 Rahden Germany ----------------------------------------- Find me on ----------------------------------------- Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/GetGermanized Twitter: http://twitter.com/Vuko Google+: https://plus.google.com/u/0/b/100518787731795523819/+MeisterLehnsherr Tumblr: http://meisterlehnsherr.tumblr.com/ Instagram: http://instagram.com/meisterlehnsherr VK: http://vk.com/id189410330 Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/MLehnsherr SnapChat: GetGermanized ----------------------------------------- Background music by Josh Woodward: http://www.joshwoodward.com/?yt#/
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History of the Germans

History of the Germans

History of the Germans
The history of all German states from the creation of East Francia in 843 CE to modern times. Music: Fantasy Medieval Music - Falls of Glory Pirates of the Caribbean - One Last Shot Epic Score - Waiting for Gods Phoenix Music - Glory and Honour

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Sitting on the bog in foreign parts, looking round for
anything to wipe my arse,
There's a second hand curry splattered round the rim,
And red and black scrapings from an Arab's foreskin
You can't drink the water, you've got to boil it
All the women smell of Egyptian toilets
There's a shitty clogged-up copper pipe sticking out of
the bowl
Hosepipes, flies, foreign smells, no fucking toilet
roll.
It was a cheap package holiday with a guarantee-
You'll pass nothing solid 'til you're back in
Macclesfield
They warned me not to eat the food, and everything's in
litres
But they didn't say a word about a million sausage
eaters.
Squareheads in the pubs, Jerries on the streets,
Krauts in the bars, Erics on the beach
Got to do something fast to clear away this shit,
I'll have to wipe my bottom on a passing Fritz.
Oi! Adolf! Shut your fucking trap
Take your Merc and piss off back with your holiday
schnapps (snaps)
Oi! Adolf! Stop pushing in the queue,
Try pushing into Poland and we'll beat you black and
blue
I'm an Englishman abroad and my ringpiece is a mess
My foot's wedged against the door to keep out the S.S.
This foreign khasi stinks of daygo turds that missed
the bowl
There's Huns outside, slapping thighs and wearing
lederhosen.
I hope these German bastards have the runs as bad as
I'll fight them on the beaches to defend my lavatory
I'm shouting: 'Fuck off, Herman, who won the fucking
war?'
The fuckers pushed their gaspipes under my bog door.
Oi! Adolf! Nineteen sixty six!
I provide the gas in here, fuck off back to Auschwitz
Oi! Adolf! Fuck off back to Belsen
I'm not a yid, I'm on the bog, annex something else,
son.
Oi! Adolf! You talking to me?
How come all you krauts can speak German fluently?
Oi! Adolf! Nineteen forty five!

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Police Summoned When Texas Eighth-Grader Tries To Buy Lunch With $2 Bill

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The money was confiscated and school officials accused the girl of using counterfeit money. The girl says police told her she was in “big trouble” after responding to the counterfeit money claims and began questioning the student. The grandmother, Sharon Kay Joseph, says she was contacted by the school about the $2 bill and she said she had received the bill from a local convenience store ... The story, however, doesn’t end there ... The U.S....

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US magazine names British star in media gag over 'sex with prostitute'

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A famous British actor who won an injunction to prevent claims that he slept with a prostitute from being published has been named in the US. The married star allegedly paid for sex with Helen Wood, the former escort who once claimed she had an affair with England footballer Wayne Rooney while his wife Coleen was pregnant with their first child. Share Go To ... The actor's name was also circulated on social media ... He said ... " ... ....

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Expert: Advances In Driverless Cars Will Cause Increase In Sex While Driving

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Technology keeps marching on and with new advances – such as the Google/Fiat partnership to bring the driverless car to the mass market – Canadian officials are worried driverless cars will lead to a greater increase in sex while in those cars, according to experts at the Canadian Automated Vehicles Centre of Excellence (CAVCE) and reported by Raw Story....

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A man holds a handful of 5 Billion Zimbabwean dollar notes, in Harare, Friday, June, 12, 2015.

Zimbabwe To Print Own Version Of US Dollar

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Zimbabwe is set to print its own version of the US dollar in order to ease a cash shortage in the country. Central bank governor John Mangudya said the cash, known as bond notes, will be backed by $200m (£140m) support from the Africa Export-Import Bank ...   ... ....

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Emergency Declared As Fire Burns Canada Oil Town

Edit USA Today 05 May 2016

Alberta declared a state of emergency Wednesday as crews frantically held back wind-whipped wildfires that had already torched 1,600 homes and other buildings in Canada's main oil sands city of Fort McMurray, forcing over 80,000 residents to flee. (.   . ... ....

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Most male Germans will be drunk today for no particular reason

Edit The Independent 05 May 2016

It is widely known that Germans love their beer ... Today, alcohol-related traffic accidents likely will multiply by three as virtually all male Germans will get jointly drunk ... The tradition always coincides with the Christian Feast of the Ascension of Jesus — but Germans have a very particular understanding of how to celebrate being a father, it seems ... The goal for many German men today, it appears, is to get too drunk too walk....

€5.5bn German insurance cover for Iran plans coming

Edit Press TV 05 May 2016

Javadi has been quoted by the media as saying that he has realized in a meeting with the German deputy Economy Minister Uwe Beckmeyer this week that the country’s officials hope the issue of providing insurance for Iran investment plans will be resolved within the next few weeks. . This, he said, is necessary for encouraging German ......

Doppelgänger envy

Edit The Economist 05 May 2016

AS THE flood of refugees who arrived in Germany last year has tapered to a trickle, scholars have begun to examine the challenges the migrant crisis poses to German identity ... German fears of Middle Eastern migrants’ sexual behaviour....

La cobertura de los medios de la Conferencia sobre Noviolencia y Paz Justa (Pax Christi International)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

Hoffnung auf einen gerechten Frieden, from Radio Vatikan (German) Mauern und Zäune niederreißen, from Tagespost (German) Papstbotschaft. Nur Dialog überwindet derzeitigen Weltkrieg, Radio Vatikan (German) Einsatz für 'echten Frieden', domradio.de (German) Vatikan ... Hoffnung auf einen gerechten Frieden, from gloria.tv (German) Scheitert das Konzept des 'Gerechten Kriegs'?, from katholisch.de (German)....

Schmaltz participates in spring events in Nevada, Oklahoma; publishes recent articles (Northwestern Oklahoma State University)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

Twenty-First-Century Reflections on the German from Russia Diaspora in North America,' on a panel as part of the Rural and Agricultural Studies Section at the Western Social Science Association Annual Conference held in Reno, Nevada ... Music of the Germans from Russia,' at the Golden Spread Chapter of the American Historical Society of Germans from Russia at the Senior Citizen Center in Shattuck, Oklahoma....

Justus Dreyling (AICGS - American Institute For Contemporary German Studies)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

AICGS - American Institute For Contemporary German Studies) ... He holds a master's degree from Freie Universität Berlin and was a DAAD Visiting Junior Researcher at the BMW Center for German and European Studies at Georgetown University in 2013 ... Made possible by the support of German Academic Exchange Service ......

Annual meeting of the Asian Development Bank Forging ahead with climate change mitigation worldwide (German Federal Chancellor)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

German Federal Chancellor) ... The German government, in its capacity as host of the Annual Meeting is providing impetus for sustainable policy on the part of the ADB, and advocating a socially and environmentally sustainable path to development in Asia ... In the 'Frankfurt Declaration' the Asian Development Bank (ADB) and the German government have agreed to cooperate more closely on climate action and vocational education and training....

Good People review: Nir Baram's detailed and panoramic historical novel

Edit Sydney Morning Herald 05 May 2016

Among the plaudits from Israeli, German, Italian and Spanish reviewers, one comment from the highly respected Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung made me scratch my head ... Good People is set in Germany, the USSR and Poland during 1938-1941, the years of the Russo-German non-aggression pact. Its main characters are a German advertising guru and a young Jewish woman, the daughter of a dissident Leningrad family....

German Twp. medics train to provide care during active shootings

Edit Springfield News-Sun 05 May 2016

Some Clark County first responders want to get patients medical treatment sooner in the event of an active shooter situation. The Clark County Sheriff’s Office and German Twp ... “We have to change the way we do things because more and more people are dying from active shooters,” German Twp. Fire and EMS Chief Tim Holman said ... German Twp ... A dozen paramedics with German Twp ... ....

Cricket booming in Germany

Edit Sporting Life 05 May 2016

Ever since, the German Cricket Federation (DCB) has been flooded with enquiries about where it is possible to play the game ... Thanks to donations from existing German clubs of bats, balls and cricket clothing, including 35 boxes sent by the Lord's Taverners, the UK's leading youth cricket charity, the DCB has recently sent out its 400th box of supplies to help new clubs....

Germany is sending the 'Sharia police' to trial

Edit Stars and Stripes 05 May 2016

In September 2014, a group of young Germans donned orange safety vests emblazoned with "Sharia police" and took their puritanical view of Islam to the streets of Wuppertal. For several nights, they accosted patrons of the western German city's nightclubs and casinos and handed out leaflets extolling the virtues of Sharia law....

German ambassador to US to speak at Rice’s Baker Institute May 11 (Rice University)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

German ambassador to US to speak at Rice's Baker Institute May 11 ... Peter Wittig, German ambassador to the U.S ... matters, having previously served as director-general for United Nations and Global Issues at the German Foreign Office in Berlin. Wittig joined the German Foreign Service in 1982 ... Original documenthttp.//news.rice.edu/2016/05/05/german-ambassador-to-us-to-speak-at-rices-baker-institute-may-11/....

German Finance Minister writes banks letter to expand cooperation with Iran (Ministry of Economic Affairs and Finance of the Islamic Republic of Iran)

Edit Public Technologies 05 May 2016

Deputy Minister of Economic Affairs and Energy of the Federal Republic of Germany says the German Economy Minister wrote a letter to the countrys banks to expand cooperation with Iranian banks ... The main problem in developing bilateral relations was financial and banking limitations which was resolved upon the implementation of JCPOA, the German Deputy Minister said....

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