Eclair, Jenny Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Blackpool: Big Night Out

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Royal History of Pop

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen TV's Biggest Blockbusters

  2012, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Jennifer Saunders: Laughing at the 90s

  2011, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Are You Having a Laugh? TV and Disability

  2010, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Grumpy Old New Year

  2006, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Girl in the Red Dress

  2005, role: actress , character name: The Girl in the Red Dress
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief: Red Nose Night Live 05

  2005, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Grumpy Old Women at Christmas

  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

  2003, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen 50 Greatest Magic Tricks

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Real Tony Blackburn

  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Real Tony Blackburn

  2002, role: actress , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen A Place in France

  2002, role: actress , character name: Narrator
• Play in Full Screen There's Only One Madonna

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Frank Skinner on Frank Skinner

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Can We Carry On, Girls?

  2001, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Private Function

  1999, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen In the House with Cleopatra and Friends

  1998, role: actress
• Play in Full Screen Jenny Eclair Squats

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Pick 'n' Mix

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen The Comedy Network

  1997, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Who Learns Wins

  1995, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Play in Full Screen Sid the Sexist

  1992, role: actress , character name: Cilla Black
• Play in Full Screen The Famous Compere's Police Dog

  1990, role: actress , character name: Herself

Famous quotes by Jenny Eclair:

"I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content."

"I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face."

"I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice."

"I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at."

"Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable."

"As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking."

"I love fashion, but I don't come from a background of loving clothes, and I remember feeling badly dressed from a young age."

"I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation."

"I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers."

"I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'"

"I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise."

"My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are."

"If I do go to the beach there have to be certain rules: it can't be a pebbly beach, there has to be some shade and there has to be a beach bar. I don't want to go off the beaten track."

"I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager."

"I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards."

"I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet."

"The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena."

"A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke."

"I am not sure gender ever won't be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects."

"I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart."