Hazleton

Gypsy 83 (2001)

Actors: Karen Black (actress), John Doe (actor), Sara Rue (actress), Annette Davey (editor), Kathleen Beall (miscellaneous crew), Kathleen Beall (miscellaneous crew), Kett Turton (actor), Paulo Costanzo (actor), Tess Smalley (miscellaneous crew), Todd Stephens (producer), Kitty Boots (costume designer), Todd Stephens (director), Todd Stephens (writer), Todd Stephens (writer), Heather Litteer (actress),

Plot: Two young misfits head for New York City to celebrate their idol and muse, Stevie Nicks, at The Night of 1,000 Stevies. Along the road, in order for them to escape their painful pasts, they must discover their strengths and learn self-acceptance.

Keywords: amish, busty, buxom-heroine, coming-of-age, father-daughter-relationship, female-nudity, gay-interest, gay-kiss, gay-lead-character, gay-sex
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Some of us were never meant to fit in.

Quotes:

Gypsy: [to Clive] I want the world to hear my voice, you know. I want them to write my lyrics on their AOL profiles just like they do Stevie. And when my CD comes out, I want all these assholes to line up at the fucking mall and kiss my ass one sound-scan at a time.

Woman: Excuese me. May I ask you a question? Do you think it's appropriate to dance in a graveyard?::Clive: Don't you think that we should dance while we can?::Woman: I think you should have more respect for the dead and especially for yourself.::Gypsy: Excuse me?::Woman: I didn't want to mention this, but you could be a very pretty girl, but that [points at Gypsy's cleavage bearing ensemble] would be inappropriate for any young lady. Especially for someone your size.::Gypsy: Look, Granny, I am a pretty girl, ok? Big is beautiful. Haven't you heard? And for the record, I don't give a flying fuck or a rolling rimjob what you or anyone else thinks of me. You're dismissed.

Clive: I don't think I ever want to have sex.::Gypsy: Mm-hmm::Clive: I'm serious.::Gypsy: Ok.::Clive: I just want someone to kiss, with big, soft, delicious lips. He'd have to smother me in old-school romance. I mean, candles and incense, Moët and Chandon, but only in a deserted castle in the south of France.::Gypsy: [releases pent-up laughter] Oh my god. You are so much more of a girl than I am.

Clive: Sex just seems so... messy.::Gypsy: Oh, no, no. Sex can be awesome. Not that I would remember, but...::Clive: Maybe you and I should try.::Gypsy: Yeah, well, I think I'm past my wayward-sex fag-hag test-fuck phase... but thanks for the offer. It's just "been there, done that."::Clive: At least I'd know for sure.::Gypsy: Honey, you're a queer, with a capital "Q."::Clive: Ok, you know what? Some of us don't care to be defined by our sexuality.::Gypsy: Ok, sorry. Can I ask you a question?::Clive: What?::Gypsy: Are you gay?::Clive: Yes! But I don't have anything in common with those people. I mean, like I give a rat's ass about Judy Garland or... Stonewall! [Gypsy laughs] Being queer is a very small part of me.::Gypsy: Yeah, whatever.

The Runaway (1963)

Actors: Stuart Saunders (actor), Arnold Bell (actor), Tony Quinn (actor), Denis Shaw (actor), Greta Gynt (actress), Ian Wilson (actor), Howard Lang (actor), Michael Trubshawe (actor), Wilfred Burns (composer), Paul Williamson (actor), Bill Luckwell (producer), Norman Cohen (editor), Anthony Pendrell (actor), John Dearth (actor), John Watson (actor),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,

The Night Riders (1939)

Actors: Bob Card (actor), Yakima Canutt (actor), Ray Corrigan (actor), Dick Dickinson (actor), Art Dillard (actor), Allan Cavan (actor), Curley Dresden (actor), Elmer (actor), Olin Francis (actor), Jack Hendricks (actor), Jack Ingram (actor), Jack Kirk (actor), Ethan Laidlaw (actor), Tom London (actor), Cactus Mack (actor),

Plot: Talbot uses a phony land grant to rule thirteen million acres, taxing everyone heavily and evicting those who won't pay. The Three Mesquiteers becomes mysterious "night riders" to fight this evil.

Keywords: assassination, blackjack-game, cattle, chase, deception, execution, firing-squad, fistfight, forgery, gunfire
Genres: History, Western,
Taglines: SENTINEL OF THE PLAINS! (original ad - all caps) Three game guys unite to quell the most daring land-grant swindle in the history of the old West. MASKED RIDERS...SWING INTO ACTION AGAINST FAKERS! (original ad - all caps)

Quotes:

[the outlaws are shooting through the windows of the building where the townsmen have holed up]::1st Townsman: Well, they're askin' for it!::2nd Townsman: Yeah. Let's give 'em an answer.::[the townsmen return fire]