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-"
HELLO,
THIS IS A
BIG HI AND A SINCERE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM YOURS TRULY,
RINGO STARR.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY CHRISTMAS,
HAPPY EASTER, HAPPY AUTUMN.
HAPPY MICKLEMUS, EVRYBODY,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, EVRYBODY TO YOU.
ID LIKE TO
WISH EVRYBODY HAPPY CHRISTMAS
THIS YEAR OF
1968 GOING
ON 69.
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR,
ALL THE
BEST TO YOU FROM HERE.
AH - HAAA !
ID LIKE TO WISH EVRYBODY
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
FROM THERE TO HERE,
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YEAR,
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY NEW YEAR.
WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM
I GO
BACK TO THE
TOP OF THE
SLIDE,
WHERE I
STOP AND I
TURN AND I GO FOR A
RIDE
TILL I GET TO THE BOTTOM AND I SEE YOU AGAIN.
-"
ONCE UPON A
TIME, THERE WERE TWO BALLOONS CALLED
JOCK AND YONO. THEY WERE STRICTLY IN
LOVE, BOUND TO HAPPEN
IN A MILLION YEARS. THEY WERE TOGETHER
MAN. UNFORTUNATE
TIMETABLE, THEY SEEMED TO HAVE PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE WHICH
KEPT
CALLING THEM ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. YOU
KNOW HOW IT IS.
BUT THEY BATTLED ON AGAINST OVERWHELMING ODDITIES,
INCLUDING SOME OF THEIR
BEAST FRIENDS. BEING IN LOVE,
THEY CLUNG TOGETHER EVEN MORE MAN. BUT SOME OF THE
POISONOUS MONSTERS OUTDATED
BOSS - LORDY
APE CLAWS DID
STICK SLIGHTLY, AND THEY OCCASIONALLY HAD TO RESORT TO
THE
DRY CLEANERS. LUCKILY, THIS DID NOT
KILL THEM AND
THEY WERENT BANNED
FORM THE OLYMPIC
GAMES. THEY LIVED
HOPEFULLY
EVER AFTER AND WHO COULD
BLAME THEM ?"
-"WELL, HERE WE ARE AGAIN, ANOTHER
FAB CHRISTMAS. CHRISTMAS
TIME IS HERE AGAIN. AINT BEEN
AROUND SINCE LAST YEAR.
AND
WED LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY, ALL THE WAY FROM
AMERICA, TO
SAY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO YOU OUR FAITHFUL,
BELOVED
FANS ALL OVER THE
WORLD WHO HAVE MADE OUR
LIFE
WORTH LIVING. AND OVER HERE I HAVE
MR. MALCOLM EVANS WHO
THROUGH THICK AND THIN WOULD SURELY LIKE TO SAY A
WORD
OF GREETING AT THIS FESTIVE OCCASION."
-"MERRY CHRISTMAS CHILDREN EVERYWHERE."
-"AT THE
FIRST STROKE, IT WILL BE
..."
-"
.. RINGO STARR.
THANK YOU !
-"
GOOD EVENING."
-"HELLO ME
DEAR. I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE COMING."
-"IM NOT SURPRISED."
-"WELL,
I AM ! CERTAINLY AM !"
-"I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SO MYSELF."
-"WELL, IF YOU
ASK ME, I
THINK ITS
INSANE."
-"OCCASIONALLY."
-"
YES, ME, TOO.
TWICE A
WEEK SOMETIMES."
-"FOURTEEN AND SIX."
-"NINETEEN AND FIVE TO
SAVE ME IF YOU
DONT MIND."
-"YES, I KNOW."
-"DONT YOU SAY YES TO ME ! IM TELLING YOU !"
-"THIS IS A PRIVATE
LINE, YOU KNOW."
-"PRIVATE LINE ?
IVE BEEN ON THIS LINE FOR TWO YEARS."
-"WELL, ITS MY PROUD PLEASURE TONIGHT TO INTRODUCE ONE OF
THE MOST VERSATILE PERFORMERS IN OUR CAREER. AND
HES
COME ALL THE WAY FROM STOKELY CARMICHELS -ON-SEA.
AND I
HOPE YOURE GOING TO LIKE HIM.
LETS GIVE HIM A
BIG
HAND ...
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAPPY CHRISTMAS,
HAPPY EASTER, HAPPY AUTUMN,
HAPPY MICKLEMUS, EVRYBODY,
HAPPY CHRISTMAS, EVRYBODY TO YOU.
-"ONCE UPON A POOL TABLE THERE LIVED A SHORT-HAIRED
BUTCHERS
BOY BY THE WAY OF OSTERGARD. IT
COMES IN
SENTENCEPOOLARARROWIC AIRPORT HER FATHER WAS IN A
LONG STORY
CUT SHORT IN THE MIDDLE OF
HIS LIFE SENTENCE.
WERE INDEBTED TO THE COLLOQUIAL OFFICE FOR ITS IMMEDIATE
DISPOSAL OF HER HONORWITZ, INCLUDING, I MIGHT
ADD,
HOC VIRTALLO A
TOTEM. ON THE OTHER HANDBAG, I
MEAN TO SAY
LAMOURE NE SOOME TU JOURE REALISTIC, STRICTLY
SPEAKING.
FOR THIS FILM IS ABOUT AN
HOURGLASS HOUSEBOAT. THE FULL
MEANING OF
WINCHESTER CATHEDRAL DEFIES DESCRIPTION. THEIR
LOSS WAS OUR GAINSBOROUGH
NIL.
THE SOUND OF A MANSERVANTILE DEFECTIVELY LASTING BARRED
UP IN A LOVE-DIZZY GAR-DI-DELL TIME. HOW
CLOSE CAN YOU
GETTYSBURG AND EVER UNDERLY COUNCIL YA ORIGINALLY A
BIRDBATH FEELING..."
-"CUT !"
-"WE HAVE A
SPECIAL GUEST HERE THIS EVENING, MR.
TINY
TIM. ID LIKE TO ASK HIM TO SAY A
FEW WORDS."
-"OH, HELLO TO YOU
NICE BEATLES. AH, ITS SO WONDERFUL,
WHAT A THRILL IT IS TALKING HERE. AH, IN MR. HARRISONS
PRESENCE, MR. WEISS PRESENCE, AND ALL HIS NICE WONDERFUL
FRIENDS. AND
THE THING IS, I JUST WANNA SAY
MERRY
CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL. AND, AH, A HAPPY NEW YEAR."
-"THANK YOU, TINY. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
SING US A LITTLE SONG ?"
-"AH, ID LOVE TO. HERES A SONG I DID IN 1966 IN FRONT OF
MISS JILL FOR THE FIRST TIME. AND I DID THIS IN ALBERT
HALL, AND WHAT A THRILL IT WAS, AH, TO DO THIS THEN, AND
NOW ... EXACTLY THE WAY I DID IT THEN."
HES A,
OOH,
REAL NOWHERE MAN,
LIVING IN HIS NOWHERE
LAND,
MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE
PLANS FOR NOBODY.
HASNT GOT A POINT OF
VIEW,
KNOWS NOT WHERE HES GOING TO,
ISNT HE A
BIT LIKE YOU AND ME ?
NOWHERE MAN, (yes ?) DONT WORRY,
TAKE YOUR TIME, DONT HURRY,
NOWHERE MAN, THE WORLDS AT YOUR
COMMAND, OOH.
HES A,
HUH HUH, REAL NOWHERE MAN,
LIVING IN HIS NOWHERE LAND,
MAKING ALL HIS NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY, OOH, OOH.
-"THANK YOU, TINY. THANK YOU AND
GOD BLESS YOU, TINY."
-"GOD BLESS YOU ALL. OH, GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
- published: 19 Dec 2008
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