Long Way from the West (2010)

Actors: Steve McTigue (actor), Theo Hogben (writer), Theo Hogben (producer), Ed Fairweather (producer), Ben North (writer), Ed Fairweather (writer), Ben North (director), James D. Pearson (editor), Matthew Jones (actor), Matthew Jones (actor), Rhys Jones (actor), Rhys Jones (actor), James D. Pearson (writer), Marcus Hendry (actor), Jon Ryan (writer),

Genres: Drama, Short,

Stone & Ed (2008)

Actors: Cliff De Young (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor), Michael S. Patterson (composer), Dave Sheridan (actor), Maureen McCormick (actress), Jacqueline Saint Anne (costume designer), Mircea Monroe (actress), Ken Davitian (actor), Bob Rumnock (actor), Jullian Dulce Vida (actor), Stephen Spinella (actor), Dan Southworth (actor), Tawny Amber Young (actress), Susan Buliavac (miscellaneous crew), Steven Brand (actor),

Plot: It's just another hazy morning for Stone & Ed until they unwittingly discover that they aren't actually brothers so they set out on a quest for the truth-they encounter a beautiful blonde in handcuffs, get tangled up with the largest Mexican drug dealer, and the sloppiest spooks the CIA has ever trained, along with a cast of zany characters all after the same thing...getting Stone & Ed.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, stoned
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Life Is Better When You're Stone & Ed.

Quotes:

Man In Hat: You look like someone famous... Cheech Marin.::Moustache: Who?::Man In Hat: Burt Reynolds.::Moustache: Burt Reynolds?::Man In Hat: Yeah, Yeah... Burt Reynolds.::Moustache: Burt Reynolds! Really?::Man In Hat: Yeah, Burt Reynolds.::Moustache: Get the fuck out! I Love Burt Reynolds! Did you see Smokey and the Bandit part one?::Man In Hat: No.

Delta Pi (1984)

Actors: Ruth Gordon (actress), Tantala Ray (actress), Tom Wright (actor), Rebecca Forstadt (actress), Eddie Deezen (actor), Steve Brodie (actor), Robert Phillips (actor), Katherine Dover (costume designer), Jimmy Lennon Sr. (actor), Steve Smith (actor), Dee Booher (actress), Ken Norton (actor), Leonard Shapiro (producer), Garth Shaw (actor), Kevin Brodie (producer),

Plot: The Delta Pi sorority is a sort of female Animal House. Constantly strapped for cash, they agree to travel to Las Vegas to participate in a mud-wrestling competition. Of course, this results in many hi-jinks, some even involving their octogenarian house mother.

Keywords: buxom, college, independent-film, mud-wrestling, wrestling
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: These girls go all the way!

Bronco Billy (1980)

Actors: George Wendt (actor), William Prince (actor), Scatman Crothers (actor), Walter Barnes (actor), Hank Worden (actor), Bill McKinney (actor), Lloyd Nelson (actor), Chuck Hicks (actor), Robert F. Hoy (actor), Clint Eastwood (actor), Merle Haggard (actor), Geoffrey Lewis (actor), Woodrow Parfrey (actor), Joel Cox (editor), Clint Eastwood (director),

Plot: Bronco Billy McCoy is the proud owner of a small traveling Wild West show. But the business isn't doing too well: for the past six months he hasn't paid his employees. At a gas station he picks up Antoinette, a stuck-up blonde from a rich family, who was left behind without a penny by her husband on their wedding night. Billy likes her looks and hires her as his assistant. She seems to bring them bad luck and the business gets even worse. In these hard times she loses her reluctance and starts to like her new way of life... and Bronco Billy.

Keywords: accidental-fire, action-hero, actor, americana, attempted-rape, backstage, bank-robbery, bar, bar-brawl, bar-fight
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: The most outrageous of 'em all. His latest, His fastest, His funniest! There Never Was A Show Quite Like This One.

Quotes:

Dr. Canterbury, Head of Sanatorium: Billy, my considered diagnosis is that you have the worst ailment known to man - no money!

Antoinette Lilly: Good morning!::Lefty LeBow: What's so good about it?::Antoinette Lilly: Smell that fresh morning air! Look at the blue sky above!::Lefty LeBow: Have you been drinkin' some of Doc's Snakebite?

Bronco Billy McCoy: Now look! I don't take kindly to kids playin' hooky from school. I think every kid in America ought to go to school... at least up to the eighth grade.::Young kid: We don't go to school today, Bronco Billy. It's Saturday!

Bronco Billy McCoy: Killin's too good for you!

Antoinette Lilly: But why do I hate him so?::Lorraine Running Water: The Apaches have a word for that... it's called love.

Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?::Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.::Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?::Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.::Antoinette Lilly: What happened?::Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.::Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?::Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.::Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?::Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!

Lorraine Running Water: He's like all men... a big kid in a man's body.

Antoinette Lilly: Are you for real?::Bronco Billy McCoy: I'm who I want to be.

Bronco Billy McCoy: Go ahead, let the tears fall in the beer.::Antoinette Lilly: I'm not crying!::Bronco Billy McCoy: There's nothing wrong with cryin'.::Antoinette Lilly: The smoke in here is hurting my eyes!

Lorraine Running Water: Do you understand what Bronco Billy and the wild west show are all about? You can be anything you want. All you have to do is go out and become it!