London Fields (2014)

Actors: Billy Bob Thornton (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Chris Hanley (producer), Phillip L. Rosen (miscellaneous crew), Jim Sturgess (actor), Amber Heard (actress), Joshua Benedetti (miscellaneous crew), Laurie Borg (producer), Mark Birmingham (producer), Lizzie Pritchard (miscellaneous crew), Roberta Hanley (writer), David Guy Levy (producer), James Player (miscellaneous crew), Sam Englebardt (producer), Peter Winstanley (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Crime, Mystery, Thriller,

Nick and the Ne'er-Do-Wells (2012)

Actors: Kelsey Hockmuller (writer), Kelsey Hockmuller (director), Kelsey Hockmuller (editor), Zoe Dahmen (producer), Zoe Dahmen (director), Chaille Stidham (actress), Zoe Dahmen (writer), Sarah Thrash (actress), Ed Pope (actor), Ken Rogers (producer), Connor Barr (actor), Richard Morris (composer), Chase Grammer (actor), Liam Dolan-Henderson (actor), Claire Seaman (actress),

Plot: Nick Christenson was comfortable being a nobody until his longtime crush rejected him. Suddenly aware of his invisibility, Nick decides to gain notoriety by pulling off the best senior prank ever. Joining forces with his best friend, Sky, and a motley crew of quirky troublemakers, Nick prepares for adventure but finds himself at the center of a web of lies and conspiracies.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Family,

Age Is Just a Word (2011)

Actors: Brett Donowho (producer), Victoria Lea Rudd (director), Victoria Lea Rudd (writer), Brian Wessel (editor), Robbie Mahrou (producer), Bruce Markoe (producer), Paul Hendison (producer), Marcus Porus (actor), Roy Taylor (actor), Bob Weigand (actor), Kitti Askew (actress), Trudy Boim (actress), Doris Burke (actress), Irene Clifford (actress), Lois Lindsey (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Youth is a state of mind.

Innocent When You Dream (2010)

Actors: Mani Bakhshpour (editor), Mani Bakhshpour (composer), Mani Bakhshpour (director), Mani Bakhshpour (producer), Mani Bakhshpour (producer), Mani Bakhshpour (writer), Mani Bakhshpour (writer), Teo Yoo (actor), Jan-Zane Bogicevic (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Loaded (2007)

Actors: Mike Tristano (miscellaneous crew), Ron Jeremy (actor), Joel Bryant (actor), Angela Trimbur (actress), Raymond T. Williams (actor), Joel King (actor), Sterling Beaumon (actor), David Boller (actor), Nathan Wilson (actor), Erick Gosse (producer), Erick Gosse (writer), Erick Gosse (actor), Sean Naughton (actor), Erick Gosse (producer), Shawn Savage (actor),

Plot: Jason Boyer is a loose-cannon special agent brought in by a narcotics task force to bring down De La Cruz crime family lieutenant Bobby Leoni. A rising star in the criminal underworld, Leoni excels at drug trafficking, a skill offset only by his weakness for the fairer sex, most notably the trophy wife of his crime lord boss, Nick De La Cruz.

Genres: Action, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Sometimes, revenge becomes your life's destiny. Law, Love, Loyalty... Nothing's that simple.

The Half Life of Timofey Berezin (2006)

Actors: Oana Paunescu (costume designer), Vlad Paunescu (producer), Steven Soderbergh (producer), Steven Berkoff (actor), George Clooney (producer), Peter Berg (producer), Radha Mitchell (actress), Guy J. Louthan (producer), Constantin Barbulescu (actor), Nikolaj Lie Kaas (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Armyan Bernstein (producer), Derren Nesbitt (actor), Christina Hwang (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer M. Byrne (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: In Russia, the technician and family man Timofey is exposed to 1,000 REMs (Roentgen Equivalent Man) of radiation in the nuclear facility where he works. The facility director hides the level of exposure from Timofey and tries to force him to assume the blame for the accident and puts Timofey on unpaid leave. Aware that the exposure is lethal and feeling the sickness of radiation, Timofey steals 100 mg of plutonium and heads to Moscow expecting to sell it on the black market for US$ 30,000.00 to give to his wife Marina and his seven year-old son Tolya. Meanwhile, the small-time criminal Shiv and the gangsters Vlad and Yegor need to pay US$ 6,000.00 to the powerful mobster Starkov in 72 hours. When Shiv meets Timofey trying to sell the Pu-239, he sees the chance to pay his debts and make some money. But he is incompetent and gets in trouble with powerful mobsters.

Keywords: black-market, character-name-in-title, dog-hit-by-a-car, plutonium, post-soviet-russia, prostitute-mother, radiation-poisoning, russia, terminal-illness
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: His family's future depends on one unstable element.

Quotes:

Timofey: [voiceover] Light is a particle and a wave. This is hard to understand how a thing can be two things at once; but a woman is also both a particle and a wave. She's a wave when you see her reach down to pull a shell from the sea, and you feel her beauty pass through you like electrical current. She's a particle when her hair brushes your face, and her hands push into yours. And a child is also a particle and a wave. He is a wave the sound of his pain shoots through and twists you away from yourself. And he is a particle when a doctor hands you a baby; a small mirror. Women, children and light can be two things at once; a particle, a wave. They ricochet off the hard surfaces and illuminate the corners. Without them it would be far darker.

Timofey: [voiceover] An element loses a particle and becomes unstable. A chain reaction is set in motion. Pulsing waves of desperation in every direction. Perhaps the lost part is clarity or hope. In the fallout, the man-made elements appear- isotopes of fear and anger that cannot be handled safely or buried in the ground. They take the shape of a mushroom cloud started above a desert, that circles the globe and shadows us all.

Tusk: That is what you need to be able to see in the world now: a Baskin-Robbins of pussy. That is capitalism.

Timofey: You read too much.::Marina: I thought that's why you liked me.::Timofey: I never said I liked you. I said I loved you.::Marina: When did you say that?::Timofey: Before I ever knew your name. First day I saw you at the institute. I tried to say it with my eyes. On the day I married you in Tuvula and every day since. Just sometimes I said it to myself.

Timofey: [voiceover] The hands on the clock are waving goodbye. It was my grandfather's watch. The dial was painted by hand in America during Word War I. The brides of soldiers seated at long tables dutifully making luminous little sixes and eights to help keep the world free. The eights were particularly hard to make; so the women sucked on the tips of the paintbrushes to bring them to a fine point. One by one, their mouths began to fill with cancer. The radium-based paint they had swallowed bombarded their brains and bones with alpha and beta particles. The women who painted the watch faces sued the US Radium Corporation of West Orange, New Jersey. Had the trial been at night, the breath they used to say goodbye to the world would have glowed like moonlit fog. They were given ten thousand dollars for their lives.

Timofey: [voiceover] I have been thinking about what hurts more: the jar or the pins. And I think I can tell you that it is not the pins. Because the monarch in the jar is already dead when it comes to the pins. At some point things stop hurting; and from inside the jar, with eyes that see in all directions, maybe it is possible to look into the future, well beyond the pins, to where the compass in your head tells you that you need to go.

Shiv: You know who wore hat like this?::Andrei: No.::Shiv: Jesse James.::Andrei: Jesse James! [mimicking pistols with hands]::Shiv: Jesse James. He wore hat just like this. He only stole from rich people, so he really wasn't a thief. He'd go into a rough place like Chicago or Brooklyn and do business.::Andrei: Like you?::Shiv: [nodding] The CIA chased him for years. Whenever Jesse Jackson needed a car he stole one.::Andrei: Jesse James?::Shiv: What did I say?::Andrei: Reggie Jackson.::Shiv: Jesse Jackson! He could've been the president of the United States but they don't respect the black man so he went underground.::Andrei: Was he who did sports like Michael Jordan?::Shiv: Michael Jackson! Michael, Reggie, Jesse... and two other brothers: the Jackson Five. The most powerful family in America. Hey, what bill is Andrew Jackson on?::Andrei: Twenty!::Shiv: Twenty! Hey. Respect the Jacksons.

Shiv: The fuck is that? Oh boy. Alright, if you're interested in some kind of man-love, there's a Romanian gymnast in lobby who bites pillow.

Shiv: I need to see the shit.::Timofey: You don't understand.::Shiv: Fuck you! Let me see it! I want to see it!::Timofey: Are you aware of the radiological effects on living organisms? Protons cut through your DNA rewriting your genetic code. The instructions for teeth become the recipe for cancer. Your marrow dies inside your bones taking with it your immune system. The next coughing person will become an infection, the smoke from your cigarette becomes lethal as a bullet. A thousandth of a gram can change a life.::Shiv: Okay, I'll put the cigarette out.::Timofey: There is a right way to open this canister, no fewer than twenty wrong ways. Open it the wrong way and the material spills out. It costs thirty thousand dollars to learn the right way.

Timofey: [voiceover] Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium. They came from space; found their way here by comet and meteorite. No child ever wished this from a star. Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Chernobyl. Problems with half-lives forty-thousand years long. Half a life. Time takes half of us away and comes back later for the rest. We are children and then we are parents. We are long division. Slowly we decay into memory.

Dykaren (2000)

Actors: Stefan Sauk (writer), Klaus Maria Brandauer (actor), Tomas Eskilsson (producer), Aleksandr Domogarov (actor), Stefan Sauk (writer), Tomas von Brömssen (actor), Alexander Skarsgård (actor), Keve Hjelm (actor), Leif Andrée (actor), Jarmo Mäkinen (actor), Bjørn Floberg (actor), Stefan Sauk (actor), Petter J. Borgli (producer), Jon Øigarden (actor), Randall Meyers (composer),

Plot: In the repercussions of a big robbery the loot shall be taken to a Baltic country to Sweden by the Russian Mafia's female courier. She, however, doesn't know that the robbers had planned to lock her up in the boat, sink it and take care of the loot themselves. The woman manages to save herself from the sinking boat. A Swedish fisherman picks her up and together they suddenly find themselves escaping from two rival criminal gangs. They are from widely different worlds, but now their lives are linked together more and more.

Keywords: breasts, diver, female-nudity, fisherman, russian-mafia, sex-scene
Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: En thriller av Erik Gustavson

Musik, Musik - da wackelt die Penne (1970)

Actors: Elisabeth Stiepl (actress), Arnfried Heyne (editor), Franz Antel (director), Jacques Herlin (actor), Hans Kraus (actor), Paul Löwinger (actor), Gunther Philipp (actor), Ilja Richter (actor), Karl Spiehs (producer), Margot Mahler (actress), Rudolf Schündler (actor), Siegfried Schürenberg (actor), Gerhard Heinz (composer), Kurt Nachmann (writer), Chris Roberts (actor),

Plot: Ausgerechnet Siggi, der Sohn des Bildungsministers, ist durchs Abitur gerasselt. Anstatt mit seinen musikbegeisterten Freunden weiter an ihrem selbstkomponierten Jazz-Musical zu arbeiten, soll er während der Sommerferien in einem Internat für die Reifeprüfung büffeln. Freundin Inge hat den rettenden Einfall: Die ganze Clique zieht einfach nach Schloß Seeburg am Traunsee, wo ihr verständnisvoller Onkel Emmanuel ein privates Jungen-Internat leitet. Bald geht es hoch her im Schloß. Doch Dr. Wimmer, der persönliche Referent des Bildungsministers, macht der neuartigen Methode "Lernen mit Musik" rasch ein Ende und zaubert zwei Pauker der alten Schule aus dem Ärmel: die Geografie-Lehrerin Dr. Schickedanz und den Sportlehrer Stich. Außerdem übernimmt er die Leitung des Internats und setzt Onkel Emmanuel ab. Doch Wimmer hat nicht mit dem Widerstand und dem Einfallsreichtum seiner Schüler gerechnet, die den drei verknöcherten Paukern das Leben mit ihren Streichen bald zur Hölle machen...

Keywords: german-humor, repetition-in-title, school, spoof
Genres: Comedy, Musical,