The Simpsons: Access All Areas (2010)

Actors: Harry Shearer (actor), Harry Shearer (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), James L. Brooks (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Simon Cowell (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Ricky Gervais (actor), Elliott Gould (actor), Matt Groening (actor), Tony Hawk (actor), Hugh M. Hefner (actor), Edward Asner (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), Harry Shearer (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

The Simpsons Ride (2008)

Actors: Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Hank Azaria (actor),

Plot: Springfield's theme park Krustyland, run by Krusty the Clown, is opening it's newest roller coaster, the upsy-downsy spins-aroundsy teen-operated thrill ride is opening, and in this simulator ride, you're going to be the first to ride it, along with the Simpsons family! However, Sideshow Bob has escaped from prison and has taken over the park, and soon you're on a wild adventure crashing through the Krusty's attractions, with Sideshow Bob doing anything to destroy you.

Keywords: theme-park-attraction
Genres: Animation, Short,

Quotes:

Krusty the Clown: Well, that's our ride. [''He sees a red button''] Hey, what does this do? [''Krusty pushes the button, and the ride vehicle vibrates''] A-Ha Ha! A-Ha Ha!

Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey! Good news, the line's almost over! Only 45 more minutes! Just kidding, I don't know how long it is.

Sideshow Bob: You've foiled my plans for the last time!::Bart Simpson: You soiled your pants for the last time?

Ralph Wiggum: I'm a baby bird!

The Simpsons Movie (2007)

Actors: Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor), Hank Azaria (actor),

Plot: Homer adopts a pig who's run away from Krusty Burger after Krusty tried to have him slaughtered, naming the pig "Spider Pig." At the same time, the lake is protected after the audience sink the barge Green Day are on with garbage after they mention the environment. Meanwhile, Spider Pig's waste has filled up a silo in just 2 days, apparently with Homer's help. Homer can't get to the dump quickly so dumps the silo in the lake, polluting it. Russ Cargill, the villainous boss of the EPA, gives Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 options, forcing him to choose 4 (which is, unfortunately, to destroy Springfield) and putting a dome over Springfield to prevent evacuation. Homer, however, has escaped, along with his family. Can he stop the evil Cargill from annihilating his home town, and his family, who have been forced to return to Springfield?

Keywords: 12-step-program, 2d-animation, actor-playing-himself, actor-playing-multiple-roles, actress-playing-male-role, adult-animation, adult-humor, alaska, alcoholics-anonymous, altered-version-of-studio-logo
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy,
Taglines: See our family. And feel better about yours. For years, lines have been drawn...and then colored in yellow.

Quotes:

[Homer is whipping the dogs pulling his sled]::Homer Simpson: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs jump over a cliff] Jump! Jump!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs land on the other side] Land! Land!::Homer Simpson: [still whipping the dogs as they take a breather] Rest! Rest!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs pull the sled again] Run! Run!::Homer Simpson: [Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles] Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...::Homer Simpson: [the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream in pain] AGH! Not my whipping arm!::Homer Simpson: [the dogs leave Homer stranded] Why does everything I whip leave me?

Bart Simpson: I want a father who's the same in the morning as he is at night. Oh... what's that word...::Todd Flanders, Rod Flanders: Consistency?::Bart Simpson: Thanks losers.

Homer Simpson: I'll let you hold the bomb...::Bart Simpson: The man knows me!

Ned Flanders: Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful...::Ned Flanders: [screams]::Ned Flanders: PENIS!::Rod Flanders, Todd Flanders: [devoutly]... bountiful penis.::Todd Flanders: Amen.

Homer Simpson: We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!

Ned Flanders: Look at that, you can see the four states that border Springfield: Ohio, Nevada, Maine, and Kentucky!::Bart Simpson: Oh yeah.

Homer Simpson: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Homer Simpson: [while choking Bart for laughing at him] I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!

Tom Hanks: This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.

Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.::Homer Simpson: I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!::Carl: No we won't. We just want Homer!::Homer Simpson: Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!::Grampa: I'm part of the mob!

50 Greatest TV Animals (2003)

Actors: William Conrad (actor), Andy Devine (actor), David Arquette (actor), Eddie Albert (actor), Donald Crisp (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), William Boyd (actor), Pat Buttram (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), George Cleveland (actor), Chuck Connors (actor), Buddy Ebsen (actor),

Genres: Documentary,

The Surrogate (1984)

Actors: John Dunning (producer), Art Hindle (actor), Shannon Tweed (actress), Don Carmody (producer), Jackie Burroughs (actress), Vlasta Vrana (actor), Carole Laure (actress), Michael Ironside (actor), Gary Reineke (actor), Ron Lea (actor), Dean Hagopian (actor), Sam Stone (actor), Michael Rudder (actor), Don Carmody (writer), André Link (producer),

Plot: Frank and Lee have marital problems: he's been impotent for 18 months, she alternates between sympathy and criticism. His temper gets the best of him, so he's seeing a psychotherapist who finds the anger and the impotence related. She recommends that Frank and Lee hire a mysterious European woman to lead them through fantasies intended to unlock passion and help them heal. At the same time this is going on, the police are investigating a series of stabbings: as corpses pile up, we wonder if Frank's temper may be behind this; or perhaps it's Eric, a cross-dressing neighbor and friend of Lee's; it may even be the European woman, who keeps popping up with new fantasies.

Keywords: blood, bondage, city, death, dominatrix, erotica, homosexuality, incest, independent-film, perversion
Genres: Thriller,
Taglines: Her treatment can be deadly.