Jackie Mason

'Jackie Mason' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Mason, Jackie Filmography

• Play in Full Screen When Jews Were Funny

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Just Say No

  2011, role: actor , character name: Jenna
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Goldberg Private Dick

  2011, role: actor , character name: Jackie Goldberg
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Goldberg Private Dick

  2011, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen One Angry Man

  2010, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen One Angry Man

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Troopathon 2009: Honor Their Service

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest
• Play in Full Screen What Blows Up Must Come Down!

  2008, role: actor , character name: Mordechai Mouse
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason: The Ultimate Jew

  2008, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Chabad: To Life Telethon

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Mr. Laughs: A Look Behind the Curtain

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason: The Ultimate Jew

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Aug 11th Concert for the Brooklyn Wall of Remembrance & Tribute Walk

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Last Laugh

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 50 Greatest Comedy Films

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Comedians' Comedian

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen A Cantor's Tale

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Bruce Forsyth's Comedy Heroes

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen ITV 50 Greatest Shows

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Wisconsin Born & Bred: The Entertainers

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #63
• Play in Full Screen Funny Already: A History of Jewish Comedy

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason: A Night at the Opera

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Very Best of 'Have I Got News for You'

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Royal Variety Performance 2001

  2001, role: actor , character name: Performer
• Play in Full Screen Kids Are Punny

  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Kids Are Punny

  1998, role: actor , character name: Voice
• Play in Full Screen The Royal Variety Performance

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason at the London Palladium

  1996, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason at the National Press Club

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason in Israel

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason at the London Palladium

  1996, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason at the National Press Club

  1996, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason in Israel

  1996, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason: An Equal Opportunity Offender

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Who Makes You Laugh?

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Ed Sullivan All-Star Comedy Special

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen But... Seriously

  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Fallen Champ: The Untold Story of Mike Tyson

  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason on Campus

  1992, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Jackie Mason Show

  1992, role: actor , character name: Host
• Play in Full Screen Jackie Mason on Campus

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Very Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 45th Annual Tony Awards

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Jackie Mason

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 3rd Annual American Comedy Awards

  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 30th Annual Grammy Awards

  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The World According to Me

  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself

Mason, Jackie Filmography

• Play in Full Screen When Comedy Went to School

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jackie Mason:

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."

"It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life."

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."

"Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it."

"The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business."

"We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait,"

"[After taking a critical hit in his first non-solo musical venture on Broadway with the short-lived Laughing Room Only, Mason noted the return to his roots.] I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, ... I am writing new jokes every day and soon Ill be telling them every night. Just me... one Jew talking and that's it."

"By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions?"

"Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -- even if they wanted to be one?"

"I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know what he's talking about."

"My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies."

"My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me."

"I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times."

"If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck."

"I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to."

"I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win the Iowa caucus and then the whole picture changes ten minutes later. The same thing can happen again after New Hampshire. I have no idea what's going to happen with our country in the future."

"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something."

"I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs."

"Predictions are preposterous."