Kung Fu and Titties (2013)

Actors: Raine Brown (actress), Shawn C. Phillips (actor), Bronson Pinchot (actor), John Archer Lundgren (producer), John Archer Lundgren (actor), Randy Molnar (writer), Randy Molnar (producer), Bettina Skye (actress), Joseph McConnell (writer), Seregon O'Dassey (actress), Joseph McConnell (director), Kevin Kolack (producer), Kevin Kolack (actor), Dan Truman (actor), Stanislav Shkilnyi (actor),

Plot: Richard Titties, an out-of-shape martial arts wannabe, is shot into an alternate dimension after his girlfriend Cynthia is kidnapped. Her captors are a group of tittie obsessed madmen led by Zeefros, the master of the supernatural realm. Zeefros kidnaps women for the sole purpose of seeing their titties. Richard joins up with his sister Raine Brown, a Gorilla and a gaggle of other strange characters, in order to save his girlfriend. He must search inside, overcome his futile martial arts skills, and find the kung fu fighter within if he is to save himself and all those that dwell in the alternate world.

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: If you don't already want to see this movie....you're probably gay. The only thing this movie needs is some good Chinese take-out. It's not porn. It's just great. This movie is WAY better than The Postman with Kevin Kostner... and there's a helluva lot of titties

Quotes:

Thug #3: Sir, you're destroying yourself. It's way too much refined sugar for you.

Richard Titties: Who the hell carries around packages of bologna in their bag?::Marv: You'll find out when you're my age.

Richard Titties: We could take these guys, you're a fighter, let's go!::Gorilla: That's just it, I'm a good fighter, you're not!

Thug #3: I don't know what an onion is, and I've never heard of this seasoning you speak of. Is that a type of woman?::Zeefros: You are the stupidest person in the world. How is it that you do not know what an onion is?::Thug #3: All I do is stand around here, fight people and bring you cups of grape juice. I'm sorry.

Electric Blue Heaven (2012)

Actors: Matt Hill (producer), Stephen Hill (producer), Peter Hill (producer), Joe Guglielmino (producer), Joe Guglielmino (director), Joe Guglielmino (writer), Gary Valentine (producer), George Manzanilla (editor), Dion Aguis (actor), Seth Pulford (producer), Chas Smith (writer), Kelley Meidroth (producer), Phil Bravo (miscellaneous crew), Svetlana (actress), Anna (actress),

Genres: Fantasy, Short, Sport,

Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths (2010)

Actors: Andrea Romano (actress), Kari Wuhrer (actress), Andrea Romano (actress), Bruce W. Timm (actor), Mark Harmon (actor), Bruce W. Timm (actor), James Woods (actor), William Baldwin (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Jim Meskimen (actor), Jim Meskimen (actor), Bruce Davison (actor), Carlos Alazraqui (actor), Chris Noth (actor), Kari Wuhrer (actress),

Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: When Justice meets its match, worlds collide.

Quotes:

Lex Luthor: What are you waiting for? Hurry.::The Jester: It's time to get serious, Lex.::Lex Luthor: No, we can make it together. We can do this.::The Jester: Get your shiny bald head out of here. It's hurting my eyes.

Batman: All right, Flash. Beginning test run.::Flash: I don't know, Batman. This is pretty radical. You're absolutely sure it works?::Batman: Pretty sure.::Flash: Pretty sure? That isn't...::[Batman teleports Flash aboard new headquarters]::Flash: ...good enough.::Batman: Teleporter's online.::Flash: Are you crazy? Is he crazy? How could he use that thing on me if the wasn't sure?::J'onn J'onzz: He was joking.::Flash: Yeah, how can you tell?::Wonder Woman: You really think he would risk your life if he wasn't sure?::Flash: Well, maybe. I mean, I don't think he likes me very much.::J'onn J'onzz: I don't think he likes anyone very much.

Lex Luthor: [police have him surrounded] No need to make a scene. I want you to call the Justice League for me.::Police Officer: Or else?::Lex Luthor: Oh, I don't know. I'll destroy the world? Is that sufficient?

Flash: How are we supposed to get inside again?::Lex Luthor: Multi-frequency band, encryption analyzer-replicator pack.::Flash: Some of us don't speak Star Trek.::Lex Luthor: Think of it as a fancy garage-door opener.

[Flash bumps into the invisible plane]::Wonder Woman: Mind your head.::Flash: I can't believe you kept that thing.::Wonder Woman: Spoils of war. I like it.::Flash: What do you need a plane for anyway? You can fly.::Green Lantern: You drive a car.::Flash: That is *so* not the point.

Superman: I owe you an apology about this mission. You were right.::Batman: We were both right.::Superman: Still, more help around here wouldn't be a bad idea.::Batman: I'm glad you agree. I've been thinking about a membership drive.

Lex Luthor: Ultraman, I know you can hear me. Bring your arrogant ass out here or we'll come in and get you.

The Jester: What can I say?::[Angelique stabs him, pinning him to the wall]::The Jester: Okay, okay. I'm done to my last joke, anyway. But this one will kill you.::[sets off detonator killing himself with Angelique and J'edd J'arkus]

Model Citizen: You don't wanna fight me. You wanna help me.::Flash: I don't wanna fight you, I want...::[snaps out of her control]::Flash: Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick.::Model Citizen: This is not like the Jedi mind trick.::Flash: This is not like the Jedi mind trick.

Owlman: Luthor's new Justice League is not to be underestimated.::Power Ring: Neither will we. They'll fold.::Ultraman: Or we'll fold them. Just like everybody else who gets in our way.

Superman/Batman: Public Enemies (2009)

Actors: Andrea Romano (actress), Jennifer Hale (actress), Alan Oppenheimer (actor), CCH Pounder (actress), Bruce W. Timm (actor), Jennifer Hale (actress), Corey Burton (actor), Xander Berkeley (actor), Tim Daly (actor), Corey Burton (actor), Brian George (actor), LeVar Burton (actor), Clancy Brown (actor), John C. McGinley (actor), Andrea Romano (actress),

Genres: Action, Animation, Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Lex Luthor: [to Superman] I can't think of a morning I haven't woken up with the thought of strangling you. That sanctimonious image of yours fooled everyone except me. Because I know evil.

Lex Luthor: You can't touch me. We're on American soil now. And I am the president.::Superman: Consider yourself impeached.

Batman: You're going to go and meet with him, aren't you?::Superman: You know me too well. I can't just stand back and do nothing.::Batman: Well, when it all goes south, don't count on me to save you.::Superman: I won't. I know you pretty well too.

Batman: The kryptonite is near your heart. I don't know if I'll get it before the wound closes.::Superman: Where's The Flash when you need him?::Batman: Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor.::Superman: Do us both a favor and buy one.

Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?::Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?

Superman: Mongul wasn't his usual talkative self.::Batman: And Grundy sounded like William F. Buckley.

Batman: I suppose it's useless to tell you to leave.::Superman: I wouldn't miss this for anything.::Batman: Your funeral.::Superman: Already had one.

Superman: It doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to know you should stay down.::Superman: Tell me something, Captain Marvel. Would Solomon have gone to work for Lex Luthor?

Captain Marvel: [to Superman] You know, you've never been any good against magic. And magic's what I'm all about.

Toyman: [referring to rocket] Oh, one other thing. Back when I designed it, I was way into hero worship.::Superman: You are absolutely sure this is going to work?::Toyman: Does Power Girl have big...?::Batman: Just feed it the numbers, kid.

Underground Street Flippers (2009)

Actors: David Rountree (actor), Allen Maldonado (composer), Allen Maldonado (editor), Allen Maldonado (producer), Allen Maldonado (actor), Allen Maldonado (writer), Allen Maldonado (director), Kiko Ellsworth (actor), Cisco Reyes (actor), Logan O'Troy (actor), Dana Fares (actress), Leon C. Carswell (actor), Monica Mallet (producer), Richie Chance (actor), Melvin Payne Jr. (actor),

Plot: 'Underground Street Flippers' is the journey of Daren who has been accepted into college but was denied his scholarship. Determined to fund his education, Daren begins searching for a job only to discover a secret society of corner sign twirlers. Daren proves to be quite a skilled flipper until he goes head-to-head with the only thing standing between him and winning his tuition; none other than the 'greatest sign flipper of all time'.

Genres: Comedy, Short,
Taglines: "Once you've street flipped you never go back"

Black Lightning (2008)

Actors: Nick Sanford (director), Nick Sanford (actor), Nick Sanford (writer), Nick Sanford (composer), Nick Sanford (producer), Nick Sanford (editor), Steven Patchin (actor), Steven Patchin (producer), Mike Gasper (actor), Mike Gasper (actor), Mike Gasper (producer), Emily Coker (actress), Nicholas Toscani (actor), Blake Bratcher (actor), Dalton Stuart (actor),

Plot: Black Lightning is recruited as an undercover cop to infiltrate Ricky Rodriguez, also known as 'The Mexecutioner', and find out where a major drug deal is about to happen. Meanwhile, Twist Jackson, a past nemesis of Black's, treks across the state in pursuit of him with his own agenda.

Keywords: blaxploitation, character-name-in-title, color-in-title, drug-dealer, exploitation, serial-killer, undercover-cop
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: He never strikes twice... Because once is enough! Can You Dig It?

Quotes:

Twist Jackson: You know what I like about a sloppy joe? It's not the onions or the Worcester sauce or even that little bit of soda they mix in there. It's not about the dried honey, mustard or honey mustard. It's the fact that you can sit there and think about the last twenty-four hours and what you've accomplished and not worry about the negative. You ever seen "The Big Lebowski"? It's like that. I could have a nuclear warhead shoved up my ass and I wouldn't give a damn, all because of this little sandwich.

Agent McCall: Push! Push it you pansy! My wife push harder during pregnancy and we had some big kids! This ain't BK! You sure as hell can't have it your way!::Agent Bracher: What the hell is going on in here? Ya'll look like a bunch of firemen!::Agent McCall: Just, uh, TPS reports, police work, catching child molesters. Big child molesters.::Agent Dexter: You hear we got the Rodriguez case?::Agent Bracher: Well, that's unfortunate.::Agent Dexter: Why's that?::Agent Bracher: No good, decent cop is going to take Rodriguez down and live to tell about it, ya hear me?::Agent McCall: What? I KILLED HOFFA! HELL YEAH WE'RE GONNA GET RODRIGUEZ! I BEAT PRESIDENT BUSH'S ASS! I SHOT BUNDY'S COALITION DOWN! ED GEIN'S COALITION! JOHN WAYNE GACY!... You want some coffee? I think it's Colombian.

Agent Bracher: I got to go out on patrol. See you gents later.::Agent McCall: Hope you die, Bracher. In front of a school bus loaded with children.