(The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 5 May, 14:53, 18 replies)
We're on glue this week. One word challenge. Photoshop it, animate it or have a Blue Peter moment and make something with it. It's up to you.
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Phil Collins has updated his album covers to show his current aged, grumpy face. Lets take inspiration from the old git and make all the other album art appeal to the elderly.
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"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.
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Prince is dead. Lets give him a proper Bt3a send off.
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Parents seem to think whatever their little angels create is a work of art, but clearly it's utter rubbish. So spend a week improving kids paintings and scribbles. Animate them, make a photo-realistic version, or get your own kids to come up with a b3ta meme.
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One word challenge, banana the heck out of things for a week
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It's a wide open one this week. Add an animal to whatever you want, a photo, a song title, a scene from the Bible, whatever. Just as long as it give us a chuckle.
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We're pitting the best against the best this week, the scurviest salty seadogs versus the silent shadowy assassins. Depict them in the ultimate battle for supremacy, or just doodle your favourite. Then we'll count up which is the most popular and settle it like nerds.
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We're putting on our zoology blouses and doing our best David Attenborough impressions this week, as we take a trek through the world of made up animal facts.
Lie through your teeth and illustrate the result.
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'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.
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Turn famous works of art into video games, or classic video games into art. Space invade Mona Lisa and hang Mario in the Louvre.
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Make something in a cartoon invisible with hilarious consequences. It worked for those Garfield strips a while back, maybe you can find some more comedy gold.
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Hullo tapirs, guffs Richard McBeef off the internet. One of my brother's friends once cycled from one side of London to the other to get some free lightbulbs from a condemned building, a 6-hour round trip. Tell us about the meanest, stingiest penny-pinching you've witnessed.
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Glue
We're on glue this week. One word challenge. Photoshop it, animate it or have a Blue Peter moment and make something with it. It's up to you.
The generation game
"Touch my bum, this is life", glowers Richard "Interw3bz" McBeef. I was recently asked "What colour was your hair?", which made me feel well old. Tell us about moments when you realised you were knocking on a bit. Conversely, perhaps you are a sprightly young whippersnapper who is exasperated by the older folks: do tell.
Nonce or Babysitter
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The Singing Kitten
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.
What's new pussycat
We have taken the stupidest pictures of cats on the Internet and created a fantastic new game. It tests the power of your memory by showing you pictures of cats, and asking you which one you haven't seen. TIP: Be Zen. Relax and trust your instinct.
B3ta Gift Guide
Still stuck for gift ideas? Why not give a loved one a a special b3ta moment...
Tim Hunkin
Cartoonist, inventor, and TV presenter Tim Hunkin is a very clever fellow. We wanted to get a glimpse inside his brain, but settled for tracking him down and asking a bunch of questions instead.
