Vespasian (2009)

Actors: Charles Brenner (editor), Charles Brenner (producer), Charles Brenner (director), Charles Brenner (writer), Fred Galvan (actor), Fred Galvan (producer), Luis D. Moreno (actor), Jobe Brenner (editor), Rachel Saldana (costume designer), Rachel Saldana (actress), Laya Hernandez (actress), Jorge Rodriguez (actor), Christina Abigail Garcia (actress), Bobby Ponce (actor), Selay Canales (actress),

Plot: Vespasian, Guardian of the Book of Death and the gates of the underworld, turns Hell upside down when he decides that a young suicide didn't deserve to enter, and crosses the plains of Limbo to guide her safely to Heaven while being persued by Satan's top two vigilante demons.

Genres: Action, Sci-Fi, Short,

Spy Hard (1996)

Actors: Robert Guillaume (actor), Andy Griffith (actor), Charles Durning (actor), Michael Berryman (actor), Elya Baskin (actor), Brad Garrett (actor), Bruce Gray (actor), Curtis Armstrong (actor), Ray Charles (actor), Carl Ciarfalio (actor), Erik Betts (actor), Eddie Deezen (actor), Barry Bostwick (actor), Robert Culp (actor), Matthew James Gulbranson (actor),

Plot: General Rancor is threatening to destroy the world with a missile he is hiding at his secret base. But to complete his goal, he needs a special computer chip, invented by the scientist Prof. Ukrinsky. Special Agent Dick Steele is assigned to the case, in order to prevent the worst. He teams up with Ukrinsky's daughter Veronique, who happens to be a KGB agent.

Keywords: 1990s, amazing-grace-hymn, axe, bikini-girl, bond-girl, cameo, catfight, chained-to-wall, child-abuse, comic-hero
Genres: Action, Comedy,
Taglines: All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence. The Laughs Start Soon!

Quotes:

[Two thugs are dragging McCluckey up some stairs, hitting his head on every step]::Thug: That's for Getting Even With Dad. And that's for My Girl. And that's for My Girl 2.::McCluckey: I wasn't even in My Girl 2!::Both Thugs: We don't care!

Coleman: Good God! He must be stopped!::General Rancor: Dick Steele couldn't stop me fifteen years ago, and all the Dicks you got won't stop me now!::Coleman: Well, apparently he hasn't, uh, seen the size of some of our newer members!

Bus Driver: [driving the bus] Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.

[about to infiltrate Kikiree Island]::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there.::Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Operator, get me Washington.::Operator: George?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: D.C.

Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: Have a nice flight, and I wish you adieus::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Thank you, but I am quite satisfied with the do I have.

Agent Steve Bishop: Sir, we have intercepted a disturbing video on the rock of gabraltar.::The Director: Well, what is it?::Agent Steve Bishop: It's this really big rock sticking out of the water on the south coast of Spain.

Kabul: Do you have lighter?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I only use matches.::Kabul: Does your mother know you smoke?::Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: Yes. But I don't inhale.::Kabul: Kabul::[Steele gives him puzzled look]::Kabul: I'm Kabul

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: [to Rancor] I'd shake your hand, but I don't know where it landed

Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer with a Gnab silencer. That's KGB. You prefer an H&K; over an A.K. Your surveillance technique is NSA. Your ID is CIA. You received your Ph.D. at NYU. Traded in your GTO for a BMV. You listen to CDs by R.E.M. and STP. And you'd like to see J.F.K. in his BVDs, getting down with O.P.P. And you probably put the toilet paper back on the roll with the paper on the inside.

Crusher Joe (1989)

Actors: Yoshiko Sakakibara (actress), Daisuke Gôri (actor), Ikuya Sawaki (actor), Noriko Ohara (actress), Masako Katsuki (actress), Kenji Utsumi (actor), Shaun O'Rourke (actor), Kiyoshi Kobayashi (actor), Jim Clark (actor), Kiyoyuki Yanada (actor), Issei Futamata (actor), Patt Noday (actor), Masashi Ebara (actor), Iemasa Kayumi (actor), Mikio Terashima (actor),

Genres: Action, Animation, Sci-Fi,

El león enamorado (1979)

Actors: Fernando Trueba (director), Luis Manuel del Valle (actor), Antonio Resines (actor), Antonio Resines (producer), Fernando Trueba (producer), Óscar Ladoire (actor), Luis Manuel del Valle (editor), Fernando Trueba (writer), Eugenia Cuesta (miscellaneous crew), Aesop (writer), Stanley Burda (writer),

Plot: Based on a "Letter to the Director" published at spanish daily "El Pais" on March, 8th, 1979 and signed by Stanley Burda. Based on Esopus'fable "The lion in love" and on Stanley Burda's letter about a Sikh who falls in love with a woman who doen't like his beard.

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Die rätselhafte Zwölf (1921)

Actors: Ernst Dernburg (actor), Oscar Marion (actor), Fritz Beckmann (actor), Friedrich Berger (actor), Dary Holm (actress), Rose Lichtenstein (actress), Martin Hartwig (director), Alfred Schmasow (actor), Paul Voissel (actor), Hanns Grütters (writer),

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