[Boffin] #5 Detektor lži
VideoOdpověď- Jak připojit BOFFIN do pc?
Boffin 750 S:1 EP:1
[Boffin] #0 Úvod
Boffin 100
Ruud Boffin | 2013/2014 Sezonunda yaptığı kurtarışlar.
Ruud Boffin Highlights
Minimal Boffin. Jardin d'Acclimation
BBC Micro game Boffin
The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier
Minimal Boffin. Ubik
[Tutorial-reklama]Boffin 500-FM Rádio
Professor Boffin on Britain's Got More Talent
Minimal Boffin - V-Code
Plot
When Martha's boyfriend Alex dies after an argument, she's left grief-stricken and pondering whether if they'd started afresh, the relationship could have worked out differently. A few days later, she's woken from a deep sleep by a late-night TV documentary and gets the chance to find out the answer to that very question.
Plot
The children of Ballydowse and Carrickdowse engage in battles where they cut of the buttons, shoe-laces, belts and braces of their captured opponents. This is to get the boys in trouble with their parents. They go to battle in mass groups of dozens, wilding sticks and catapults and cutting off their opponents buttons etc. Once they go to battle completely naked. In one such scene about 30 naked boys are chasing boys from the other village to the lake only to find some girls waiting for them and they get very embarrassed.
Keywords: based-on-novel, boy, button, child-nudity, dressing, foreign-language-adaptation, fox, friend, graffiti, helicopter
Most wars last years. This one has to be over by dinner.
Fergus: Tell them all what they get if they mess with the boys from Ballydowse.
Riley: And all the stuff, when we get it, where will we put it?::Fergus: In our HQ.::Little Con: What's an HQ?
Riley: Long live the King.::Boffin: It's the Queen now, it is, you moron.::Riley: Then God save the Queen.
Little Con: Make him eat horse crap.
Little Con: Maybe he hasnt told them yet.::Tich: He'd have to, he didnt have any clothes on.
Tim: What happened?::Fishy: Geronimo. He said I looked too pleased with myself.
Fergus: That's right, don't show your ugly mugs, the shock would sink our boat.
Fergus: For Ballydowse and Ireland... Charge.
Riley: Im not paying good money to stand in the toilets.
Gorilla: Dont hurt me, I'll tell me dad.
Plot
Henry Wilt is a more or less failure of a teacher who fantasizes about murdering his dominant, non-attentive wife Eva. At a party Wilt is stuck to an inflatable doll and makes a complete fool of himself. Eventually, he dumps the doll in a hole at a building site. However, he has been witnessed getting rid of the doll and when his wife disappears on the night after the party, the police with inspector Flint strongly suspect Wilt of being guilty.
Keywords: based-on-novel, independent-film, inflatable-doll
Has the shocking truth about Henry Wilt been inflated?
An inflatable love story!
[Henry bursts into the church, to find the vicar trying to strangle Eva]::Henry Wilt: Now you listen here, if anyone's going to murder my wife, it's going to be me!
[Flint has found Henry in the graveyard]::Inspector Flint: I bet if we dug up these graves, we'd find a dead body in every one!::Henry Wilt: Well, so would I!
[Flint has realised that Henry is innocent of all charges]::Inspector Flint: In that case, *I* am under arrest. I am hereby arresting myself, for conspiring to falsify evidence for the wrongful arrest of a private citizen, misuse of police manpower and resources, and for knowingly obtaining an unlicensed firearm from an illegal source, with intent to murder and maim.::[Hands shotgun to Eva]::Inspector Flint: I am not obliged to say anything, but anything I do say can be noted and used as evidence. If someone would care to call the police, I shall be in the cemetery.::[Flint exits, while Henry joins Eva]::Henry Wilt: He's been under a lot of stress, lately.
Inspector Flint: Your wife! Your wife is *dead*!::Henry Wilt: You know what, Inspector, for the first time since I met you, you're in danger of actually being right about something!::[Henry wacks Flint into an open grave with the shovel, and runs off]
[Henry has arrived at the church, looking for Eva]::Henry Wilt: Why didn't I sign my own name. I'd be safely locked up in Broadmoor by now!
[Henry is looking through the kitchen cupboards]::Henry Wilt: [looking at the dog] Where does she keep the Marmite, Dasher?
Cranham: Don't tell the bastards nothing!::Henry Wilt: *Anything* Cranham! Don't tell the bastards anything!
Dave: [Indicating the students] They look like football hooligans!::Henry Wilt: They *are* football hooligans!
Plot
Far across the cosmos from our world lies a planet bathed in perpetual daylight. Soon nightfall will come and bring with it tremendous destruction. Science struggles against superstition in this dramatic portrayal of Isaac Asimov's award winning short story.
Keywords: apocalypse, astronomer, astronomy, bare-breasts, based-on-short-story, blinding, blindness, braille, ceremony, eye-gouging
[Boffin] #5 Detektor lži
VideoOdpověď- Jak připojit BOFFIN do pc?
Boffin 750 S:1 EP:1
[Boffin] #0 Úvod
Boffin 100
Ruud Boffin | 2013/2014 Sezonunda yaptığı kurtarışlar.
Ruud Boffin Highlights
Minimal Boffin. Jardin d'Acclimation
BBC Micro game Boffin
The Boffin, The Builder, The Bombardier
Minimal Boffin. Ubik
[Tutorial-reklama]Boffin 500-FM Rádio
Professor Boffin on Britain's Got More Talent
Minimal Boffin - V-Code
GORAN GETO - Diving to Deep (Minimal Boffin Remix)
Marc Boffin - Painter Artist ( Painting Live - Time Lapse Gopro HD3 )
Minimal Boffin. Machine Dub
Secretaire - Cricket Boffin
Bonkers boffin Colin Furze farts at France with 'fart machine' 1
Eskişehirspor - Bursaspor | Boffin Penaltı Kurtarışı | Açık tribün çekim
BOFFIN-INTRO 2014
Nesting Birds on Inish Boffin Island with Ruairi O'Neill's Connemara Tour
BOFFIN FEAT. PRIORIT - Marný řádky
Book 1, Chapter 05 - Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens - Boffin's Bower
boffin test
Book 1, Chapter 08 - Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens - Mr. Boffin in Consultation
Kood Have Ended Much Differently. BoFFin Was B & W & I Dun Shot Him Getting On...Lesson Lerned
Truth in Tech E09- To Catch a Boffin
BoFFin Lost His Identity & Stats. Bowfin Lost His Life...Twuz Not Our Best Threesum
RSC ANDERLECHT 1993-1994 (CHAMPION + BELGIAN CUP WINNER), ALL GOALS
Boffins 98 | Interview @ Radio Kantipur 'New Release' with Bhupendra Khadka 2014
Book 1, Chapter 09 - Our Mutual Friend by Charles Dickens - Mr. and Mrs. Boffin in Consultation
Book 3, Chapter 14 - Our Mutual Friend - Mr. Wegg Prepares a Grindstone for Mr. Boffin's Nose
Cook Strait Post-Quake Press Conf. With Wellington Mayor Wade-Brown, GNS Boffin & GWRC's Fran Wilde
ANALOG MUSIC video+djset z drugiej strony płyty
A Decent Enuff Campaign...Not Sure Why I Forgot About It
I Went Back To Play Hero...Turns Owt I Aint One
20 April 2014 Warner Pidgeon - Resurrection Sunday All age talk
A Finale So Easy, Chilly Can Work Rite Thru It
Ahh, Stock Campaigns...Perfect For When You Only Have A Short Time To Kill
Everyday Football - Aflevering 14
"Sergeant York 1941" Full - Movie Online HD
That Be One Ruff Wall To Get Across. Or, A Finale Designed For FF, & I Stepped-Up
If There Is A Strategy For Surviving This Finale, We Aint Figured It Owt Yet!
Our 1st Attempt At Realism. Holy Effin Poo Just Abowt Sums It Up
Full Movie "WALL·E" 2008 Online - Free (HD)
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster 5 - Space
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster 4 - Ladybirds
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster 3 - Sunflowers
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster 2 - Flags
Batty Boffin's Brain Blaster 1 - Weird Things
Painting Live "Neurone" by MARC BOFFIN - (Gopro Time Lapse)
Jake, Stewart & Boffin
Boffin and Lulu vs the Ice Bucket Challenge
Painting Live "Stanislas Angle" by MARC BOFFIN - (Gopro Time Lapse)
Inish Boffin Prize-Giving 2014
NASA boffin: I have solved RIDDLE of huge BULGE FOUND ON MOON.
Elektronická stavebnica Boffin 750
BOFFIN-UZAVŘENEJ V SOBĚ (Zkouška)
The Boffins
BOFFIN- MONDAY FREESTYLE
Boffin Lodge Guest House, Westport, Ireland
"BOFFIN" has a voyage.
"BOFFIN" the autonomous boat.
Zatlanka ve světě vědy: #4 Boffin 300
A colloquialism of the United Kingdom, boffins are scientists, engineers, and other people engaged in technical or scientific research.
Originally, the word was armed-forces slang for a technician or research scientist. The origins and etymology of boffin are otherwise obscure. It has been variously proposed that:
The word also made a few other appearances in literature prior to World War II. J.R.R. Tolkien used Boffin as a surname for the Boffin family in The Hobbit (1937) and Sergeant Boffin in Mr. Bliss (written circa 1932). William Morris has a man called Boffin meet the newly-arrived time traveler in his novel News from Nowhere (1890).
During World War II, boffin was applied with some affection to scientists and engineers working on new military technologies. It was particularly associated with the members of the team that worked on radar at Bawdsey Research Station under Sir Robert Watson-Watt, but also with computer scientists like Alan Turing, aeronautical engineers like Barnes Wallis, and their associates. Widespread usage may have been encouraged by the common wartime practice of using substitutes for critical words in war-related conversation, in order to confuse eavesdroppers or spies.
Ruud Boffin (born 5 November 1987) is a Belgian professional footballer who plays for Turkish club Eskişehirspor, as a goalkeeper.
Born in Sint-Truiden, Boffin began his career with the youth team of Racing Genk, before moving to Dutch team PSV in 2005. Boffin never made a senior appearance for PSV, and began his professional career on loan at FC Eindhoven during the 2007-08 season. Boffin moved to MVV Maastricht in 2008, and spent the second half of the 2009-10 season on loan at VVV-Venlo. Boffin made a total of 86 League appearances in Dutch football.
Boffin signed for English team West Ham United on 1 September 2010, on a two-year deal, alongside fellow new signing Lars Jacobsen. Boffin signed for an undisclosed nominal fee following a trial for the club, and was announced as cover for Robert Green. Boffin made his West Ham debut on 18 December 2010, in the 1-1 Premier League draw against Blackburn Rovers. In April 2012 having found his playing opportunities infrequent due to the form of Robert Green and the signing of Stephen Henderson, Boffin's contract was cancelled by mutual consent.
Colin Furze is a plumber, stuntman and filmmaker from Stamford, England. He is currently the Guinness World Record holder for the World's Largest Bonfire and World's Longest Motorbike.
On 13 March 2010, Furze uploaded a video to YouTube of his converted scooter. This had a flame thrower on the back which could shoot flames up to 15 ft in the air. On 25 March 2010, Furze was arrested by Lincolnshire Police, for possessing an object converted into a firearm, however, was released on bail without charge until 6 May 2010. This was Furze's third attempt, as the first did not ignite and the second burst into flames.
On 14 October 2010, it was announced that Furze had converted a mobility scooter which can reach 71 mph to try to enter the Guinness Book of Records. It took him nearly three months to build and has a 125cc motorcycle engine.
He appears as one of the experts on Gadget Geeks, the Sky1 series that focuses on technology and gadgets, that aired in January 2012.
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne
How do you love a woman
With eyes cold as the barrel of her gun
Who's never missed her mark on anyone
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne
Casino doors swing open, the rich men raise their eyes
They say who is this beauty as elegant as ice
And later there's an accident, another charge d'affair
Is lying in a pool of blood, no witness anywhere
And they say she was a hundred miles away
The hotel porter saw her climb the stairs
And the maid with trembling hands knows what to say
When the judge says "Are your sure," "I'm sure" she
swears
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne
How do you love a woman
With eyes cold as the barrel of her gun
Who's never missed her mark on anyone
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne
At the presidential palace a thousand people saw
His excellency leave his car and never make the door
The blood flows from his fingers as he clutches at the
stain
He staggers like a drunken man, lies twisted in the
rain
And they say she grew up well provided for
Her mother used to keep her boys for sure
And father's close attentions led to talk
She learned to stab her food with a silver fork
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne
And they say she didn't do it for the money
And they say she didn't do it for a man
They say that she did it for the pleasure
The pleasure of the moment
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne
How do you stop this woman
When everyone is moving in a trance
Like prisoners of some slow, courtly dance
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday.
I gave you my love to borrow,
But you just gave it away.
You can't expect me to be fine,
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before,
But all of my bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Now I'm at a payphone[Wiz Khalifa:]
Man, fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin.
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
that little piece of shit with you.
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
[Video:] All those fairy tales are full of shit
[Album:] All those fairy tales are full of it.
[Video:] One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
[Album:] One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
Instru
To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling
Knowing this why do I defy
Cuz my inner voice is yelling
There is a fist pressing against, anyone who thinks something compelling
Our intuit we're taught to deny
And our soul we're told is for selling
Get out from under them
Resist and multiply
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
Get out from under them
Resist, unlearn, defy
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
To resist is to piss in the wind, anyone who does will end up smelling
Knowing this why do I defy
Cuz my inner voice is yelling
There is a fist pressing against, anyone who thinks something compelling
Our intuit we're taught to deny
And our soul we're told is for selling
Get out from under them
Resist and multiply
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
Get out from under them
Resist, unlearn, defy
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
See the sky (see the sky)
See the sky (see the sky)
See the sky (see the sky)
Resist and multiply (resist and multiply)
Resist and multiply
Get out from under them
Resist and multiply
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
Get out from under them
Resist, unlearn, defy
Get out from under precipice
And see the sky
See the sky
See the sky
See the sky
Pavanne
Written by Richard and Linda Thompson
Pub. By Beeswing Music, Inc. (BMI)
From the album Songs For Survivors
© 2002
Pavanne, Cold steel woman, Pavanne.
How do you love a woman?
With eyes as cold as the barrel of her gun,
Who's never missed her mark on anyone,
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne.
tell me how come, yeah we lost all the fun
and on the spot i get it, we stayed here for too long
it's just the five of us in this old volkswagen bus
the music's loud, we're in a good mood and the beer is cold
we take the six-packs
we take a ride
yeah through the country
and we go by van
where is the promoter with the money for the show
seems it's one more thing we don't know (oh we don't know)
spotlights are killed, we're back in the van
Ik heb altijd geweten dat zonder eten
Niemand ooit echt goed kan zijn
Ik heb altijd vermoed dat wie zijn dingen doet
Een oorlog voert maar in het klein
Als het er op aan komt
Als er gevochten wordt
Op het scherpst van het mes
Dan denk ik:
Lang lag ik onder
Maar zonder de wanhoop
Van het wachten in nachten
Die eindeloos duren
‘k Heb geloof in mijn hoofd
En mijn handen
Straks kom ik boven
Straks kom ik boven
Ik heb altijd gedacht dat de krachten
Die me drijven de mijne moeten zijn
En ik heb altijd gezegd dat als je vecht
Je niet meer bang moet zijn voor bloed en pijn
Als het er op aan komt
Als er gevochten wordt
Op het scherpst van het mes
Dan denk ik:
Lang lag ik onder
Maar zonder de wanhoop
Van het wachten in nachten
Die eindeloos duren
‘k Heb geloof in mijn hoofd
En mijn handen
Straks kom ik boven
Straks kom ik boven
Weet dat ieder geuzenlied een zwanenzang kan worden
Als wildgemaakte horden je schoppen als een hond
Maar het land dwingt nooit de vogel
En de zee dwingt nooit de leeuw
En het hart van elke Zeeuw klopt in geen keel
Maar in de grond…
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne.
How do you love a woman
With eyes cold as the barrel of her gun?
Who's never missed her mark on anyone?
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne.
Casino doors swing open, the rich men raise their eyes,
They say, "Who is this beauty as elegant as ice?"
And later there's an accident, another charge
d'affaires
Is lying in a pool of blood, no witness anywhere.
And they say she was a hundred miles away,
The hotel porter saw her climb the stairs
And the maid with trembling hands knows what to say
When the judge says, "Are you sure?" "I'm sure," she
swears.
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne.
How do you love a woman
With eyes cold as the barrel of her gun?
Who's never missed her mark on anyone?
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne.
At the presidential palace, a thousand people saw
His excellency leave his car and never make the door.
The blood flows from his fingers as he clutches at the
stain,
He staggers like a drunken man, lies twisted in the
rain.
And they say she grew up well provided for,
Her mother used to keep her boys for sure.
And father's close attentions led to talk,
She learned to stab her food with a silver fork.
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne.
And they say she didn't do it for the money,
And they say she didn't do it for a man.
They say that she did it for the pleasure,
The pleasure of the moment.
Pavanne, cold steel woman Pavanne.
How do you stop this woman
When everyone is moving in a trance?
Like prisoners of some slow, courtly dance?
Pavanne, Pavanne, Pavanne,
Fare you well on the morrow I must leave
And I'm bound for a far and distant land
A tale would tell of my poor heart and how it grieves
So for you my love this sorrowful Pavan
(Chorus:)
I was born in Lincoln country
And the son of a country wife am I
Out of all the flowers growing wild in yon forest
You're the fairest rose on which I've laid an eye
Love me hard with the dawn I'll be gone
And I don't know if I'll be back again
God as my guard I'm the champion of the wronged
Off to holy wars to fight the Saracen
(Chorus)
While you're away does your spouse turn a whore
Or a chastity belt maiden while crusader's at war
I'm tired of my chain mail
My armour makes me sore
And it all seems so futile
Weep you will but my love I cannot stay
Dry your eyes and we'll share a parting kiss
Wait until the advent of that day
When I'm home and gone is sadness as this
Just cry
You don't have to hide it from me
Rely on me
Just cry
Even if you don't know why
Rely on me
That's what you said, but I don't know
I'm walking here so all alone
I wanna hear your voice right now
I'm looking for it all around
I really need to find a payphone
Just smile
You don't have to hide it from me
Come dance with me
Just smile
Even if you don't know why
Come dance with me
I know you can't smile those tears away
Belle qui tiens ma vie
Cap tive dans tes yeux viens
: Tät me se courir ou me foudra mourir:
Qui m'as I'a me ravie
D'un souriz graci eux viens
[Pavane (Übersetzung)]
Du Schöne, die mein Leben in ihren Augen gefangen hält
Die meine Seele mit einem lieben Lächeln entführt hat
Kommt mich bald erlösen
(Terri/Eric)
Time's a mister crime's a mister
Mister right is sex and shelter
Sam says fists can make him feel like magic
Sam says bitch let Sam devour
The songs they seem so real
See the songs they speak to him
See the songs fists sinking, says he's sorry
Tears just only make the weak seem weaker
Sam says weak ones are the only ones to fight
Sam says sex is black and blue assault
And that salt makes better all the ladies
The songs they calm him down
See the songs they make a dove from a hound
See the songs can make even Sam sound sad
Down, down
Is this it?
Says his voice to the face in the payphone
And the face she seldom speaks, seldom lies
Says the face into the payphone
And the face she seldom speaks, seldom lies
Oh damn you killed our summer
And the weather seldom clears
Sam says baby let's be bygones
But the face she seldom hears, seldom heals
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
The people we used to be...
It's even harder to picture,
That you're not here next to me.
You say it's too late to make it,
But is it too late to try?
And in our time that you wasted
All of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
Oh, you turned your back on tomorrow
'Cause you forgot yesterday.
I gave you my love to borrow,
But you just gave it away.
You can't expect me to be fine,
I don't expect you to care
I know I've said it before,
But all of our bridges burned down
I've wasted my nights,
You turned out the lights
Now I'm paralyzed,
Still stuck in that time,
When we called it love,
But even the sun sets in paradise
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
Now I'm at a payphone
Man, fuck that shit
I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin.
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
That little piece of shit with you.
I'm at a payphone trying to call home
All of my change I spent on you
Where have the times gone, baby it's all wrong
Where are the plans we made for two?
If "Happy Ever After" did exist,
I would still be holding you like this
All those fairy tales are full of shit
One more fucking love song, I'll be sick.
I must've have been half-baked
tryin' to work the land
I must've been some sight
A shovel in my hand
If you could see me
turning over dirt
I must've been out there
for taking no advice
I used to be laid-back
and to be precise
I like a late morning
to rest my weary head
You have to be gifted
to get me out of bed
I don't care
if you give it away
Give it away
And I'm there
I'm digging my heels in
I swore I'd never quit
I got me a bovine
to make me look legit
I got me a sheep-dog
and a beat-up truck
I couldn't do better
to get me thru the much
I couldn't do better
to get me turn the mulch
I have until Monday
to make a little sense
I got until Tuesday
to present my full defense
I'm betting the farm on
I'm gonna lose my shirt
Apart from a bovine
I own a piece of dirt
I must have been crazy
for taking on the work
I don't mind
if you give it away
Give it away