Beer Muscles (2004)
Actors:
Jesse Cowboy Austin (actor),
Joshua Begin (actor),
T. Bombs (actor),
Bill Booker (actor),
Toby Burgess (actor),
James Callaghan (actor),
Bob Cestodio (actor),
Bradley R. Davison (actor),
Corey A. Davison (actor),
Tom Davison (actor),
Ryan DeCarolis (actor),
Mike Dom Dominique (actor),
Jesse Dunstan (actor),
Rich Fellmann (actor),
Adam Bomb Anastasoff (actor),
Plot: When evil wine mogul, M. Pinot Grigio, evaporates all the beer in Barleyville, the town is in chaos. When local bartender, Bob Drummond, finds a case of beer that didn't evaporate, but does give him super powers, he decides to get beer back. With the help of his friends, Trent and Dorris, not to mention a lazy mayor, a psychotic sheriff, and a town full of beer-loving characters, Bob embarks on a mission no one will ever forget.
Keywords: agent, b-movie, barleyville, bartender, beer, boston-massachusetts, broken-rule, chicago-illinois, drinking-game, hero
Genres:
Comedy,
Music,
Taglines: Exercise your right to drink
The Saint Meets the Tiger (1943)
Actors:
Dennis Arundell (actor),
Claude Bailey (actor),
Eric Clavering (actor),
Noel Dainton (actor),
Clifford Evans (actor),
Clifford Evans (actor),
Alf Goddard (actor),
Arthur Hambling (actor),
Gordon McLeod (actor),
Gordon McLeod (actor),
Tony Quinn (actor),
John Salew (actor),
Hugh Sinclair (actor),
John Slater (actor),
Charles Victor (actor),
Plot: A man murdered at the Saint's doorstep manages to utter a few words to Simon Templar before he dies, sending him off to the quaint resort village of Baycombe where he confronts crime mastermind 'The Tiger' and his gang as they plan to smuggle gold bullion out of the country.
Keywords: animal-in-title, based-on-novel, bookmaker, british-mystery, butler, cornish-village, cornwall, dead-body-falls-through-door, death, geologist
Genres:
Crime,
Drama,
Mystery,
Quotes:
Tidemarsh: Didn't you know he was the Saint?::Pat Holm: Of course, how silly of me! [to Simon] I didn't cecognize you without your halo!
Simon Templar: [Reacting to Horace's gun] Put it away, Horace. [ To the reporter] You must forgive my friend. He sees the world through crime-colored glasses.
Insp. Claud Teal: I'm not through with you yet!::Horace: But I don't know anythung!::Insp. Claud Teal: If you say that again, I'll arrest you on suspicion!
Joe Gallo: [Opening line as Templar picks up the phone] You don't know me, but would you be interested in a million pounds?
Simon Templar: i'm sorry to arrive uninvited, but this is not a social call.
Pat Holm: What's our program for tomorrow?::Simon Templar: Simple enough - we've got a million pounds in gold.::Pat Holm: Easy - where is it?::Simon Templar: What does your female intuition say?::Pat Holm: Around Baycomb? Smuggler's Cove?::Simon Templar: You're wonderful! How do we get to then, you clever little thing?::Pat Holm: They're supposed to be connected to Baycomb House. Used to be a monastery. What of it?::Simon Templar: Trust these wise old monks to find a back entrance to the brandy somewhere.