A Glass of Water (2012)

Actors: Barrie Bignold (composer), Simin Ghaffari (actress), Kae Bahar (actor), Kae Bahar (producer), Kae Bahar (writer), Kae Bahar (director), Ivan Wood (producer), Daya Dodds (miscellaneous crew), Adnan Rashed (actor), Christianne Oliveira (actress), Shamal Kurbani (actor), James Kataky (editor), Alex Masters (miscellaneous crew), Karmala Swindells (miscellaneous crew), Miran Sabir (producer),

Plot: Many ethnic minority women in London long for their freedom and only some fight for it. Shno is a young woman in London who is trapped in a world of class, culture and traditions of which she is expected to conform to. Harem, Shno's brother, is in the living room of the house watching a football match, his Mother takes measurements of Shno to make her a new dress - a dress for the forthcoming Kurdish community's annual party. Instead of this being a joyful moment in the family's life, a simple call for A Glass of Water, turns their world upside down, ending in a disastrous situation. Can Shno's family accept her free spirit or will she choose to accept her family wishes?

Genres: Drama, Short,

Harems (2011)

Actors: Mary Kate Wiles (actress), Mary Kate Wiles (actress), Henry Alberto (actor), Corianna Di Julio (actress), Corianna Di Julio (actress), Marita Gomsrud (actress), Marita Gomsrud (actress), Savannah Morgan (actress), Savannah Morgan (actress), Shali Mals (actress), Adam Bucci (actor), Shali Mals (actress), Mike Kelley (director), Lila Lilamayi (actress), Lila Lilamayi (actress),

Genres: History, Short,

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Actors: Kevin Sorbo (actor), Carmen Electra (actress), Jim Piddock (actor), Jay Oliver (actor), Chaz Smith (actor), Jim Piddock (actor), Method Man (actor), Martin Klebba (actor), Robin Atkin Downes (actor), Ken Davitian (actor), Diedrich Bader (actor), Elton LeBlanc (actor), Phil Morris (actor), Christopher Lennertz (composer), Arnon Milchan (producer),

Plot: The heroic Spartan king Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag bunch of 13 Spartan misfit warriors to defend their homeland against thousands of invading Persians whom include the Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Autobots, and an ugly hunchbacked Paris Hilton and a shaved-head Brittany Spears.

Keywords: american-idol, ancient-greece, angelina-jolie, archery, bare-butt, battle, beard, beefcake, beheaded, bench-press
Genres: Comedy, War,
Taglines: The Bigger the Hit, The Harder They Fall Get Ready For the Next Big Epic Comedy. Prepare to die...laughing. (DVD) 300 had it coming (UK theatrical poster)

Quotes:

Leonidas: Catch your breath. Vanilla blended. What is it boy?::Sonio: The Persians have found the secret passage through the hot gates.::Leonidas: Ah shit!

Leonidas: Let us talk next to the giant pit of death.::Messenger: [casually] Okay.

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What the hell was that?::Leonidas: What?::Messenger: You just kissed me!::Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women [high-fives Margo] and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Leonidas: [picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!

Urban Girl: Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Traitoro: Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Really!

Queen Margo: How do you like me now, Sandman!

Leonidas: I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Captain: I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!

Paris Hilton: I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Barbarian (2003)

Actors: Roger Corman (producer), Mel Lewis (composer), Gary Kasper (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chris Sivertson (writer), Evdokiya Germanova (actress), Barbi Benton (actress), Aleksandr Dyachenko (actor), Amy Russell (producer), Dmitriy Shevchenko (actor), Yuriy Dumchev (actor), Henry Crum (director), Svetlana Metkina (actress), Maxim Asadchiy (producer), Henry Crum (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: The Last Great Warrior King.

Barbarian (2003)

Actors: Roger Corman (producer), Mel Lewis (composer), Gary Kasper (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chris Sivertson (writer), Evdokiya Germanova (actress), Barbi Benton (actress), Aleksandr Dyachenko (actor), Amy Russell (producer), Dmitriy Shevchenko (actor), Yuriy Dumchev (actor), Henry Crum (director), Svetlana Metkina (actress), Maxim Asadchiy (producer), Henry Crum (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: The Last Great Warrior King.

Barbarian (2003)

Actors: Roger Corman (producer), Mel Lewis (composer), Gary Kasper (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chris Sivertson (writer), Evdokiya Germanova (actress), Barbi Benton (actress), Aleksandr Dyachenko (actor), Amy Russell (producer), Dmitriy Shevchenko (actor), Yuriy Dumchev (actor), Henry Crum (director), Svetlana Metkina (actress), Maxim Asadchiy (producer), Henry Crum (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: The Last Great Warrior King.

Barbarian (2003)

Actors: Roger Corman (producer), Mel Lewis (composer), Gary Kasper (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chris Sivertson (writer), Evdokiya Germanova (actress), Barbi Benton (actress), Aleksandr Dyachenko (actor), Amy Russell (producer), Dmitriy Shevchenko (actor), Yuriy Dumchev (actor), Henry Crum (director), Svetlana Metkina (actress), Maxim Asadchiy (producer), Henry Crum (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: The Last Great Warrior King.

Barbarian (2003)

Actors: Roger Corman (producer), Mel Lewis (composer), Gary Kasper (actor), Martin Kove (actor), Chris Sivertson (writer), Evdokiya Germanova (actress), Barbi Benton (actress), Aleksandr Dyachenko (actor), Amy Russell (producer), Dmitriy Shevchenko (actor), Yuriy Dumchev (actor), Henry Crum (director), Svetlana Metkina (actress), Maxim Asadchiy (producer), Henry Crum (writer),

Genres: Action, Adventure,
Taglines: The Last Great Warrior King.

Sidste nat (2000)

Actors: Michael Wikke (actor), Steen Rasmussen (actor), Henrik Møller-Sørensen (producer), Michael Bille Frandsen (producer), Jørgen Ljungdahl (miscellaneous crew), Charlotte Arnholtz (editor), Ole Sørensen (actor), Martin Fabricius (composer), Rudi Sisseck (actor), Uffe Henriksen (actor), Anne Stensgaard (actress), Lisbeth Burian (actress), Jarl Egeberg (writer), Jarl Egeberg (director), Mynthe A. Bare (actress),

Plot: The old caliph is a wealthy man. He has a harem and a palace; but what good is all that when love has become a nightmare and a bunch of though desert robbers decide to rob the caliph's palace? The caliph is truly a tormented man, but what happens when two evils clash above the poor man's head? A small miracle, perhaps?

Genres: Animation, Short,

Sidste nat (2000)

Actors: Michael Wikke (actor), Steen Rasmussen (actor), Henrik Møller-Sørensen (producer), Michael Bille Frandsen (producer), Jørgen Ljungdahl (miscellaneous crew), Charlotte Arnholtz (editor), Ole Sørensen (actor), Martin Fabricius (composer), Rudi Sisseck (actor), Uffe Henriksen (actor), Anne Stensgaard (actress), Lisbeth Burian (actress), Jarl Egeberg (writer), Jarl Egeberg (director), Mynthe A. Bare (actress),

Plot: The old caliph is a wealthy man. He has a harem and a palace; but what good is all that when love has become a nightmare and a bunch of though desert robbers decide to rob the caliph's palace? The caliph is truly a tormented man, but what happens when two evils clash above the poor man's head? A small miracle, perhaps?

Genres: Animation, Short,