Holt Kills Randy (2014)

Actors: Rich Bokides (writer), Rich Bokides (producer), Amy Lindsay (actress), Lee Reherman (producer), Lee Reherman (actor), Kristen DeLuca (actress), Nic Novicki (actor), Patrick Hume (actor), Jeff Mizushima (miscellaneous crew), Dale Dreher (miscellaneous crew), Adam Litt (producer), Adam Litt (writer), John E. Waterman (producer), Pamela Wallace (producer), Elizabeth Karr (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's in the Family Nature

Holt & Randy: Foundations (2010)

Actors: Rich Bokides (producer), Rich Bokides (miscellaneous crew), Vincent Duvall (actor), Rich Bokides (writer), Rich Bokides (writer), Lee Reherman (producer), Patrick Hume (actor), Jeff Mizushima (miscellaneous crew), Adam Litt (actor), Adam Litt (producer), Adam Litt (miscellaneous crew), John E. Waterman (actor), Adam Litt (writer), John E. Waterman (miscellaneous crew), Adam Litt (writer),

Plot: Holt Holiday and Randy Thyme have been musicians then roadies since the time they could walk. Having just completed another tour with a no name band they remember fondly their days as roadies with the Rolling Stones and how things seemingly will never be the same as they ponder their future. Returning home full-time to Hollywood for the first time in over a decade, the pair seeks out Holt's Uncle Ron, a semi-celebrity in Tinsel Town with an unknown but shady past, in the hopes Uncle Ron will be able to set them up with a place to crash and some hold over cash until their next big tour comes along. But Uncle Ron has other arrangements in mind when Holt and Randy come knocking on his doorstep. Referencing a promise that he made to Holt's mother before she died years earlier to watch over his wayward nephew, Uncle Ron offers Holt, and by proximity Randy, a chance to run a abandoned film studio that recently fell into his possession. By managing the studio, Uncle Ron tells the boys they might finally be able to settle down and learn some responsibility. Holt and Randy are reluctant to accept Uncle Ron's offer, until they discover the studio has a complete recording studio and an unbeatable sound system. The guys know they can't let the place go, despite the fact they know nothing about the film business. Holt also sees the studio as a chance to possibly reconnect with his estranged uncle, as Uncle Ron is the only family he has left now. Holt and Randy enlist the aid of a Hollywood veteran in their struggle to clean up the place and bring in business: a hobo named Marley who lives secretly in the studio's second and a half floor. Marley relates to Holt and Randy how his life fell apart years earlier when the popular television show on which he was working was canceled and how as a result he took refuge in the abandoned studio. Holt and Randy reach a tentative agreement with Marley: if Marley shares his intricate knowledge of Hollywood with them and helps bring in business, then they'll let him stay in the building. Marley agrees and a shaky alliance is born. Marley secretly has sinister plans of his own however to use the reopened studio as platform to seek revenge on those who canceled his show in the first place. Adding to the boys' worries is Uncle Ron's fiancée Brianna Silvers, a beautiful but diabolic gold digger from the Valley with an ulterior motive as well: to wrestle away control of the studio from the boys. Brianna sees ownership of the studio as her chance to rub elbows with Hollywood's rich and famous and sees Holt and Randy as little more than imbeciles to be overcome in her quest toward stardom. All the while, Uncle Ron checks in on Holt and Randy from time to time, acting more as a silent but supervising partner in the business as opposed to an active owner. But as the studio books its first clients and begins to turn a profit, Randy questions if Holt and he are becoming too corporate - especially as some of the musicians from their past are rumored to be starting up a big tour in the near future and are looking for roadies.

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,
Taglines: From the Stones & the Rock life to Hollywood & a new life

Lady Magdalene's (2008)

Actors: Barack Obama (actor), Said Faraj (actor), Elsa Ramo (miscellaneous crew), Nichelle Nichols (actress), Heather M. Wiegand (miscellaneous crew), Nichelle Nichols (actress), Nichelle Nichols (miscellaneous crew), Nichelle Nichols (producer), Mark Gilvary (actor), Justin W. Hill (miscellaneous crew), Justin W. Hill (actor), Justin W. Hill (miscellaneous crew), Sascha Schneider (producer), Mara Marini (actress), Brad Linaweaver (actor),

Plot: In this action comedy, Jack Goldwater, an IRS agent on loan to the Federal Air Marshal Service, is relieved of field duty after insulting a powerful U.S. Senator, and finds himself exiled to a humiliating desk job in Nevada as the federal receiver managing a legal brothel in tax default, where -- with the help of the brothel Madam, Lady Magdalene -- he uncovers an Al Qaeda plot to unload a nuclear-bomb-sized crate at Hoover Dam.

Keywords: al-qaeda, apostrophe-in-title, brothel, character-name-in-title, federal-bureau-of-investigation, homeland-security-agency, internal-revenue-service, legal-prostitution, nevada, political-correctness
Genres: Action, Comedy, Music, Romance, Thriller,
Taglines: I'm from the government ... and I'm here to help you. Nevada: where the New West meets the Middle East. The first no-strings-attached black comedy of the War on Terror.

Quotes:

The Director: Some of my best enemies are Jewish.

Angel: How do I know I can trust you?::Jack Goldwater: Hey, I work for the IRS. Who doesn't trust the IRS?

Senator Red Kensington: So let me get this straight, Agent Goldwater. All it took for you to conclude that an Arabic-looking man was an al Qaeda terrorist was that he was carrying a violin case that had already cleared airport security and that he was watching a Tom Clancy movie? And we're not supposed to think that you had racially profiled this innocent performing artist the moment you set eyes on him?::Jack Goldwater: Senator, my tactical assessment was based on a confluence of factors...::Senator Red Kensington: But you want me to believe that if another airline passenger carrying a violin case and watching an American movie had been blond and blue-eyed, you would not have profiled him as having smuggled a weapon or a bomb aboard this domestic flight between St. Louis and Las Vegas, and pounced on him as if he'd just walked out of a meeting with Osama bin Laden?

IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I assigned two previous agents to the job I'm giving you. The first agent was a Sunday school teacher and married man. Now his wife is divorcing him... his church fired him... he quit his job here... and the last I heard he joined the Branch Davidians.::Jack Goldwater: Yikes. And the second agent?::IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: I tried a female agent the next time. She came to us from the ATF. She also left the IRS after being given this assignment. Frankly, I don't know what happened to her.::Jack Goldwater: Sir, where are you sending me? To audit the Scientologists?::IRS Agent Lewis Heinlein: That would be easy by comparison. I'm sending you to Pahrump.

Nurse Gretchen: Hi, I'm Nurse Gretchen. I'd love to give you a sponge bath.::Scheherazade: I'm Scheherazade. Let me tell you of the thousand and second night.::Pixie: I'm Pixie. Let me sprinkle my magic all over you.::Sinead: I'm Sinead, and I've broken all the rules.::Eden: I'm Eden... and I'd love to show you my garden.::Angel: I'm Angel. Like to try a few falls with me?::Jack Goldwater: Hi, I'm Jack. I'm from the government... and I'm here to help you.

Ali the American: I have tickets to see a revival of Cats. I wouldn't want to miss that!