Alice in Zombieland (2012)

Actors: Kristine Knowlton (producer), Kristine Knowlton (editor), Kristine Knowlton (actress), Kristine Knowlton (writer), Chalet Lizette Brannan (actress), Michael Sweeney (producer), Matthew Lo Re (composer), Jennifer Capone (actress), Kimberly Smires (actress), Kimberly Smires (actress), Nicole Owens (actress),

Genres: Fantasy, Short,

Malice in Wonderland: The Dolls Movie (2010)

Actors: Chad Mathis (miscellaneous crew), Dane Benko (miscellaneous crew), Sheryl Brown (producer), Jeffrey Mettling (composer), Bill Moore (producer), Jaime Pardo (costume designer), Jaime Pardo (actor), Ken Ansloan (actor), Ken Ansloan (actor), Ken Ansloan (actor), Russell Maynor (director), Ken Ansloan (writer), Russell Maynor (actor), Russell Maynor (producer), Bradd Howard (actor),

Plot: This bawdy comedic film parodies the classics Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz and Mommie Dearest. In the grand tradition of Shakespeare, all the roles are played by men (except two). The story opens with the hiring of a Joan Crawford look-a-like from Nanny Dearest, Incorporated. The relationship turns comedic tables with the cigarette smoking Alice in service to the demanding nanny. In a fit, 'Nanny Dearest' flushes Alice and her rabbit down the toilet. Alice is deposited in Wonderland, where she meets a multitude of strange characters while pursuing the rabbit; ending at the Red Queen's Orgy. Alice barely makes it out of Wonderland with her head. Awakening in bed with Nanny Dearest at her side, Alice realizes she has learned much from Nanny.

Keywords: drag-queen, gay
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Music,

Alex in Wonderland: Interview with Debbie Allen (2010)

Actors: Debbie Allen (producer), Tara Bordeaux (editor), Tara Bordeaux (director), Tara Bordeaux (producer), Tichina Arnold (actress), Tichina Arnold (actress), Robert Torti (actor), Robert Torti (actor), Chloe Arnold (actress), Taylour Paige (actress), Diane Louie (composer), Noah Robbins (actor), Mary Lane Haskell (actress), Latrina Bolger (actress), Tracy Kennedy (actor),

Genres: Short,

Alex in Wonderland: Rehearsing Wonderland (2010)

Actors: Debbie Allen (producer), Tara Bordeaux (editor), Tara Bordeaux (director), Tara Bordeaux (producer), Tichina Arnold (actress), Tichina Arnold (actress), Robert Torti (actor), Robert Torti (actor), Perry Mattfeld (actress), Perry Mattfeld (actress), Chloe Arnold (actress), Diane Louie (composer), Taylour Paige (actress), Noah Robbins (actor), Mary Lane Haskell (actress),

Genres: Short,

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Actors: Gary Sievers (actor), Michael Sheen (actor), Alan Rickman (actor), Stephen Fry (actor), Geoffrey Gould (actor), Tim Pigott-Smith (actor), Matt Lucas (actor), Matt Lucas (actor), Jim Carter (actor), Michael Gough (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Crispin Glover (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), Nick Thomas-Webster (actor), Timothy Spall (actor),

Plot: Alice, an unpretentious and individual 19-year-old, is betrothed to a dunce of an English nobleman. At her engagement party, she escapes the crowd to consider whether to go through with the marriage and falls down a hole in the garden after spotting an unusual rabbit. Arriving in a strange and surreal place called "Underland," she finds herself in a world that resembles the nightmares she had as a child, filled with talking animals, villainous queens and knights, and frumious bandersnatches. Alice realizes that she is there for a reason--to conquer the horrific Jabberwocky and restore the rightful queen to her throne.

Keywords: 1800s, 1870s, 19th-century, 3-dimensional, actor-playing-multiple-roles, alice-in-wonderland, animal, animal-wearing-clothes, anthropomorphic-animal, anthropomorphic-flower
Genres: Adventure, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: You're invited to a very important date 3/5/10 The Mad Hatter Fantastic fun for the whole family The White Rabbit Tweedledee and Tweedledum The Cheshire Cat The White Queen The Red Queen Alice

Quotes:

The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?

Jabberwocky: So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.::Alice Kingsley: We've never met.::Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.::Alice Kingsley: Alright, that's enough chatter.::[Alice slices off the Jabberwocky's tongue]

[from trailer]::The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. [picks up his hat] Which luckily I am.

The Red Queen: Off with their heads!

The Red Queen: I need a pig here! [Live pig is slid under her feet] I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.

The March Hare: You're all late for tea!::[Throws teacup]

The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I used to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.::The Red Queen: It's tiny. It's a pimple of a head.

Stayne - Knave of Hearts: If you're hiding her, you will lose your heads.::The Mad Hatter: [as Stayn clutches his throat] [strained] Already lost them.

\\White Queen: We have our champion

Cheshire Cat: [suddenly appearing] [notices the marks on Alice's arm] It looks like you ran afoul of something with wicked claws.::Alice Kingsley: [to herself] I've never stopped dreaming.::Cheshire Cat: What did that to you?::Alice Kingsley: Bander who... the bander...::Cheshire Cat: The Bandersnatch? [suddenly appears behind Alice, she turns to face him] Well, I'd better have a look.::Alice Kingsley: What are you doing?::Cheshire Cat: It needs to be purified by someone with evaporting skills, or it will fester and putrefy.::Alice Kingsley: I'd rather you didn't. I'll be fine as soon as I wake up.::Cheshire Cat: At least let me bind it for you? [Alice holds out her arm and he wraps the wound with a piece of cloth] What do you call yourself?::Alice Kingsley: Alice.::Cheshire Cat: *The* Alice?::Alice Kingsley: There's been some debate about that.::Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics. [disappears]

The Red Queen (2009)

Actors: Robert Olding (actor), Brent Stevens (actor), Rick Crawford (actor), Janet Chiarabaglio (actress), Monica Huntington (actress), Vic Alexander (editor), Vic Alexander (director), Shawn G. Smith (actor), Keller Wortham (actor), Gabrielle Salinger (actress), Liv Alexander (actress), Tommy Ruddell (actor), Jenessy Elshire (actress), Monique Alexander (producer), Devin De La Paz (actress),

Genres: Musical,

Comic Relief 2006 (2006)

Actors: Adrian Grenier (actor), D.L. Hughley (actor), Stephen Colbert (actor), Wayne Brady (actor), Louis C.K. (actor), Lewis Black (actor), Louie Anderson (actor), Tom Arnold (actor), Dane Cook (actor), James Cromwell (actor), Billy Crystal (actor), James Denton (actor), Kevin Dillon (actor), Mike Epps (actor), Ron Jeremy (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

Resident Evil (2002)

Actors: Jeremy Bolt (producer), Paul W.S. Anderson (writer), Paul W.S. Anderson (producer), Colin Salmon (actor), Bernd Eichinger (producer), Samuel Hadida (producer), Michelle Rodriguez (actress), Jason Isaacs (actor), Pasquale Aleardi (actor), Jason Isaacs (actor), Heike Makatsch (actress), Milla Jovovich (actress), Jeremy Bolt (actor), Marilyn Manson (composer), Marco Beltrami (composer),

Plot: A virus has escaped in a secret facility called "The Hive," turning the staff into hungry zombies and releasing the mutated Lab "Animals" that they were studying. The complex computer shuts down the base to prevent infection. The parent corporation sends in an elite military unit, where they meet Alice, who is suffering from amnesia due to exposure to nerve gas. The military team must shut down the computer and get out, fighting their way past zombies, mutants, and the computer itself, before the virus escapes and infects the rest of the world. Alice must also come to terms with her slowly-returning memories.

Keywords: 2000s, action-heroine, amnesia, anti-virus, artificial-intelligence, axe, axe-murder, bare-breasts, based-on-video-game, betrayal
Genres: Action, Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: A secret experiment. A deadly virus. A fatal mistake. Survive the Horror

Quotes:

Red Queen: You're all going to die down here.

Narrator: At the beginning of the 21st century, the Umbrella Corporation had become the largest commercial entity in the United States. Nine out of every ten homes contain its products. Its political and financial influence is felt everywhere. In public, it is the world's leading supplier of computer technology, medical products, and healthcare. Unknown, even to its own employees, its massive profits are generated by military technology, genetic experimentation and viral weaponry.

[Alice points her gun at Rain]::Rain: I'm not dead yet.::[Rain takes the gun from Alice]::Rain: I think I'll take this back.::Alice: I could kiss you, you bitch!

Red Queen: I've been a bad, bad girl.

[Rain and J.D. have just fought off a zombie]::J.D.: I shot her five times. How was she still standing?::Rain: Bitch isn't standing now.

Rain: She bit me, man. She took a chunk clean outta me.

Rain: That homicidal bitch killed my team.::Alice: That homicidal bitch may be our only way out of here.

Kaplan: You're going to have to work for your meal.

[Matt and Spence are helping Rain]::Rain: When I get outta here... think I'm gonna get laid.::Matt: Yeah, you might want to clean up a little bit first.

Rain: Your boyfriend's a real asshole.

Alice at the Palace (1982)

Actors: Michael Jeter (actor), Lewis Carroll (writer), Meryl Streep (actress), Debbie Allen (actress), Michael Jeter (actor), Theoni V. Aldredge (costume designer), Richard Cox (actor), Deborah Rush (actress), Elizabeth Swados (composer), Elizabeth Swados (writer), Joseph Papp (producer), Mark Linn-Baker (actor), Girish Bhargava (editor), Emile Ardolino (director), Charles Lanyer (actor),

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical,

Castle Keep (1969)

Actors: Phill Norman (miscellaneous crew), Peter Falk (actor), Sydney Pollack (director), Caterina Boratto (actress), Tony Bill (actor), Ernest Clark (actor), Scott Wilson (actor), Michel Legrand (composer), Jean-Pierre Aumont (actor), Burt Lancaster (actor), Patrick O'Neal (actor), Bruce Dern (actor), Dusan Tadic (actor), Martin Ransohoff (producer), John Calley (producer),

Plot: Toward the end of World War II, a small company of American GI's occupy an ancient castle. Their commander has an affair with the countess in resident. One guy falls in love with a Volkswagon. A baker among them moves in with another baker's wife. A group of shell shocked holy rollers wander the bombed out streets. A GI art historian tries vainly to protect the castle and its masterpieces.

Keywords: 1940s, adultery, anti-war, ardennes, ardennes-forest, aristocrat, art-collection, baker's-shop, bakery, based-on-novel
Genres: Drama, Romance, War,
Taglines: A 10th-Century castle...a 20th-Century war...and the outspoken novel come to life on the screen! The bold bawdy novel comes to life! The major took the castle and then he took its mistress! A one-eyed major and his oddball heroes fight a twentieth-century war in a tenth-century castle!

Quotes:

The Count: You find me degenerate - or worse even, French.

Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leading singing]::Sfc. Rossie Baker: Hey, you're waking everybody up! Go back to your outfit!::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [singing subsides] Excuse me?::Sfc. Rossie Baker: You're waking everybody up, go back to your outfit.::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We have no outfit. We've withdrawn. We don't believe in fighting.::Sfc. Rossie Baker: Well who believes in fighting?::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We believe in God. That frightens you, doesn't it? All you believe in is fornication, and killing.::Sfc. Rossie Baker: What?::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: We're conscientious objectors!::Sfc. Rossie Baker: You mean, you conscientiously object to fornicating?::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: [leads singing again, loudly]::Sfc. Rossie Baker: [taps Lt. Bix on shoulder as singing continues] Hey! Didn't you tell 'em? They're supposed to excuse you from combat.::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: They said that our sect was too small!::Sfc. Rossie Baker: Your what was too small?::Lt. Billy Byron Bix: Sect! S-E-C-T!

Sfc. Rossie Baker: [enterting brothel with loaves] Everybody should eat more bread. Feeds the heart. And remember, the heart's the second-most important organ in the human body.

Sfc. Rossie Baker: Listen, battles are lost because people get excited. There's only one way to calm the situation down - go to bed with a woman. Afterwards you'll be able to concentrate.

Maj. Abraham Falconer: When the German tanks get here, we'll have a reception. They're brave sons of bitches, and we should not allow their heroic actions to go unsung. They should all have a cocktail!::Red Queen: Cocktail?::Maj. Abraham Falconer: Cognac bottle filled with gasoline.

Sfc. Rossie Baker: If we get caught, can they shoot us for wearing a German tank?

Maj. Abraham Falconer: What do you see out there, Beckman?::Capt. Lionel Beckman: No Krauts yet!::Maj. Abraham Falconer: You never will. You're a dreamer, Beckman. They'll get you first!

Maj. Abraham Falconer: I warned you about thinking, Beckman!

Pvt. Allistair Piersall Benjamin: Napoleon before Venice said, 'If my cannon destroy but one statue, I would rather not take Venice.::Capt. Lionel Beckman: Did Napoleon say that? Doesn't sound like Napoleon.::Pvt. Allistair Piersall Benjamin: Oh, well, no he didn't, but I thought it would cheer you up.::Capt. Lionel Beckman: I appreciate that, but Napoleon was a louse.

Pvt. Allistair Piersall Benjamin: My purpose is madness. It's the only way you can really tell what happens in war. By lying you can open the door a little crack on the truth.