Good Show Sir Comments: “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape” said the gorilla.
Published 1966
Good Show Sir Comments: “Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape” said the gorilla.
Published 1966
Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a naked man, and he’s playing with these two blue balls. No, no, I’m saying he’s handling two massive globes. Don’t make ’em the same size, one is bigger than the other. Have him straining, concentrating intensely. Look, I don’t see what’s so funny about this.
Published 1968
Bibliomancer Comments: Don’t bring a squirt gun to a sword fight.
Published 1981
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments:
“But, I don’t see anything…”
“KEEP GOING, I SAID!”
“Look. Do you even know what a dragon is? Do you know what one looks like…?”
“FASTER!”
Published 1992
Good Show Sir Comments: You want the backpack full of food? More clothes? What about the bag with guns? No? Ok… back in time you go!
Published 1981
Many thanks to Erin!
Bibliomancer’s Art Direction: Sorry Mr. Burroughs but your first Mars book didn’t sell many copies in our Southern bookstores. Perhaps you need a more menacing villain. Our new cover artist has some fresh ideas.
Published 1952
Tom Noir Comments: Balzan, when your B.O. starts knocking out dragons, it’s time to take a bath. And I don’t mean by licking yourself.
Published 1975
Tom Noir Comments: No seriously man, I just want to take a little bit off the top!
Published 1990
Dead Stuff with Big Teeth Comments:Whaddaya think? I hewed her cheeks meself.
Published 1975
Bibliomancer Comments: Stop changing your mind and put your metal bra on. We’ll be late for the party.
Published 1973
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