Good Show Sir

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Bibliomancer’s Comments: “Get your slimy squid tentacles off my cleaning lady. Domestic servants are hard to find!”
Published 1975

The epic wraparound cover

(Average: 4.21 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Joey liked to imagine the mall girls with Nothing on.
Published 1992

(Average: 5.95 out of 10)

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Tom Noir’s Art Direction: I want a sexy space princess trying hard not to ogle a slab of beefcake. Have her cleaning out her earwax or something.
Published 2000

(Average: 7.60 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: My card must be the Queen of D-Cups.
Published 1987

You might remember this from here

(Average: 8.87 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: They’ve gone to extraordinary lengths here to make sure nothing on this cover makes any sense. I wonder if it as drawn with the same yellow highlighter that the author used to get high while he was writing the book?
Published 1976

(Average: 7.61 out of 10)

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Peter T Comments: Not sure how you wear your pants with a tail sticking out…. or how he killed all those creatures with such an erratic gun…. Girl looks nice though….
Published 1984

(Average: 7.00 out of 10)

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Cyril Comments: I fear that the symbolism escapes me.  But then the worms and the nude seem to be escaping as well.
Published 1974

(Average: 8.22 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: I guess this cover is a fairly realistic depiction of cybersex. I mean, he IS only using one hand…
Published 1996

(Average: 9.00 out of 10)

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Cyril Comments: Bad hair day.
Published 1970

(Average: 8.95 out of 10)

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Tom Noir Comments: Strategically placed bat lion shields our eyes from his, uh, silver bells.
Published 1977

(Average: 7.56 out of 10)

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