Dylan Byrd

@byrdinflight

(Formerly) designer/illustrator at . I enjoy a good overwhelming.

Virginia, USA
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Joined March 2009
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  1. May 18

    All I hear is "made for the socially awkward, by the socially awkward."

    1 retweet 5 likes
  3. May 12

    I'll be dammed if I'm going with the flow.

    1 like
  4. May 3

    They squeeze triggerbytes of hatadata at my Bulleit proof chest.

    1 like
  5. Apr 24

    Self-Portraits by 87-Year-Old Photographer Kimiko Nishimoto

    1 retweet
  6. Apr 22

    Style overload. 📽: Ji San Kim

    10:05 p.m. - 22 Apr 2016 · Details
    23 retweets 52 likes
  7. Apr 23

    Becoming a parent has slowed time down for me. Subtlty and nuance has become more apparent. I expected the opposite.

    8 likes
  8. Apr 20

    My birthday is tomorrow. Here's my wishlist FYI: 1. Alligator cowboy boots 2. Gold-plated Jumbo Jenga 3. Waterproof 27" iMac case

    1 like
  9. Apr 17

    Watch it, jet. That's the only moon we got.

    9:23 a.m. - 17 Apr 2016 · Details
    6 likes
  10. Apr 12

    . The update prompt was blocking the screen on my son's cartoons and he started crying. Thanks a lot.

    4 likes
  11. Apr 10

    It's 1AM and I decided I wanted a milkshake. So there's a McDonald's near my house. I'm greeted at the drive thru by the following sentence:

    4,560 retweets 6,599 likes
  12. Apr 10

    So many people rave about how relaxing and restoring mani-pedis are but my 6 m.o. son hates them.

    7 likes
  13. Mar 26

    Based on how good my mailbox smelled when I opened it, this is going to be some mighty fine joe.

    5:19 p.m. - 26 Mar 2016 · Details
    5 likes
  14. Mar 23

    Sad to hear passed away. Could've listened to 8 Million (more) Stories.

  15. Feb 2

    1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco

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    4,737 retweets 5,038 likes
  16. Mar 20

    This could be you but you won't spend $39.99

    5:17 p.m. - 20 Mar 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 6 likes
  17. Mar 19

    Update on foot skills: Controlled radial motion: unlocked – *quietly* opening and closing doors, changing box fan speeds, etc.

    4 likes
  18. Mar 15

    Fish out of water 🎨🐟

    Fish out of water (by @teekenng) #stopmotion #evaporation #zen...
    Vine by Tee Ken Ng
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    11:08 a.m. - 15 Mar 2016 · Details
    1,457 retweets 2,972 likes
  20. Mar 2

    In our art class tomorrow, I'm going to attempt to use to teach my nieces about perspective and scale. Should be interesting.

    4 likes
  21. Feb 27

    I gotta hand it to , "my mama don't like you, and she likes everyone" is a flat out stone-cold diss.

    2 likes
  22. Feb 25

    King of the hill

    2:56 p.m. - 25 Feb 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 8 likes
  23. Feb 21

    💨⚫️

    1:31 p.m. - 21 Feb 2016 · Details
  24. Feb 21

    Slowly returning home

    1:15 p.m. - 21 Feb 2016 · Details
    1 like
  25. Feb 21

    Just wrapped up this portrait. Pick a frame, ! It's ready for your mantel.

    10:26 a.m. - 21 Feb 2016 · Details
    2 retweets 4 likes
  27. Feb 17

    Don't follow me. My real life is even less interesting than this.

    Follower – Attention, surveillance and physicality of social media
    1 like
  29. Feb 13

    Another in-progress shot of that portrait of . The scarf continues to mock me…

    1:06 p.m. - 13 Feb 2016 · Details
    6 likes
  30. Feb 13

    I'd literally rather have my arms fall off than take two trips to carry the groceries up from the car.

    3 likes
  31. Feb 13

    My neighbor is either struggling to learn to play Chopsticks and Heart & Soul or they're watching that scene from Big on repeat.

    1 like
  32. Feb 12

    We could only do this every 15 minutes or so because he WOULDN'T BRING THE BALL BACK.

    6:23 a.m. - 12 Feb 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 3 likes
  33. Feb 9

    In an ancient country of conflict, skateboarding is a new land of opportunity:

    12:59 p.m. - 9 Feb 2016 · Details
    6 retweets 8 likes
  34. Feb 12

    I resent that, . I'm not the least bit affectionate 😘

    5:56 a.m. - 12 Feb 2016 · Details
    4 likes
  35. Feb 9

    Almost done with this portrait of and his lady. He wore a hounds tooth scarf just to torture me...

    4:25 p.m. - 9 Feb 2016 · Details
    8 likes
  37. Feb 8

    Hey, remember that time at lunch when my aunts decided to strike up a convo about circumcision while I was eating fried calamari?

    3 likes
  38. Jan 31

    Hello? Anyone in there?

    4:08 p.m. - 31 Jan 2016 · Details
    5 likes
  39. Jan 23

    Just four short months into this dad life thing and I've already perfected picking things up with my toes.

    9 likes
  41. Jan 20

    I think I'm gonna just stay put…for a week.

    7:44 p.m. - 20 Jan 2016 · Details
    6 likes
  42. 6 Apr 2014

    I have some terrible news....

    11:10 a.m. - 6 Apr 2014 · Details
    706 retweets 1,259 likes
  43. Jan 12

    ✨ IT LIVES ✨ is live, and our first edition prints are up for sale >>

    7:33 a.m. - 12 Jan 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 14 likes
  44. Jan 9

    “This ends now.” -

    FINAL HIGHLIGHTS: ties it w/ 5 secs left & seizes OT Game Winner
  45. Jan 7

    If Twitter wants to expand their character limit, that’s cool, but let’s not talk about it like some drastic or revolutionary change.

    1 like
  46. Jan 6

    'Flashdance' fans will love this super sexy cleaning ad starring

    9:22 a.m. - 6 Jan 2016 · Details
    25 retweets 46 likes
  47. 31 Dec 2015

    Straaannnnge things are happenin’ to me.

    Basically the plot of Toy Story
    2 likes
  48. 29 Dec 2015

    I eat emojis like 😀 for breakfast.

    8:28 a.m. - 29 Dec 2015 · Details
    6 likes
  49. 22 Dec 2015

    Here's a sketch of my boy Thomas in his mustache suit – drawn as accurately as possible, no mods...nope, none.

    7:21 a.m. - 22 Dec 2015 · Details
    2 retweets 24 likes
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