Ned (2003)

Actors: Damon Herriman (actor), Tony Barry (actor), Damon Herriman (actor), Sean Lynch (actor), Nash Edgerton (actor), Jason Donovan (actor), Abe Forsythe (writer), Abe Forsythe (actor), Abe Forsythe (director), Felix Williamson (actor), Emile Sherman (producer), Drew Forsythe (actor), Jill Ryan (miscellaneous crew), John Batchelor (actor), Jeremy Sims (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Western,
Taglines: The Action. The Drama. The Passion. Hero. Lover. Dickhead.

Quotes:

Mr. Kelly: Sit down, shut up and finish your rubber!

Dan Kelly: We need bread, new beards and I need you to pick me up some penicillin. For my Syphilis.::Ned Kelly: Alright.::Dan Kelly: Oh and some fresh milk.::Ned Kelly: Can't we just get that from our horses?::Dan Kelly: I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.

Hawkins: Morning Governor Sinclair.::Sinclair: Tell me Hawkins, who made my breakfast this morning?::Hawkins: That new Cook, Sir. Was there a problem?::Sinclair: Yes Hawkins, there was. Several in fact. My fruit salad had no Paw Paw, my pheasant eggs were cold, mild at best, and this Earl Gray tastes as if it's been pissed from a dead baby.::Hawkins: I'll forward your complaints to him, Sir.::Sinclair: Don't do that Hawkins. Just have the man killed.

Mr. Kelly: Take a look around you Ned, one day this will all be yours. Rubber is the way of the future. And you and I will lead the way, together. Together with our farm of rubber...

Dan Kelly: Jesus Ned, pull yourself together.::Tina: Is your friend alright?::Dan Kelly: He's fine. He just saw his family... raped... by Pirates.

Ned Kelly: How come you look like Michael Jackson?::Mr. Kelly: I'm dead.

Henchman Williams: [after knocking a stick puppet he thinks is a bush ranger into a fire] Yeah! Burn you skinny son of a bitch!

Ned Kelly: Heard you guys were lookin' for a fourth outlaw?::Dan Kelly: Maybe we are, maybe we aren't... You lookin' to join up?::Ned Kelly: Maybe I am, maybe I aren't.

Townsmember: Nice pony!::Ned Kelly: He's a horse.

Ned Kelly (2003)

Actors: Rachel Griffiths (actress), Eric Fellner (producer), Heath Ledger (actor), Charles 'Bud' Tingwell (actor), Liza Chasin (producer), Tim Bevan (producer), Anthony Hayes (actor), Orlando Bloom (actor), Nicholas Bell (actor), Christopher Baker (actor), Naomi Watts (actress), Joel Edgerton (actor), Geoffrey Rush (actor), John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Klaus Badelt (composer),

Genres: Action, Adventure, Biography, Crime, History, Western,
Taglines: A film about the legendary outlaw whose story outgrew his life You can kill a man but not a legend. When the law tried to silence him a legend was born. The British Empire branded them as outlaws. The oppressed called them heroes.

Quotes:

[from the trailer]::Ned Kelly: I've never shot a man, but if I do, so help me God, you'll be the first!

Aaron Sherritt: Can you keep your voices down ? I've got a visitor.::Joe Byrne: Who?::Aaron Sherritt: Mary Hegarty.::Joe Byrne: Mary Hegarty? Jesus, she may only be thirteen!::Aaron Sherritt: Ah, I'm not superstitious.

Ned Kelly: I give fair warning to all those who has reason to fear me to sell out and and do not attempt to reside in Victoria but as short a time as possible after reading this notice, neglect this and abide by the consequences, which shall be worse than the rust in the wheat in Victoria. I do not wish to give the order full force without giving timely warning. but I am a widows son outlawed and my orders must be obeyed

Ned Kelly: So if I can beg your patience, this is my statement to the Premier of Victoria, Graham Berry, and you here are my witnesses. Joe, take out a pen and paper. We'll write ourselves a letter.::Ned Kelly: Dear sir. Dear sir.::Premier Berry: Dear sir. I wish to acquaint you with some of the occurrences of the present, past and the future. It will pay government to give those people who are suffering...::Ned Kelly: justice and liberty.::Premier Berry: justice and liberty. I seek revenge for the evil name given me and my relations. By the light that shines, this is my warning.::Ned Kelly: My brother and sisters and mother have to put up with the brutal and cowardly conduct of a parcel of...::Premier Berry: - big, ugly...::Ned Kelly: - big, ugly, fat-necked...::Premier Berry: - fat-necked...::Dan Kelly: Wombat headed.::Ned Kelly: Wombat headed.::Premier Berry: - wombat headed, big-bellied...::Woman: Magpie legged.::Ned Kelly: Magpie legged. Thank you very much, ma'am. Joe, write that down. Magpie legged.::Premier Berry: - narrow-hipped, splaw-footed, sons of Irish bailiffs...::Ned Kelly: Or English landlords, better known as what? The Victorian police.::Premier Berry: [to the Superintendent Hare] This section here you might find less amusing, Superintendent.::Ned Kelly: I give fair warning to all those who have reason to fear me, not to attempt to reside in Victoria. Neglect this and abide by the consequences which shall be worse than the rust in the wheat. I do not wish to give this order full force without timely warning but I am an widows son outlawed and my orders must be obeyed!

Joe Byrne: Ah! The monkey's been shot! Poor little bugger!

Joe Byrne: Surely there's no harm in being friendly

Ned Kelly: I wore it seriously, my hero's sash of green and gold - proof that i'd saved a life as well.

Ned Kelly: Such is life.

Ned Kelly: They said i'd lost what it meant to be human, maybe never had it in the first place, but wasn't this about protecting the ones I loved? The ones who gave me food, and shelter, even the clothes on me back? And therefore wasn't it now a war?

Ned Kelly: Wasn't this the challenge of you whole life, Superintendent Hare? A feather in your cap? You can't catch me, you don't have a hope of catching me, so you take my friends instead. Over one hundred men arrested, stuck in stinking cells without trial while their crops perish the fields. And guess what? Not one of 'em caves in and tries to claim the reward. Not one of 'em, They loved me the same and hated you all the more, didn't they? Did you really think I was gonna let 'em all rot?

Ned Kelly (1970)

Actors: Mick Jagger (actor), Tony Richardson (writer), Tony Richardson (director), Bill Hunter (actor), Martyn Sanderson (actor), Reg Gorman (actor), Tim Van Rellim (actor), Peter Sumner (actor), Robert Bruning (actor), Ken Goodlet (actor), Jack Allen (actor), Diane Craig (actress), Gerry Duggan (actor), Serge Lazareff (actor), Frank Thring (actor),

Plot: Unable to support his family in the Australian outback, a man turns to stealing horses in order to make money. He gets more deeply drawn into the outlaw life, and eventually becomes involved in murders. Based on the life of famed 19th-century Australian outlaw Ned Kelly.

Keywords: 1870s, aborigine, armed-robbery, armor, arson, australia, australian-history, baby, bank-robbery, bar
Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, History, Western,

Quotes:

[last lines]::Ned Kelly: [as his death sentence is pronounced] Yes. I will meet you... There!

Mrs. Kelly: [as Ned is about to be taken to the rafter] Mind you die like a Kelly, son!

Ned Kelly: [as he is about to be led into the court house] If I ever have to kill a man, Lonigan, you will be the first!

The Glenrowan Affair (1951)

Actors: Charles 'Bud' Tingwell (actor), Rupert Kathner (writer), Rupert Kathner (producer), Rupert Kathner (director), Rupert Kathner (actor), John Fernside (actor), Stan Tolhurst (actor), Charles Tasman (actor), Frank Ransome (actor), Edward Smith (actor), Larry Crowhurst (actor), Alan Bardsley (actor), Albie Henderson (actor), Arthur Hemsley (actor), George Webb (actor),

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama,

Cattle Stampede (1943)

Actors: Hank Bell (actor), Ray Bennett (actor), Roy Brent (actor), Roy Bucko (actor), Budd Buster (actor), Ed Cassidy (actor), Steve Clark (actor), Tex Cooper (actor), Buster Crabbe (actor), Art Dillard (actor), Curley Dresden (actor), John Elliott (actor), Frank Ellis (actor), Herman Hack (actor), Ted Adams (actor),

Plot: Billy the Kid ('Buster Crabbe' (qv)) and Fuzzy Jones ('Al St. John' (qv)) are on their way out of Arizona being chased by some riders who hope to cash in on the reward money for their capture. They are warned in time by Ed Dawson ('Hansel Warner' (qv)), but Ed is wounded in the getaway. They get a doctor ('John Elliott (I)' (qv)) to attend to Ed. The latter tells them there is a range war in progress across the border and that he is looking for men to help make a cattle drive to the rail junction. Agreeing to help, they head for the Dawson ranch and run across a Dawson man who has been killed from ambush. Mary Dawson ('Frances Gladwin' (qv)), Ed's sister, thinks they did it but they convince her of their innocence. The news of the killing causes ranch foreman Brandon ('Charles King (II)' (qv)), secretly working for the rustlers, to try and get the rest of the Dawson hands to quit, but Billy intercedes and agrees to take the cattle through for Sam Dawson ('Ed Cassidy (I)' (qv)). Brandon and Coulter ('Glenn Strange (I)' (qv)) have their henchmen stampede the cattle on the drive and Elkins ('Frank Ellis (I)' (qv)), one of Coulter's men, meets with Billy after the stampede and suggests his boss will buy up what cattle are left. Fuzzy also meets a couple of ranchers who have had the same proposition made to them. Coulter later recognizes Billy as the wanted Billy the Kid, and makes an offer for them to work together. Billy sees this as a way to smash the gang and agrees, provided he gets a cut of the Dawson herd. Billy and Fuzzy hold up a stage to keep the cattle money out of the hands of the Coulter gang, but Coulter, realizing he has been double-crossed, kidnaps Mary.

Keywords: 1880s, ambush, archive-footage, arizona, b-movie, b-western, barroom, billy-the-kid-series, border, brawl
Genres: Action, Comedy, Western,
Taglines: HE'S A TRIGGER-QUICK GUY! And The Toughest Badmen Can't Stop Him (original poster) Gunsmoke On The Trail... Billy's Playin' It High Wide And Handsome As He Shoots It Out With Mesa Toughs!

Quotes:

[first lines]::[Stone riffles through a handful of wanted posters offering rewards for the apprehension of Billy the Kid]::Henchman Stone: Five thousand more is 25,000, three is 28 and two is 30. The state's offering $30,000 for the capture of the Kid, dead or alive. Now we don't have to fight the law, because they're the ones who have to pay off. This is the easiest money I've run up against. Now Billy is a smooth customer - he's shot his way out of a lotta traps and we won't give him the chance. He's got to come by way of Coldwater Canyon and we'll be waitin' for him!

Mary Dawson: So you've killed another one of our men. You're afraid to give a man a chance aren't you? We'll I'm not going to give you a chance, either. I'm going to kill you as I would a rattlesnake. You're worse than a rattler. A rattler warns at least.

Speed to Spare (1937)

Actors: Viola Lawrence (editor), Arthur Aylesworth (actor), Stanley Brown (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Bill Elliott (actor), Eddie Fetherston (actor), John Gallaudet (actor), Jack Gardner (actor), Harry Harvey (actor), Eddie Laughton (actor), Allen Mathews (actor), Gene Morgan (actor), Edward J. Nugent (actor), Irving Briskin (producer), Bert Granet (writer),

Plot: The champion race car driver Tommy Morton is the eternal rival to less-ethical speed king Larry 'Skids' Brannigan. What no one knows is that Tommy and Skids are actually brothers, separated at birth. Driven by a filial devotion that he can't explain, Tommy tries to dissuade Skids from recklessness, only to be "repaid" when Skids tries to steal away Tommy's blond girl-friend Eileen Hart.

Keywords: automobile-racing, twins
Genres: Drama,
Taglines: Speed demons grin at destruction for a single smile from a blonde!

Ticket to Paradise (1936)

Actors: Bud Jamison (actor), Tom Kennedy (actor), Gavin Gordon (actor), Luis Alberni (actor), Stanley Fields (actor), Wallis Clark (actor), E.E. Clive (actor), Harrison Greene (actor), Gino Corrado (actor), Harry Harvey (actor), Tom Herbert (actor), Russell Hicks (actor), Earle Hodgins (actor), Claude Gillingwater (actor), Charles Lane (actor),

Plot: Janes Forbes (Barrie) decides to help amnesiac Jack Doe (Pryor) to find the details of his true identity. She doesn't tell anyone she is leaving, which causes her worried father to hire a detective to find the pair. Trouble ensues when a minor gangster with his own night club becomes involved.

Keywords: amnesia
Genres: Drama,

One of the Bravest (1925)

Actors: Samuel Sax (miscellaneous crew), Edward Hearn (actor), Ralph Lewis (actor), Pat Somerset (actor), Mary Gordon (actress), Claire McDowell (actress), Frank O'Connor (director), Irene Morra (editor), Henry McCarty (writer), Sidney Franklin (actor), Renaud Hoffman (producer), James J. Tynan (writer), Austen Jewell (actor), Marion Mack (actress),

Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: YOU'RE GOING TO CALL IT THE GREATEST FIRE PICTURE EVER MADE! (original poster - all caps)

The Story of the Kelly Gang (1906)

Actors: Frank Mills (actor), Millard Johnson (producer), John Tait (producer), John Tait (actor), Charles Tait (writer), Charles Tait (director), Mr. McKenzie (actor), E.J. Tait (actor), Frank Tait (actor), Norman Campbell (actor), Bella Cola (actress), Vera Linden (actress), Elizabeth Tait (actress), W.A. Gibson (producer), Nevin Tait (producer),

Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, History, Western,
Taglines: A thrilling moving picture from start to finish The Most Sensational, The Most Thrilling and Interesting LIVING PICTURES EVER TAKEN.

The Story of the Kelly Gang (1906)

Actors: Frank Mills (actor), Millard Johnson (producer), John Tait (producer), John Tait (actor), Charles Tait (writer), Charles Tait (director), Mr. McKenzie (actor), E.J. Tait (actor), Frank Tait (actor), Norman Campbell (actor), Bella Cola (actress), Vera Linden (actress), Elizabeth Tait (actress), W.A. Gibson (producer), Nevin Tait (producer),

Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, History, Western,
Taglines: A thrilling moving picture from start to finish The Most Sensational, The Most Thrilling and Interesting LIVING PICTURES EVER TAKEN.