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Germany (i/ˈdʒɜrməni/), officially the Federal Republic of Germany (German: Bundesrepublik Deutschland, pronounced [ˈbʊndəsʁepuˌbliːk ˈdɔʏtʃlant] ( listen)), is a federal parliamentary republic in Europe. The country consists of 16 states while the capital and largest city is Berlin. Germany covers an area of 357,021 km2 and has a largely temperate seasonal climate. With 81.8 million inhabitants, it is the most populous member state and the largest economy in the European Union. It is one of the major political powers of the European continent and a technological leader in many fields.
A region named Germania, inhabited by several Germanic peoples, was documented before AD 100. During the Migration Period, the Germanic tribes expanded southward, and established successor kingdoms throughout much of Europe. Beginning in the 10th century, German territories formed a central part of the Holy Roman Empire. During the 16th century, northern German regions became the centre of the Protestant Reformation while southern and western parts remained dominated by Roman Catholic denominations, with the two factions clashing in the Thirty Years' War, marking the beginning of the Catholic–Protestant divide that has characterized German society ever since. Occupied during the Napoleonic Wars, the rise of Pan-Germanism inside the German Confederation resulted in the unification of most of the German states into the German Empire in 1871 which was Prussian dominated. After the German Revolution of 1918–1919 and the subsequent military surrender in World War I, the Empire was replaced by the Weimar Republic in 1918, and partitioned in the Treaty of Versailles. Amidst the Great Depression, the Third Reich was proclaimed in 1933. The latter period was marked by Fascism and World War II. After 1945, Germany was divided by allied occupation, and evolved into two states, East Germany and West Germany. In 1990 Germany was reunified.
Actors: Jenni Gold (producer), Michael Jackson (actor), Bruce Resnik (miscellaneous crew), Stuart Pankin (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Chris Spinelli (actor), Jackie Torres (actress), P. David Miller (actor), Douglas Dunning (actor), T.J. Storm (actor), Brande Roderick (actress), Bryan Michael Stoller (writer), Bryan Michael Stoller (producer), Bryan Michael Stoller (actor), Bryan Michael Stoller (director),
Plot: While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers and Mike Saunders crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.
Keywords: absurd-humor, parodyActors: Burt Kennedy (writer), Burt Kennedy (director), Willie Nelson (actor), Jack Elam (actor), Alfonso Arau (actor), Delta Burke (actress), Annabelle Gurwitch (actress), Burt Kennedy (producer), Frank Konigsberg (producer), Arthur B. Rubinstein (composer), Gerald McRaney (actor), Gregory Sierra (actor), J.D. Garfield (actor), Larry Sanitsky (producer), Warner E. Leighton (editor),
Genres: Western,Actors: Claire Maurier (actress), Jean Parédès (actor), Jeanne Herviale (actress), Michel Robin (actor), Michel Vitold (actor), Roland Giraud (actor), Jean-François Poron (actor), Jean-Louis Allibert (actor), Bernard Lavalette (actor), Robert Lombard (actor), Bernard Dhéran (actor), Antoine Marin (actor), Albert Michel (actor), Jean Ferry (writer), Alexandre Dumas père (writer),
Genres: Adventure,Actors: Ellinor Vanderveer (actress), Lon Poff (actor), Ferdinand Munier (actor), Robert Greig (actor), Mary Forbes (actress), Louise Dresser (actress), Minna Gombell (actress), Tom Ricketts (actor), Franklin Pangborn (actor), Pietro Sosso (actor), Max Wagner (actor), Arthur Housman (actor), Nora Cecil (actress), William Collier Sr. (actor), William Goetz (producer),
Genres: ,Well I thought...
That I meant something to you
But now I see that it's untrue
I guess you must have slept
With every guy you ever met
But I'm gonna get you back
If its the last thing I ever do
The stains on your mattress cannot hide
The fruits of your labor stuffed inside
But, while your in la-la land
Whispering the name of another man
I'm gonna turn my back
And leave your cheating ass behind
I'm gonna run away with your money
And buy a ticket to Germany
I'm gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn
And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)
And you'll be standing in the Welfare line
You're money and you're honey
Are long gone!
It's nothing personal
You saw to that
You're just a person
Who does her best work on her back
But if you're 'wakend
By an obscene call
I sprayed your number on the Berlin wall
I've seen the soldiers as they pass it all around
Imagine all the dick that you once missed
Because you couldn't find the Communists
East or West
Your still the best deal in town
I'm gonna run away with your money
And buy a ticket to Germany
I'm gonna sleep with every single slut on the River Bohn
And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo)
And you'll be standing in the Welfare line
You're money and you're honey
Are long gone!
You're money and you're honey
Are long gone!
You're money and you're honey