James, Clive Filmography

• Play in Full Screen The Unforgettable Russell Harty

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Interviewee on Saturday Night People
• Play in Full Screen Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Talking in the Library

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Have I Got News for You: The Best of the Guest Presenters - Volume 2

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Who Killed Saturday Night TV?

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Barry Humphries Gives Us the Good Oil

  2003, role: actor , character name: Paddy
• Play in Full Screen The Showbiz Set

  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Talk Show Story

  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen A Night of 1,000 Years

  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Monday Night Clive

  1999, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Tom Jones

  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Play in Full Screen Stanley Baxter in Person

  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Meets Damon Hill

  1997, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Meets Damon Hill

  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Diana: The Nation's Farewell

  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen An Evening with Lily Savage

  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Play in Full Screen Clive James: Postcard from Bombay

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen In the Best Possible Taste: A Tribute to Kenny Everett

  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James: Postcard from Bombay

  1995, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1994

  1994, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1994

  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Sunday Night Clive

  1994, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1993

  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Fame in the Twentieth Century

  1993, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1993

  1993, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Fame in the Twentieth Century

  1993, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1992

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1992

  1992, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief: Behind the Nose

  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1991

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The Clive James Interview

  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James on 1991

  1991, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Talk Show with Clive James

  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen A Night of Comic Relief 2

  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Peter Ustinov

  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comic Relief

  1988, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen All Over Down Under

  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Billy Connolly

  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Meets Roman Polanski

  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Another Audience with Dame Edna Everage

  1984, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Za gaman

  1984, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen The Late Clive James

  1983, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen An Audience with Mel Brooks

  1983, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Live in Las Vegas

  1982, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• Play in Full Screen Clive James Live in Las Vegas

  1982, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Joyce Grenfell 1910-1979

  1980, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Secret Policeman's Ball

  1979, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen So It Goes

  1976, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Barry McKenzie: Ogre or Ocker

  1974, role: actor , character name: Paddy
• Play in Full Screen Behind the Scenes Footage from Barry McKenzie Holds His Own

  1974, role: actor , character name: Paddy

Famous quotes by Clive James:

"All television ever did was shrink the demand for ordinary movies. The demand for extraordinary movies increased. If any one thing is wrong with the movie industry today, it is the unrelenting effort to astonish."

"It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are."

"Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology."

"In the Bob Hope Golf Classic, the participation of President Gerald Ford was more than enough to remind you that the nuclear button was at one stage at the disposal of a man who might have either pressed it by mistake or else pressed it deliberately in order to obtain room service."

"Fiction is life with the dull bits left out"

"The literary critic, or the critic of any other specific form of artistic expression, may detach himself from the world for as long as the work of art he is contemplating appears to do the same."

"Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail."

"The British Secret Service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB."

"She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short."

"Stop worrying / nobody gets out of this world alive."

"Fiction is life with the dull bits left out."

"Whoever called snooker 'chess with balls' was rude, but right."

"A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all."

"Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world."

"Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire."