The Long Hard Goodbye (2009)

Actors: Adrian Annis (actor), Adrian Annis (actor), Liza Callinicos (actress), Liza Callinicos (actress), Kimberly Barrios (actress), Anna Brook (actress), Anna Brook (actress), Scott Ryan Vickers (actor), Scott Ryan Vickers (actor), David James Coe (writer), David James Coe (editor), David James Coe (writer), David James Coe (director), David Carson (producer), David James Price (writer),

Genres: Crime, Short, Thriller,

A Peace of History (2005)

Actors: Randy Tobin (actor), Cazimir Milostan (actor), Hunter Lee Hughes (actor), David Palmieri (actor), Max Taylor (actor), Erica Engelhardt (actress), Erica Engelhardt (producer), Erica Engelhardt (costume designer), Jessejames Locorriere (actor), Monica Winter Vigil (producer), Monica Winter Vigil (actress), Matthew McCray (actor), Jerry Schumacher (actor), Ross Seymour (actor), Jeremy Gantz (writer),

Genres: Drama, Short,
Taglines: This is the story of a gun, from creation to damnation to salvation.

Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

Actors: Julie Brown (actress), Tim Kazurinsky (actor), Michael Winslow (actor), George Gaynes (actor), Bobcat Goldthwait (actor), George R. Robertson (actor), Bubba Smith (actor), G.W. Bailey (actor), Rich Hall (actor), Ed Herlihy (actor), Jason Hervey (actor), Howard Hesseman (actor), Steve Guttenberg (actor), Jennifer Darling (actress), Colleen Camp (actress),

Plot: Watch out! A wacky wizard of Ozzy and his leathered and studded band of punky pranksters are on the prowl, spray-painting the town red and emptying the pockets of anyone sharing the sidewalk. In the wake of the new crime wave, people might be wondering where the educational system has gone wrong. But relax, America. Think of the _Police Academy (1984)_ (qv). Now that's the kind of school people can trust, the kind of school whose grads fight crime with slapstick instead of nightsticks. Those goofy oddballs in blue are going to tangle with the pinhead punkers. The Police Academy regulars, from meathead Mahoney to the impeccably inept Cmdt. Lassard, are back again to answer law enforcement's most uproarious role call.

Keywords: 1980s, blockbuster, comic-violence, cult-film, fistfight, gang, kung-fu, male-nudity, martial-arts, murphy-bed
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Watch out! They've got to clean up the worst crime district in the world. But that's no problem. They're the worst police force in the universe. To protect, to serve... and make you laugh. America's funniest crimebusters are back!

Quotes:

Mahoney: Never fool with a fuzz ball.

Lt. Mauser: You're not playing with a full deck, are you?::Sergeant Proctor: Oh, I don't play cards.

Lt. Mauser: Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is mine.::Mahoney: You wanted to see me, sir?::Lt. Mauser: Mahoney, didn't your mother teach you how to knock?::Mahoney: It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight.

[after seeing his cat pooped in the cereal]::Sgt. Vinnie: Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?::Mahoney: [shocked] I'm on a diet.

Lt. Mauser: Let me see your piece. Why isn't there any ammo in here?::Officer Hooks: I was afraid it would go off.::Lt. Mauser: Oh, you were afraid it would go off were you? That's one on Hooks

Lt. Mauser: That is all. Thanks for your time.::Officer Hooks: What about me, sir? Don't I get a car?::Lt. Mauser: [imitating Hooks] "Oh, what about me sir? Don't I get a car?" No, you don't get a car. You get a nice little chair and a nice little desk and a nice little office for your nice little voice!::Officer Hooks: Asshole!::Lt. Mauser: That's two!

Sgt. Vinnie: You know, next to lunch and dinner, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Aw, jeez. Bunky? Bunky? How many times I gotta tell ya? The litter box, the litter box!

[Sargent Vinnie picks up a chocolate bar out of a rubbish bin]::Sgt. Vinnie: Look at that. A half eaten chocolate bar. It's hardly been touched. Do you want some?::Mahoney: No thanks.

[Mahoney wears a microphone while infiltrating Zed's gang]::Mahoney: So what is this place? It smells like animals.::Sgt. Vinnie: They took him to my place?

Capt. Peter 'Pete' Lassard: Come on guys step on it.::[Vinnie's dog steps on Captain Lassard's lap]::Capt. Peter 'Pete' Lassard: Not you Lou.

Anderssonskans Kalle i busform (1973)

Actors: Sickan Carlsson (actress), Per-Axel Arosenius (actor), Hjördis Petterson (actress), Gunnel Wadner (actress), Lauritz Falk (actor), Ragnar Frisk (actor), Charles Redland (composer), Gus Dahlström (actor), Arne Stivell (composer), Arne Stivell (actor), Arne Stivell (director), Arne Stivell (producer), Arne Stivell (writer), Chris Wahlström (actress), Lars Lennartsson (actor),

Genres: ,

Stop Press Girl (1949)

Actors: Kenneth More (actor), Sam Kydd (actor), William Mervyn (actor), James Robertson Justice (actor), Michael Balfour (actor), John Boxer (actor), Arthur Lowe (actor), Charles Lamb (actor), Vincent Ball (actor), Alexander Field (actor), Michael Goodliffe (actor), Fred Griffiths (actor), Cyril Chamberlain (actor), Gordon Jackson (actor), Basil Radford (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

It Happened All Night (1941)

Actors: Ernie Adams (actor), Eddie Foster (actor), Billy Franey (actor), Edgar Kennedy (actor), Donald Kerr (actor), Vivien Oakland (actress), Lou Brock (producer), George Jeske (writer), Charles E. Roberts (writer), Charles E. Roberts (director), John Lockert (editor),

Plot: Edgar is the constable of a small town while his father-in-law is the town lamplighter. A couple of crooks descend on the town, followed by some more crooks looking for the loot cached by the first pair, and government men following all.

Genres: Comedy, Family, Short,

The Chinatown Mystery (1928)

Actors: J.P. McGowan (director), Spencer Bell (actor), Grace Cunard (actress), Helen Gibson (actress), Ruth Hiatt (actress), Rosemary Theby (actress), Trem Carr (producer), Francis Ford (writer), George Chesebro (actor), William Clifford (actor), Francis Ford (actor), Duke Green (actor), James B. Leong (actor), Sheldon Lewis (actor), Paul Malvern (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Family Secret (1924)

Actors: Matthew Betz (actor), Frank Currier (actor), Edward Earle (actor), Cesare Gravina (actor), Tiny Sandford (actor), Gladys Hulette (actress), Martha Mattox (actress), Rose Plumer (actress), William A. Seiter (director), Ralph Dietrich (editor), Carl Laemmle (miscellaneous crew), Baby Peggy (actress), Lucy Beaumont (actress), Martin Turner (actor), Lois Zellner (writer),

Genres: Drama,

The Ghost in the Garret (1921)

Actors: Dorothy Gish (actress), F. Richard Jones (director), Mary Foy (actress), Frank Hagney (actor), Walter P. Lewis (actor), Tom Blake (actor), Ray Grey (actor), Porter Strong (actor), William Parke Jr. (actor), Downing Clarke (actor), William Nally (actor), Wells Hastings (writer), Frank Badgley (actor), Mrs. David Landau (actress), Fred Chaston (writer),

Genres: Comedy,

The Master Crook (1913)

Actors: Arthur Finn (actor), Harry Lorraine (actor), Charles Weston (director), Jack Jarman (actor), Marie Pickering (actress), Bert Berry (actor),

Genres: Crime, Drama, Short,