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James Tiberius "Jim" Kirk is a character in the Star Trek media franchise. Kirk was first played by William Shatner as the principal lead character in the original Star Trek series. Shatner voiced Kirk in the animated Star Trek series and appeared in the first seven Star Trek movies. Chris Pine portrayed a younger version of the character in the 2009 Star Trek film, with Jimmy Bennett playing Kirk as a child. Other actors have played the character in fan-created media, and the character has been the subject of multiple spoofs and satires. Kirk also appears in numerous books, comics, and video games. The character has been praised for his leadership traits, and also criticized for his relationships with women.
James T. Kirk was born in 2233 in Riverside, Iowa. He was raised there by his parents, George and Winona Kirk. Although born on Earth, Kirk for a time lived on Tarsus IV, where he was one of nine surviving witnesses to the massacre of 4,000 colonists by Kodos the Executioner. James Kirk's brother George Samuel Kirk is first mentioned in "What Are Little Girls Made Of?" and introduced and killed in "Operation: Annihilate!", leaving behind three children. It is also stated that only he has ever called his brother by his childhood nickname, "Sam".
Percy Robert Miller (born April 29, 1967), better known by his stage name Master P or his business name P. Miller, is an American rapper, actor, entrepreneur, investor, and producer. He is the founder of the popular label No Limit Records, which went bankrupt and was relaunched as New No Limit Records through Koch Records. followed by Guttar Music Entertainment, Take A Stand Records and No Limit Forever Records. He is the founder and CEO of P. Miller Enterprises, an entertainment and financial conglomerate and Better Black Television.
Miller gained fame in the late 1990s with the success of his group TRU and his fifth album Ice Cream Man, which contained his first single "Mr. Ice Cream Man". In 1997, after the success of one his biggest singles to date, "Make 'Em Say Uhh!," went platinum, Miller grew further in popularity. Then Miller released his second platinum album Ghetto D. Miller also starred in his own street film, mostly based on his life, I'm Bout It.
In 1998, P. Miller released his most successful album to date MP Da Last Don. The album was also based on a film that Miller produced, which came out earlier that year with the same name. The album hit #1 on the Billboard Top 200 charts, selling over 400,000 copies in its first week. The album was certified 4x platinum, with over four million copies sold, making it Miller's best-selling album. In 1999, Miller released his eighth album, Only God Can Judge Me. It was not as successful as his previous album, though it still managed to reach a gold certification. Miller also starred in the movie, I Got the Hook Up, with A.J. Johnson.
Miley Ray Cyrus (born Destiny Hope Cyrus; November 23, 1992) is an American actress and pop singer-songwriter. She achieved wide fame for her role as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel sitcom Hannah Montana.
Cyrus recorded music for the soundtracks, Hannah Montana (2006) and Hannah Montana 2/Meet Miley Cyrus (2007), released by Walt Disney Records. With the success of the Hannah Montana franchise she established herself as a teen idol. In 2007, Cyrus signed to Hollywood Records to pursue a solo career. She embarked upon the Best of Both Worlds Tour the same year, in which she performed as both herself and in character as Hannah Montana. The tour was eventually turned into a high-grossing concert film titled Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008). In July 2008, Cyrus released her first solo album, Breakout (2008), which was commercially successful.
She began her foray into film by providing the voice of "Penny" in the animated film Bolt (2008). Cyrus earned a nomination for the Golden Globe Award for Best Original Song for her performance of Bolt's theme song, "I Thought I Lost You". She also reprised her role as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana in Hannah Montana: The Movie (2009). The Hannah Montana: The Movie' soundtrack introduced her to new audiences within country and adult contemporary markets.
Actors: Axel Braun (director), Richie Calhoun (actor), Marcus London (actor), Will Ryder (actor), Evan Stone (actor), Bailey Blue (actress), Scarlett Fay (actress), Axel Braun (producer), Bryn Pryor (writer), Axel Braun (editor), Michael Vegas (actor), Dillion Harper (actress), Drew Rose (producer), Penny Pax (actress), Claudia Ross (editor),
Genres: Adult,Actors: Madhuri Mohindar (writer), Mark Farinas (actor), Mark Farinas (actor), Mark Farinas (actor), Mark Farinas (writer), Mark Farinas (director), Crissy Spivey (writer), Bryan Session (actor), M. Cat Alleyne (actress), Steven Yoshio Christie (composer), Heidi Boisvert (writer),
Plot: See what happens when a permanent member of a popular space crew finds his status is in question. In any galaxy, when we deny due process and human rights to some, we put all of our freedoms at risk. Like in America where unfair immigration laws are denying basic due process to immigrants that live here.
Keywords: human-rights, star-trek-spoofActors: Carl Colpaert (director), Kim Davis (producer), Carl Colpaert (writer), Rick Rosenthal (miscellaneous crew), Edward Oleschak (producer), Robert Mercado (actor), Robert Mercado (miscellaneous crew), Matt Devlen (producer), Matthew Mishory (producer), Gina Carollo (producer), Rebekah Sindoris (miscellaneous crew), Lee Caplin (producer), Tate Hanyok (actress), Evans Butterworth (miscellaneous crew), David A. Cooper (actor),
Genres: Drama, Fantasy,Actors: Harald Warmbrunn (actor), Horst Krause (actor), Marylu Poolman (actress), Claudia Tronnier (producer), Karl-Fred Müller (actor), Jens Körner (producer), Carl Mueller (actor), Tina Hillmann (editor), Thomas Riedel (producer), Rosemarie Deibel (actress), Wolfgang Boos (actor), Constanze Hagedorn (costume designer), Michael Schorr (writer), Hannelore Schubert (actress), Ansgar Frerich (actor),
Plot: Schultze is a retired lignite miner living in an East German village and a passionate Polka musician on his accordion. One night he listens to a Zydeco tune in the radio, which changes his taste of music radically. Notwithstanding his complete ignorance of the English language he starts a trip into the heart of the Zydeco; to Louisana.
Keywords: accordion, accordion-player, african-american, african-american-slur, american-flag, american-south, applause, bachelor, band, barActors: Bob Newhart (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Marilyn Manson (actor), Gabriel Byrne (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), William Baldwin (actor), David Duchovny (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Laurence Fishburne (actor), Sean Patrick Flanery (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Wyclef Jean (actor), Anthony Kiedis (actor), Jay Leno (actor), Shaquille O'Neal (actor),
Genres: Family,Actors: Seth MacFarlane (editor), Newt Gingrich (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor), Seth MacFarlane (actor),
Plot: The story deals with a slob named Larry and his companion, the talking dog, Steve. Larry worries that distance is forming between himself and his son Milt, so together with Steve, he looks for a way to bond with the boy.
Keywords: character-name-in-titleActors: Redd Foxx (actor), Dick Gregory (actor), Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson (actor), Stepin Fetchit (actor), Bill Bellamy (actor), Steve Allen (actor), Jack Benny (actor), Jim Carrey (actor), Dick Cavett (actor), Willie Best (actor), Bill Cosby (actor), Tommy Davidson (actor), Charles S. Dutton (actor), Charles S. Dutton (actor), David Alan Grier (actor),
Genres: Documentary,Actors: Tim Meadows (actor), Garrett Morris (actor), Michael McKean (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), James Keane (actor), Jon Lovitz (actor), Jason Alexander (actor), Drew Carey (actor), Tom Arnold (actor), Tom Davis (actor), Chris Farley (actor), Dan Aykroyd (actor), Eddie Griffin (actor), Kevin Nealon (actor),
Plot: An alien couple known as Beldar and Prymatt with cone-shaped heads from the planet called Remulak is mistakingly ditched on earth, during a scouting mission for planet conquest. While here, they dodge the INS, have a child and discover that life on Earth is quite good. But unfortunately they are being chased by the government who knows something is not quite right with the Conehead family. After they are rescued and taken back to their planet, Belder is told to come back and destroy planet Earth!
Keywords: alien, alien-contact, alien-planet, assimilation, based-on-sketch-comedy, based-on-tv-series, birth, box-office-flop, childbirth, cult-filmActors: James Doohan (miscellaneous crew), Jerry Goldsmith (composer), Gene Roddenberry (producer), Robert Wise (director), Gene Roddenberry (writer), Nichelle Nichols (actress), Leonard Nimoy (actor), James Doohan (actor), William Shatner (actor), DeForest Kelley (actor), Stephen Collins (actor), George Takei (actor), Walter Koenig (actor), Gene Roddenberry (miscellaneous crew), Leonard Nimoy (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: An alien phenomenon of unprecedented size and power is approaching Earth, destroying everything in its path. The only starship in range is the USS Enterprise--still in drydock after a major overhaul. As Captain Willard Decker readies his ship and his crew to face this menace, Admiral James T. Kirk arrives with orders to take command of the Enterprise and intercept the intruder. But it has been three years since Kirk last commanded the Enterprise on its historic five year mission... is he up to the task of saving the Earth?
Keywords: 23rd-century, admiral, alien, android, artificial-intelligence, based-on-cult-tv-series, based-on-tv-series, biblical-allegory, blockbuster, castle-thunderIntro: (Master P)
Are you ready to boldly go,
where no family has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.
Captain Kirk has arrived, I repeat,
Captain Kirk, has arrived.
Women, if you're lucky, Captain Kirk will save you,
and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
are lookin' for. I mean the next generation, ya' heard me?
Are you ready? (Yes I Am!)
1st Verse: (Master P -- Fiend)
Master P:
Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'
captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,
No Limit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Fiend:
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk.
Captain Smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!
Makin' a career off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this nigga,
go figga,
all she wanted was that man to change,
but if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Chorus:
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two: (Silkk The Shocker)
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin' back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
And she had the nerve to tell me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
cuz Silkk ain't no love.
I give'em a little somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most love.
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
approximately five minutes.
Chorus
Verse Three: (Mystikal)
Aww HOLD UP!, WAIT A MINUTE!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
you quick with that pleasure.
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.
I can't seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!
They really ain't paid, but you gotta hand it,
this bitch gotta be stopped!, Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!
Chorus
Outro:
-Girl
Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also I chose pickles, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the cleaners.
(Master P)
Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
(Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off