GRANITE STATE OF MIND (Jay-Z Parody - The SSP)

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• published: 31 Mar 2010
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http://www.facebook.com/thesupersecretproject http://www.twitter.com/thessp http://www.thesupersecretproject.com Yeah. Yeah, Imma up at Conway Now I'm down in Manchester Next to Adam Sandler But I'll be woods forever I'm the new Salinger Cuz I could live anywhere But I choose to live here The middle of nowhere I used to shop in Salem Next to Rockingham Park Right there up on 28 Youll find Canobie Lake Park Bring me up to Portsmouth the saloon at State Street Catch me up at Gilleys after closing for some late eats Its not the kangamangus The Kancamagus Its a scenic byway That I like to drive in August Now Im down at Bedford Home of Seth Meyers, yeah Also Sarah Silverman were funny motherfuckas here We like to say whatsup guy, its the way we say hi In February it is good to know a plow guy It is shaped like a key, also where I like to ski Tell by my belt buckle that I most definitely from... NEW HAMPSHIRE LAND WHERE THERES NO INCOME OR SALES TAX THERE S NOTHING MUCH TO DO HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THESE TREES WHERE LEAF PEEPERS DRIVE TO MAPLE SYRUP IS PRO-DUCED THIS IS NEW HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE Catch me up at Loudon, at the Speedway for the race yo I made the flannel shirt more famous than a scarecrow Dont drink and drive here, listen to what I say even though we put our liquor stores right on the highway You can drive Mount Washington hike up Mount Monadnock in 1787 we invented the alarm clock Concord Coach, Dartmouth Coach, DowneasterAmtrak On Squam Lake, Henry Fonda taught yall how to act Derrys Alan Shepard, first guy in a spaceship Its a pity Christa McCaulliffe didnt make it Didja hear about the ice storm in December of 08 I went without power for eleven straight days! You can buy a handgun You can buy some fireworks Sandwich Fair, Rest in peace Daniel Webster Americas Stonehenge, long live the dairy trade Long live the old man I'm from the Granite State thats NEW HAMPSHIRE PLACE WHERE STONYFIELD YOGURT IS MADE IN AND COW TIPPINGS SO COOL HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE DSL SERVICE IS BRAND NEW YOU MIGHT EVEN SEE A MOOSE HERE IN NE W HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake The darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The only other sound's the sweep Of easy wind and downy flake. The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep Thats some Robert Frost, hes our most famous poet It was actually written up in Vermont but its associated with The 603, where its a fact I Dont know any Hispanics and just one black guy You can go to Bike Week thats up in Laconia In the winter months hit the notch in Franconia, home of B-O-D-E our Olympic Ski Champion He faced high pressure like my man Al Kaprielian NEW HAMPSHIRE IF YOU DONT WANT TO WEAR A HELMET THERES NOTHIN THEY CAN DO HERE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE MARKEYS VERSE BROWNS ON THE SEAFOOD TELL ME WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE WHEN YOURE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE HAMPSHIRE HAMPSHIRE NINTH STATE RATIFIED OUT OF ALL FIFTY IT CAN GET COLD BUT STILL THE AUTUMNS VERY PRETTY WHEN THIS SONG MAKES ME RICH, I'M A MOVE TO RYE EVERYBODY PUMP YOUR FISTS AND YELL LIVE FREE OR DIE! LIVE FREE OR DIE! IN NEW HAMPSHIRE STATE WHERE TRIPLE H THE WRESTLER HAILS FROM THAT GUY WOULD DESTROY YOU IF YOU KNOCK NEW HAMPSHIRE ITS JUST LIKE OLD HAMPSHIRE BUT NEW WERE OUT OF JOKES TO DO ABOUT NEW HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE, HAMPSHIRE