- published: 13 Feb 2007
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Stuart may refer to:
Actors: Brian Jagger (actor), Samantha Crawford (writer), Samantha Crawford (director), Darren Crawford (actor), Kirstie Longden (producer), Alexander Karavay (actor), Kristina Vivsik (actor), Kirstie Longden (editor), Christian Mitchell (miscellaneous crew), Nick Marchiano (actor), Marisa Hutchison (actor), Victoria Jaiden (actor), Marquette Jefferson (actor), Michael Licciardello (actor), Axel Ahrens (actor),
Genres: Drama, Short,Actors: Ian Doig (miscellaneous crew), Hiro Kanagawa (actor), Benjamin Ratner (producer), Benjamin Ratner (director), Helen Shaver (actress), Brian Markinson (actor), Benjamin Ratner (writer), Jay Brazeau (actor), Jerry Wasserman (actor), Tom McBeath (actor), Ali Liebert (actress), Gabrielle Miller (actress), Tahmoh Penikett (actor), Teach Grant (actor), Peter Flemming (actor),
Plot: Down River is the emotionally stirring story of three young women teetering on the edge between creative breakthroughs and personal breakdowns, and their connection with the older woman they rely on for guidance, support and inspiration.
Genres: Drama,Actors: Jesse Woodrow (actor), Ralph Jean-Pierre (editor), Brett Swanson (writer), Brett Swanson (miscellaneous crew), Simo Manfredi (director), Kalena Ranoa (actress), Amber Rivera (actress), Elliott Williams (producer), Saxon Anderson (actor), Iván Mejía (miscellaneous crew), Lindsay McClung (miscellaneous crew), Heather Letters (costume designer), Anthony Musante (miscellaneous crew), Debbie Hyatt (miscellaneous crew),
Genres: Drama, Short,Actors: Ann Roth (costume designer), Danielle Wilson (miscellaneous crew), Nick Wechsler (producer), Keira Knightley (actress), Katri Billard (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Quesenbery (miscellaneous crew), Guillaume Canet (actor), Eva Mendes (actress), Scott Adsit (actor), Sam Worthington (actor), David Boston (actor), John 'JR' Craigmile (miscellaneous crew), Griffin Dunne (actor), Trish Gray (miscellaneous crew), Eric Papa (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Joanna accuses her husband, Michael, of being attracted to his co-worker. Wanting to make-up before he goes on a business trip, she assumes she over-reacted. But when they are both away from each other for one night, Michael ends up testing his loyalty to Joanna and his attraction to Laura. And Joanna tests her honesty to Michael when her ex-boyfriend Alex suddenly appears in New York for the day.
Keywords: bare-chested-male, boyfriend-girlfriend-reunion, business-trip, cheating, co-worker, condominium, ex-boyfriend, hairy-chest, husband-wife-relationship, independent-filmActors: Denis Lawson (director), Sara Doughty (miscellaneous crew), Diane Shorthouse (producer), Edmund Swabey (editor), Simon Slater (composer), Camilla Mathias (actress), Scott Ainslie (actor), Donna Louise Bryan (actress), Maxine Fone (actress), Helen Neale (actress), Katie Douglas (writer), Ben Watson (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Short,Actors: Katharine Tidy (miscellaneous crew), Joan Washington (miscellaneous crew), Helena Bonham Carter (actress), Paul Trijbits (producer), Christos Michaels (miscellaneous crew), Ken Stott (actor), Neil Swain (miscellaneous crew), Alison Owen (producer), Selina Cadell (actress), Freddie Highmore (actor), Norman Merry (producer), Helene Oosthuizen (miscellaneous crew), Jake Edmonds (miscellaneous crew), Tina Falcone (miscellaneous crew), Peter Hampden (producer),
Plot: Wolverhampton,1967:- nine year old Nigel Slater loves his mother though she is a hopeless cook, her finest offering being toast whilst he has great culinary aspirations. When she dies of asthma Nigel is left with a distant father but worse is to come when the 'common' Mrs. Joan Potter arrives as the Slaters' cleaner. Nigel fears,rightly,that her aim is to be the next Mrs. Slater and soon he has a new stepmother and is whisked away to the country. Joan is,however,a superb cook but this only makes for rivalry as Nigel,the only boy in his cookery class at secondary school,competes with her to find the way to his father's heart. A weekend job in a pub kitchen introduces Nigel to an older boy,another great cook and gay like himself ,who gives him the confidence and inspiration to leave home after his father's death and head for the hotel kitchens of London.
Keywords: 16-year-old, 17-year-old, 1960s, 9-year-old, apology, apple-pie, apron, baker, baking, baking-a-cakeActors: Kristina Kambitova (miscellaneous crew), Phillip J. Roth (producer), Mario Georgiev (miscellaneous crew), Todd Jensen (actor), Mario Georgiev (miscellaneous crew), Cherise Honey (miscellaneous crew), Michael Barnes (miscellaneous crew), John Cappilla (producer), Gil Gerard (actor), Billy Drago (actor), Atanas Srebrev (actor), Jeffery Beach (producer), Randy Wayne (actor), Claude Foisy (composer), Milena Karova (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: Reb Halland, who lived in the era of Wild West, has made a deal with the devil to gain immortality along with his gang. Preacher McCready is trying to protect the small town by placing five totems around it in the shape of the pentacle. One day, a collector passes by the town and sees one of the totems pinned to the earth, and he decides to take it. When the man takes the totem out of ground, Halland and his gang arrives and starts killing everyone, then commit ritual suicide. The film moves to the present day when a group of college students, who are driving back home from another city after a debate contest, suddenly find themselves at this town. Soon, they start to be murdered one by one, and it will be up to them to find the secret of the town and destroy Halland and his gang.
Keywords: alcohol, blood-on-wall, broken-down-bus, burned-alive, coffin, gang-of-outlaws, ghost-town, hanging, noose, suffocationActors: Forbes KB (actor), Christopher Fosh (actor), Ricci Harnett (actor), Nicola Posener (actress), Gemma Deerfield (actress), Gemma Deerfield (producer), Frank Jakeman (actor), Sarah-Jane Sherwood (actress), Tom Bennett (actor), James Thornton (actor), Greg Harwood (composer), Grant Huggair (actor), Marcus Massey (actor), Lisa Shelley (actress), Jing Lusi (actress),
Plot: Carol Bailey is buckling under the weight of financial pressure, family responsibilities and his own ambition and desires. After endless parties, too many dead end jobs and family arguments, Bailey becomes Self-Destructive. Resorting to violence and severing all ties of friendship and love, Bailey enters a world where his friends are unable to follow. After a self-imposed exile Bailey returns to London to apologise, things have changed. Not everyone is sympathetic to his sudden re-appearance and there are others who will stop at nothing to make Bailey's life a living hell. Faced with a relationship lost amongst affluence and drug fueled parties, Bailey must accept his own limitations and confront the demons of his past.
Genres: Action, Drama,Actors: Kane Hodder (actor), Tye Nelson (actor), Robert Bear (producer), Robert Bear (actor), Andrew Wiest (actor), Andrew Wiest (editor), Andrew Wiest (writer), Andrew Wiest (director), Robert Milo Andrus (actor), Lillith Fields (actress), Matthew Taggart (actor), Matthew Taggart (producer), Kelsey McCann (actress), Matthew Taggart (writer), Elizabeth Mouton (actress),
Plot: In this shoot 'em up western horror tale, ancient demons, walking skeletons and cowboy zombies join forces to take the law down in a blaze of hellfire and brimstone. With the powers of hell at his disposal, Frank, a blood-thirsty outlaw from the old west, is resurrected to seek his revenge on the present day town of Weston. As the past collides with the present, Sheriff Logan Kane, his incompetent younger brother, Stuart, and sexy gun shop owner Grace will have to fight a posse of the undead to save the town and rescue Logan's new bride from a fate worse than death.
Keywords: automatic-rifle, cowboy, cult, demon, female-gunfighter, female-nudity, fistfight, gun-battle, gunfight, gunfighterActors: Mercedes Alonso (editor), Joaquín Luis Romero Marchent (director), María Silva (actress), Giovanni Simonelli (writer), Piero Piccioni (composer), Rafael Hernández (actor), Simón Andreu (actor), Luis Induni (actor), Joaquín Luis Romero Marchent (writer), Norma Bengell (actress), Álvaro de Luna (actor), Joaquín Luis Romero Marchent (writer), Alfonso Rojas (actor), Emilio Gutiérrez Caba (actor), Alfonso de la Vega (actor),
Genres: Drama, Western,You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
people, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing
to the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10: 30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are
doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
the Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
his head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our
soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other